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Funny story: Taylor Swift And Kanye West To Record A Country-Rap Christmas Album

Taylor Swift And Kanye West To Record A Country-Rap Christmas Album

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift's management agency, Wyomissing Missing Nothin' Productions, has just released word that their client has just signed on to record a country-rap Christmas album with rapper Kanye West. Bucker Bob Tuttle, executive with Swi...

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Funny story: Kanye West Confesses "I did it to boost Jay's ratings"

Kanye West Confesses "I did it to boost Jay's ratings"

Rapper Kanye West has revealed that his rude interruption of Taylor Swift's acceptance speech at Sunday's MTV Video Music Awards was a publicity stunt, strategically planned to increase ratings for Mr. Leno's new weeknight talk show, which debuted at...

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Funny story: Newly Discovered Phallus Worm Is Named after Kanye West

Newly Discovered Phallus Worm Is Named after Kanye West

The National Worm Society has announced the discovery of a new species of worm, a member of phylum Priapulida, a phallus worm. The news was met with great joy among the biological community, and the National Worm Society was asked to give the species...

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Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton Says That Taylor Swift Provoked Kanye West

Rev. Al Sharpton Says That Taylor Swift Provoked Kanye West

HARLEM - Reverend Al Sharpton, who prides himself in being one of the most controversial civil rights activists in America, has finally spoken out on the Kanye West grabbing the microphone out of Taylor Swift's hand incident. Sharpton, who claims...

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Funny story: President Obama Says He Didn't Call Kanye West A Jackass, He Called Him A Dumbass

President Obama Says He Didn't Call Kanye West A Jackass, He Called Him A Dumbass

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama today issued a statement saying that he did not call rapper Kanye West a jackass. The president said that what he did call the rappin' bro was a dumbass. The president was quick to point out that there is a funda...

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Funny story: Kanye West Disses Taylor Swift, and a New Word is Born

Kanye West Disses Taylor Swift, and a New Word is Born

Kanye West's antics at the Sept. 13 telecast of MTV's Video Music Awards prompted a new addition to the vernacular: to "swift" someone. Inspired by the rapper's rude interruption of Taylor Swift's acceptance speech at the live telecast, the verb mean...

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Funny story: It's Official: Kanye West is Now Los Angeles's 'Village Idiot'!

It's Official: Kanye West is Now Los Angeles's 'Village Idiot'!

Los Angeles, CA: It's offical. After much deliberation by the citizens of LA and call-in votes from all over America, the dubious title of 'Village Idiot' has been bestowed upon rapper Kanye West after his latest tantrum on last Sunday's Video Musi...

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Funny story: Toby Keith To Kanye West: Come Take My Microphone B*y

Toby Keith To Kanye West: Come Take My Microphone B*y

NASHVILLE - Country singer Toby Keith is fit to be tied. The highly popular singer says that he would like for Kanye Wuss (West) to jump on the stage the next time he receives an award and take the microphone away from him like he did from sweet litt...

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Funny story: Kanye West Blames His Taylor Swift Outburst On Twinkies

Kanye West Blames His Taylor Swift Outburst On Twinkies

NEW YORK CITY - The audience at the MTV Music Awards did a collective mouth-opening take as Kanye West jumped on stage in the middle of Taylor Swift's acceptance speech for "Best Female Video." The 19-year-old Swift was visibly shocked and shaken...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift To Star In "The Lovely Lilting Life of Britney Spears"

Taylor Swift To Star In "The Lovely Lilting Life of Britney Spears"

HOLLYWOOD - Nineteen year old Taylor Swift has been signed to portray Britney Spears in the new movie from Touchstone Pictures entitled, The Lovely Lilting Life of Britney Spears. Young Swift is thrilled at the prospect of portraying the legendary...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas To Star In Remake of "Coal Miner's Daughter"

Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas To Star In Remake of "Coal Miner's Daughter"

HOLLYWOOD - Free Spirited Flamboyant Films has announced that Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas will be starring as Loretta Lynn and Doolittle Lynn in the remake of the 1980 country music film Coal Miner's Daughter which starred Sissy Spacek and Tommy Lee J...

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Funny story: The 17 Yazoo Kids of Cumberland County, Kentucky

The 17 Yazoo Kids of Cumberland County, Kentucky

Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas have been signed to star in the 1980 remake of Coal Miner's Daughter, the true story of Loretta Lynn. The original movie starred Sissy Spacek as Loretta and Tommy Lee Jones as her husband Doo. Loretta was born and raised in Butcher Holler, Kentucky. Taylor and Joe traveled down to Cumberland County, Kentucky which is located on the Kentucky-Tennessee border in or...

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Funny story: Kevin Skinner To Tour With Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and Selena Gomez

Kevin Skinner To Tour With Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and Selena Gomez

NASHVILLE - Kevin Skinner's manager, Sharon Osbourne, has just announced the upcoming Chicken Catcher Henhouse Tour. Mrs. Ozzy Osbourne said that the 42-city tour is being put on by her husband's production company, The Bats Out of Hell Entertainm...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton to give two pounds of titty to Taylor Swift: "Heck, I'll never miss 'em!"

Dolly Parton to give two pounds of titty to Taylor Swift: "Heck, I'll never miss 'em!"

Dolly Parton, the woman who stuffs fifty pounds of titties into a twenty-five pound sack, has graciously decided to give one pound of breast tissue from each of her melons to country music sensation Taylor Swift. "Somebody stole that poor girl's tit...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift described as "slow child" says former track coach

Taylor Swift described as "slow child" says former track coach

Ron Paul, Track and Field Coach at Gator Bait High School in Pervert Harbour, Florida, told reporters, Tuesday that country music hottie, Taylor Swift, was "Such a slow runner she couldn't even catch a cold." "When I was coaching Taylor at Wyomiss...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner to not star in New Moon, Trailer a fake!

Taylor Lautner to not star in New Moon, Trailer a fake!

Ever since the rumors of teen star Taylor Lautner was going to be replaced in the film New Moon, fans started going crazy. Taylor attempted to work out, but he didn't fit the requirements to play a more buff Jacob Black. The studio replaced him w...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift The Next Dolly Parton Without the Big Tits

Taylor Swift The Next Dolly Parton Without the Big Tits

Taylor Swift has broken all of the music industry records and she is only nineteen but she has relatively small breasts. Country music critics are comparing her meteoric rise to stardom to the great and big busted country music superstar Dolly Pa...

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