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Funny story: Dinosaur Sensation

Dinosaur Sensation

Scientists working alongside palaeontologists in Mexico have discovered matter which can be converted into sound. This has been downloaded and handed to language experts who have translated the same. The extract below is thought to be taken a week a...

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Funny story: Aussie Scientists Use Insect Swarms For Next Generation Of Weapons

Aussie Scientists Use Insect Swarms For Next Generation Of Weapons

Australian scientists are using the collective intelligence found in insect swarms to develop the next generation of high-tech military hardware. Alex Ryan who heads a team from the Defense, Science and Technology Organisation says they are developin...

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Funny story: Scientists conclude

Scientists conclude

Investigations into... something very, very important hit a fever pace earlier this week when mad-scientist-gone-lifeguard Dr. Bill "the mad-scientist-gone-lifeguard" Ventura announced his having come to a conclusion. Since Scientific conc...

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Funny story: Dog Urine Found to be "Secret" Ingredient in Many Popular Soft Drinks

Dog Urine Found to be "Secret" Ingredient in Many Popular Soft Drinks

Frederick, MD - Scientists at the US Army's Fort Detrick research facility today issued a report which contained some shocking news for soft drink lovers around the world. According to the study, "Mass Spectrographic Analysis of Non-alcoholic Carbon...

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Funny story: Atlantic Ocean Vanishes; Americans Prepare to Drive to Europe

Atlantic Ocean Vanishes; Americans Prepare to Drive to Europe

London, UK, and New York, NY--There is no more water in the Atlantic Ocean, and scientists are calling this spontaneous example of draining "the Bathtub Syndrome."...

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Funny story: L'Oreal Scientists Discover New Elements

L'Oreal Scientists Discover New Elements

PARIS: Scientists from the L'Oreal Institute of Cosmetic Research yesterday announced that they had discovered and named two new chemical elements - Nutrileum™ and Boswelox™. The news threatens to render millions of chemistry textbooks obsolete,...

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Funny story: British Scientists Prove America is 'OK'

British Scientists Prove America is 'OK'

CAMBRIDGE, UK (AP) -- After the shock results of the US Presidential Election 2000 the consensus among British scientists was that Americans were both mad and evil. During a two-year study The Cambridge University Research Group sought to test wheth...

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Funny story: Kellogg's New Cereal Enables Data Crunching

Kellogg's New Cereal Enables Data Crunching

Bottle Creek, MI--The giant cereal manufacturer Kellogg's today introduced two new cereals targeted to scientists. Both cereals were the brainchild of an associate product manager named Saralee von Weingartenbergerson-Smythe, who was once married to...

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Funny story: Poopies Stink, Scientist Says

Poopies Stink, Scientist Says

Wed Jun 16 2004 18:21 ET...

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Funny story: Researchers Shocked: Fat People Eat More

Researchers Shocked: Fat People Eat More

Scientists were shocked to discover that fat persons often eat more than thinner persons. In a study funded by the National Coalition of Large Persons and released on Friday, researchers announced that eighty seven percent of those studied who were...

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Funny story: Scientists In Cockroach Frenzy

Scientists In Cockroach Frenzy

Scientists in the north of Scotland have today warned householders, also in the north, to properly dispose of all household waste this summer, writes Jeremy Tax-Haven. The plea comes in a bid to stamp out an ever increasing, giant cockroach infestation. An epidemic which seems to plague towns and cities across the country during the hot, summer months.

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Funny story: A strange substance found underground in a heretofore unknown place called Oscoda

A strange substance found underground in a heretofore unknown place called Oscoda

GRANTVILLE, Pa. -- I love scientists. These are people who devote their lives to the tiny things that usually become monstrously large things in all of our lives. Scientists are devoted, dedicated, destined for greatness, dolled up for dinner and delicately deliberate in their discoveries. So imagine how excited I was when I learned that scientists revealed that they have identified a micro...

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Funny story: Conservatism Linked to Attention Deficit Disorder: Cure Found!

Conservatism Linked to Attention Deficit Disorder: Cure Found!

Lost Widget, Florida - Scientists at the J. Buffett Institute for Pharmaceutical and Penis Enlargement Research (BIPAPER) have discovered a link between Adult Attention Deficit Disorder (AADD) and conservatism - as well as a cure for both.

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Funny story: Ketchup Discovered to Have Strong Antimicrobial Properties

Ketchup Discovered to Have Strong Antimicrobial Properties

When drippings from a laboratory technician's French Fries totally expunged the contents of 317 Petri dishes, scientists learned that ketchup is as, if not more, effective than many currently used antibiotics.

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Funny story: NASA Plans Risky Rover Descent Into Detroit

NASA Plans Risky Rover Descent Into Detroit

DETROIT- The Mars Rover, Opportunity, is expected to roll into a stadium-sized pothole in Michigan Avenue this week from which it may never escape, NASA scientists said, a chance they willing to take in the interests of inner city exploration.

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Funny story: Goat Glands Prove Effective

Goat Glands Prove Effective

Scientists in Basil, Switzerland announced today that goat glands used as an aphrodisiac are effective when used properly. According to the scientists previous studies were flawed because researchers injected goat gland matter into men witho...

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Funny story: Gonad Grease - New Lubricant To Replace Oil

Gonad Grease - New Lubricant To Replace Oil

Scientists in Finland have discovered that grease from human male gonads can be used to replace fossil fuel based oil as a lubricant.

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