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Funny story: Massive terrorist training facility uncovered in London's Canary Wharf

Massive terrorist training facility uncovered in London's Canary Wharf

With their credit default swaps and their naked short selling, they may not possess the terrifying allure of a phoney Al-Qaeda - but they are better trained; state-protected and they take down whole countries and their economies with ruthless ease an...

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Funny story: World Shocked as Two Al Queda Generals Resign to Join Salvation Army

World Shocked as Two Al Queda Generals Resign to Join Salvation Army

London, UK - General Clifton Shaw of the international headquarters of the Salvation Army shocked the World News when he announced this morning that he has just positioned two former Generals of Al Queda to regional posts here in the U.S. Mahmeed...

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Funny story: Unabomber's House Property For Sale

Unabomber's House Property For Sale

The house and property of Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber, has been put up for sale over ten years after it's owner was safely locked away for murder. In case you weren't around, letters and packages loaded with explosives were sent from this residen...

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Funny story: Obama assures US troops they are winning war against Taliban

Obama assures US troops they are winning war against Taliban

Barack Obama made a surprise flying visit to Afghanistan and assured cheering US troops they are winning the war against the Taliban, but warned of "difficult days ahead". How he knows this is beyond most people in the civilized world. Every time a soldier dies, other than a member of the Taliban.....we lose. Give all the politicians who send the troops to Afghanistan, a uniform and send th...

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Funny story: Mark Ruffalo on Terrorist Watchlist

Mark Ruffalo on Terrorist Watchlist

Hollywood actor Mark Ruffalo has been added to a US terror advisory list after he promoted a documentary about the effects of natural gas drilling. Mark Ruffalo was placed on the US terror advisory watch list after he arranged screenings for the "Gasland" documentary which chronicles communities affected by a boom in natural gas drilling. In Pennsylvania the film, written and directed by J...

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Funny story: Mohamed Osman Mohamud Possibly Stupidists Human Being On Earth

Mohamed Osman Mohamud Possibly Stupidists Human Being On Earth

Mohamed Osman Mohamud, was arrested Friday for attempting to detonate a fake van bomb at a Christmas tree lighting ceremony in Oregan. Mohamud had been under surveillance for 5 months by the FBI when the government was tipped off that he intended...

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Funny story: KIT offering Basketball

KIT offering Basketball

Asham Ambed Arrorya, Director of Trining at the Kabul Institute of Terrorism, speaking recently at an evening meeting of the local Kiwanis, stated, "We will soon be offering some special basketball training at our faccility. We had never considered i...

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Funny story: 'Wannabe' terrorist just got Punk'd

'Wannabe' terrorist just got Punk'd

PORTLAND-- Taking their cue from Ashton Kutcher, the FBI staged an elaborate prank on a Corvallis, OR teenager who thought he was part of a Jihadist plot to kill Christmas. Mohamed Osman Mohamud, 19, a Somali-born U.S. citizen, mistakenly believed...

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Funny story: Al Qaeda operatives hijack model airplane

Al Qaeda operatives hijack model airplane

Security officials in the United States and abroad are scrambling this afternoon to thwart a potentially devastating terrorist attack and to quickly develop an effective strategy for dealing with what appears to be a new direction being taken by al...

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Funny story: Man on Street: Failed Oregon Bombing

Man on Street: Failed Oregon Bombing

A teenager has been arrested in the US state of Oregon after allegedly plotting to carry out a car bomb attack at a Christmas tree lighting ceremony, potentially killing over 500 people. However, FBI had intercepted the bomb and stopped the attack. What do you think? Mike Thornes - Mobile (Burger-flipper) - "See! It's them moosulems. They want to attack of freedoms! All of them moosulems! I...

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Funny story: SF International Airport on Lock Down as TSA Mistake Gerbil Tail for Anal Fuse!

SF International Airport on Lock Down as TSA Mistake Gerbil Tail for Anal Fuse!

The comedy of errors continued today as brain dead TSA workers, most who have been refused gainful employment due to learning disabilities or criminal history, managed to shut down SF International Airport over a Bogus Terror Bomb Alert! According...

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Funny story: UK on terror alert, again

UK on terror alert, again

The UK was back on terror alert last night, after a bomb exploded in woodland just to the west of London. Police & counter terrorist experts are combing the area for clues as to the identity of the bombers. The only damage sustained was some blow...

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Funny story: Diabolical Plot Uncovered

Diabolical Plot Uncovered

Bedbug sniffing dogs, during a routine search of the Zawahee Shipping Company warehouse in New Jersey, discovered a shipment of multi-colored greeting card envelopes, destined for the Al Ahamaamad Printing Company. The envelopes were embedded with be...

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Funny story: Terrorist Attack? Quick, Scarper! MPs Told.

Terrorist Attack? Quick, Scarper! MPs Told.

Members of Parliament and the House of Lords have been told basically to 'leg it,' in the event of a terrorist attack. And security insiders are said to have opened a book on the fastest reactions. An email from Black Rod and the Sergeant at Ar...

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Funny story: IRA bombing whore-turned red top agony aunt bemoans frigid ex-husband

IRA bombing whore-turned red top agony aunt bemoans frigid ex-husband

Shergar, County Louse - (Prenup Mess): "I was starved of proper rogering," Susan Krubbs told her astonished readership last weekend, "by a man who promised to tumesce on demand or yer money back." Decades of cuckolding then saw her fool a geeky e...

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Funny story: Government to encrypt reflections across transport network

Government to encrypt reflections across transport network

A mirror wielding Al-Qaeda spy cell in operation across the British Transport network has lead the Government to request all reflections from windows are encrypted to prevent sensitive data being intercepted. The cell targets travelling MP's and M...

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Funny story: Radical website publishes MP death list

Radical website publishes MP death list

Somewhat predictably, a radical extremist website has urged followers to kill UK MPs who voted in favour of the Iraq war; publishing a list of all 383 of them, their constituency addresses, the whereabouts of their second and third homes and the hot...

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