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Funny story: Federer To Quit Tennis

Federer To Quit Tennis

Roger Federer has decided to follow in the footsteps of his idol Borg and quit the game while ahead. The Swiss has admitted that he just isn't motivated anymore and he is thoroughly fed up with 'beating the living daylights out of Andy Roddick'. H...

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Funny story: U.S. Open to Adopt New Tennis Ball! Federer Cries Foul!

U.S. Open to Adopt New Tennis Ball! Federer Cries Foul!

Flushin Meadows, NY - U.S. Open Officials today announced a radical change to this year's U.S. Open Tennis Championships. Over the years the ball has change from white to yellow and perhaps the most radical change would be the "felt" or...

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Funny story: Venus and Serena Williams Fail Sex Tests, Have to Play on Men's Tour

Venus and Serena Williams Fail Sex Tests, Have to Play on Men's Tour

Pro tennis playing sisters Venus and Serena Williams have failed multiple sex tests and finally been exposed as "not being female." While the tests do not prove conclusively that they are men, they will no longer be allowed to participate on the wom...

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Funny story: British Tennis Youngsters Told To "Give Up"

British Tennis Youngsters Told To "Give Up"

Young British tennis hopefuls should spend less time on court because of the danger of being humiliated once they turn professional, a study says.

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Funny story: Bjorn Borg: "I had a big hand in Federer's conception"

Bjorn Borg: "I had a big hand in Federer's conception"

Wimbledon - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Five consecutive times Wimbledon chamption Bjorn Borg told a tennis crowd at last night's Wimbledon Champions' Ball that he "was probably the biological father of Roger Federer", and was thrilled a...

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Funny story: Aggressive Case of Tennis Elbow may be Contagious and Drug-resistant

Aggressive Case of Tennis Elbow may be Contagious and Drug-resistant

Atlanta, Georgia (Reuterus) - Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have isolated a 30-year-old man, who they believe has contracted a rare but nasty case of 'Tennis Elbow'.

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Funny story: Tennis Breaks out at Wimbledon

Tennis Breaks out at Wimbledon

AFTER the most successful run of uninterrupted rain - record-breaking fucking buckets of the stuff - a potential three-day outbreak of tennis is set to mar the final weekend of Wimbledon.

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Funny story: Sharapova on-court grunting 'louder than orgasm'

Sharapova on-court grunting 'louder than orgasm'

Wimbledon - (Ass Mess): The Lawn Tennis Association has warned tennis ace Maria Sharapova that her unbridled on-court grunting, shrieking and panting is excessive after TV viewers complained that she is making more noise than porno movie actresses fe...

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Funny story: Henman Hill To Be Flattened After Wimbledon

Henman Hill To Be Flattened After Wimbledon

Henman Hill, the unsightly mound of earth in the grounds of the All England Club where the Wimbledon Tennis Championships are held each year, is to be bulldozed after the current tournament is over.

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Funny story: Henman/Moya Clash Ends In Tame Score Draw

Henman/Moya Clash Ends In Tame Score Draw

At Wimbledon yesterday, Tim Henman, the 'so nearly man' of British tennis, so nearly overcame Spain's Senor Carlos Moya before the match ended 5-5 in a g...

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Funny story: Andy Murray A Certainty For Wimbledon, And Will Win, Says Coach Brad Gilbert

Andy Murray A Certainty For Wimbledon, And Will Win, Says Coach Brad Gilbert

Andy Murray will definitely play at Wimbledon, and stands as good a chance of winning the Men's Singles title as anyone else, says his coach.

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Funny story: Murray and Federer Pull Out Of Wimbledon

Murray and Federer Pull Out Of Wimbledon

London, Friday - The tennis world was left reeling from revelations from the camps of both Andy Murray and Roger Federer on Friday.

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Funny story: Bookmakers laugh off suggestions Andy Murray, Andy Roddick have Wimbledon hope in hell

Bookmakers laugh off suggestions Andy Murray, Andy Roddick have Wimbledon hope in hell

Wimbledon - (Ass Mess): Internet spread-betting index Aintogottaprayer.com has poured scorn that either UK hope Andy Murray or former US Open winner Andy Roddick 'have a hope in hell' of winning this year's Wimbledon Men's Singles Cha...

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Funny story: Federer To Play Wimbledon With One Hand Tied Behind His Back

Federer To Play Wimbledon With One Hand Tied Behind His Back

Roger Federer, the Wimbledon Mens' Singles champion for the last four years, is to play this year's tournament with a pre-arranged and self-imposed handicap, says his coach.

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Funny story: Djokovic charges into semi

Djokovic charges into semi

Wimbledon, Wednesday - Novak Djokovic, the sixth seed in this year's French Open men's singles, produced some of the best tennis seen at this year's tournament to see off the brave challenge of Igor Andreev in the quarter finals.

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Funny story: Tennis: Henin sails past Serena

Tennis: Henin sails past Serena

BBC Sport, France, Tuesday 6th June - In a repeat of the classic of 2003, Justine Henin was due to meet Serena Williams on the clay at Roland Garros, in a highly anticipated Ladies Quarter Final.

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Funny story: Swedish Porno Industry Used Audio in movies from Women's French Open

Swedish Porno Industry Used Audio in movies from Women's French Open

Gammalsvenskby, Sweden - In an early dawn raid today, Swedish police seized hundreds of hours worth of audio recordings from the Women's French Open at dozens of Swedish porno companies. Suspecting the audio recordings were made just as recent as...

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