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Funny story: Katie Waissel Angrily Denies X-Factor Fix Corruption Scandal Rumours

Katie Waissel Angrily Denies X-Factor Fix Corruption Scandal Rumours

Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that much reviled X-Factor wannabe Katie Waissel will survive this weekend's X-Factor, because word from a little bird has it that the whole show is fixed. SEN supremo Buffty Ginslinger has been busi...

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Funny story: Cowell to premiere Star Trek Tech

Cowell to premiere Star Trek Tech

Take two looks at tonight's live audience on ITV1's first X-Factor Live Finals and you might see a flicker of hope in their eyes. Its not surprising though as Simon Cowell unleashes a new type of audience on the finalists tonight, made up full of...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Calls Lou Reed's Refusal To Let Susan Boyle Sing His Song Simply A Sad, Sad Case of Sour Grapes

Simon Cowell Calls Lou Reed's Refusal To Let Susan Boyle Sing His Song Simply A Sad, Sad Case of Sour Grapes

LONDON - Simon Cowell has spoken out against Lou Reed's refusal to let Susan Boyle, aka SuBo, sing the song "Perfect Day" which he wrote back in 1972. Miss Boyle, the sensational songstress from Scotland was supposed to have sung the song on Ameri...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell, Accused Of Altering Contestants Voices On Show, Beaten Up!

Simon Cowell, Accused Of Altering Contestants Voices On Show, Beaten Up!

Simon Cowell's "The X Factor" is once again being accused of altering the voices of some of the contestants. "They don't sound nearly as good when you hear them in public", stated one former fan of the show. "I used to watch it every week but no m...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell to join Government - which will henceforth be called the Cowell-ition

Simon Cowell to join Government - which will henceforth be called the Cowell-ition

Simon Cowell is to bring his X Factor magic to the Government as it struggles to establish its brand and improve its image. David Cameron said: "My background is in PR and I know how much more important it is to be seen to be doing things rather t...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell States That Chloe Mafia Will Not Be Banned From X-Factor Simply Because She Is A Prostitute

Simon Cowell States That Chloe Mafia Will Not Be Banned From X-Factor Simply Because She Is A Prostitute

LONDON - The CEO of 19th Hole Productions Simon Cowell has made it abundantly clear that he has no intention of banning Chloe Mafia from participating in his reality show X-Factor simply because she is a known prostitute. According to Miss Mafia,...

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Funny story: Cowell in Hospital After Poker Fiasco

Cowell in Hospital After Poker Fiasco

Talent show judge and professional national annoyance, Simon Cowell, has been admitted to hospital after shoving a hot poker up his own bottom. The incident happened after he had watched a re-run of the popular reality show 'Britain's Got Talent',...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell livid after Spanish Villa wrecked

Simon Cowell livid after Spanish Villa wrecked

X-Factor supremo, Simon Cowell, is said to be livid after his select hopefuls apparently held a party in his three hundred million pound Spanish Villa in Marbella and trashed it. A source inside the X-Factor listed the many items damaged during th...

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Funny story: Lily Allen Attacks Simon Cowell's X-Factor Calling It Re-Cycled Rubbish

Lily Allen Attacks Simon Cowell's X-Factor Calling It Re-Cycled Rubbish

LONDON - Lily Allen, has flat out spoken her mind (again). And this time the recipient of her serpentine venom is none other than "Mr. Reality Shows" himself Simon Cowell. Lily was apparently lashing out at Cowell's X-Factor saying that it is noth...

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Funny story: Madonna Trying Desperately To Make A Comeback With Her New Song "Okay So Who Really Gives A Flying Eff If My Knockers Are Lopsided?"

Madonna Trying Desperately To Make A Comeback With Her New Song "Okay So Who Really Gives A Flying Eff If My Knockers Are Lopsided?"

CHICAGO - The singer formerly known as Madonna was in the Windy City shopping for a special cellulite removing salve imported from Finland that is only available at The Countess Department Store in Chicago. Madonna was asked if it was true that sh...

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Funny story: X Factor fake talent, storm in a brew-ha-ha, hullabaloo type headline

X Factor fake talent, storm in a brew-ha-ha, hullabaloo type headline

The X Factor has become embroiled in a new "auto-tune" row after fans accused editors of using technology to make their cars go faster and make some contestants sound less talentless. Simon Cowling who drives a very fast car said "all I did was ge...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona Facing The Heartbreak of Belly Wrinkles

Kerry Katona Facing The Heartbreak of Belly Wrinkles

MARBELLA, Spain - Kerry Katona looks quite good in a bikini swimsuit. She admits that she has managed to lose quite a bit of weight within the past few months but she is still somewhat upset with herself. The former singer with the all-girl band A...

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Funny story: American Idol's Ryan Seacrest Wants His Girlfriend Julianne Hough To Take Kara DioGuardi's Place

American Idol's Ryan Seacrest Wants His Girlfriend Julianne Hough To Take Kara DioGuardi's Place

HOLLYWOOD - Ryan Seacrest was sitting in his dressing room at the American Idol studios talking to his hairdresser FuFi Fondue about all of the changes taking place on this seasons American Idol. Fufi, who is one of the most sought after hair styl...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Changes Mind after J-Lo Becomes Judge

Simon Cowell Changes Mind after J-Lo Becomes Judge

It didn't take long to get a reaction from Simon Cowell after news broke that Jennifer Lopez (J-Lo) is going to take Ellen Degeneres' and/or Kara DioGuardi's spot on American Idol next season. "I want back in," was Cowell's response. "I've been in lo...

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Funny story: Kara DioGuardi's Rubbing Up Against Simon Cowell Got Her Fired From American Idol

Kara DioGuardi's Rubbing Up Against Simon Cowell Got Her Fired From American Idol

HOLLYWOOD - The producer of American Idol was asked why he fired judge Kara DioGuardi. Simon Shindlebocker, senior executive producer stated that he fired Ms. DioGuardi after she refused to stop rubbing her New York tits against Simon (Cowell) during...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres Quits Idol, Says Not a Big Enough Audience

Ellen DeGeneres Quits Idol, Says Not a Big Enough Audience

Ellen DeGeneres has just announced she does not want to appear as a judge on American Idol next season because the audience is just not large enough to keep her at the top of her game. While she appreciates that in years past, American Idol was one o...

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Funny story: What a Porker! Simon Cowell sued by Pig

What a Porker! Simon Cowell sued by Pig

Britain's last surviving coalminer, stunning Emma Czikai, has today announced plans to sue Simon Cowell for £30m lost earnings due to her failing to pass a recent Britain's Got Talent audition. Despite Czikai having the looks, voice and personalit...

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