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Funny story: Sex Education In Schools Slammed By Health And Safety Commission

Sex Education In Schools Slammed By Health And Safety Commission

Sex Education in schools in England and Wales has been slammed as 'woefully inadequate' in a report released by the Health and Safety Commission. The report says that too much emphasis is placed on the biological details and consequences of sexual...

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Funny story: Former High School Quarterback Now a Total Loser

Former High School Quarterback Now a Total Loser

Medium Rock, AK - Senior year at Medium Rock High School was memorable for Johnny Wallbanger. The Medium Rock quarterback averaged 10 touchdown passes per game and threw for hundreds of yards, propelling his team to the top of their division. Wallb...

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Funny story: Bizarre Accident at Massage School Reported

Bizarre Accident at Massage School Reported

Henderson Nevada: Police are investigating what caused a bizarre accident at the Pleasure Circle Massage School early Sunday morning. The police and paramedics were called to a residence in the 2200 block of Pleasure Circle Drive at about 4:00 a.m...

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Funny story: Skirts Off, Trousers Down!

Skirts Off, Trousers Down!

Skirts. For years part of the school playground life. Now they are under threat from a Government which is taking equal rights legislation to new extremes. The skirt is accused of discriminating against girls who want to live as boys. The brainch...

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Funny story: School Board Tackles Teen Pregnancy Issue

School Board Tackles Teen Pregnancy Issue

A school board has come under attack by the religious organization, Christians Against Sex, CAS, for its approach to dealing with the high rate of pregnancies in the district. In their board meeting of February 15th 2010 it was noted that 20 stu...

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Funny story: English Teacher Breaks "Good Morning" Record

English Teacher Breaks "Good Morning" Record

The record book was thrown well-and-truly out of the window today when a teacher at a Bangkok school broke the all-time "Good morning" record before most decent folk were even out of bed. Moys Kenwood, an English teacher at a local primary school,...

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Funny story: School Board Pulls Porno

School Board Pulls Porno

Spoons, Washington - Spoons High School (SHS) students are divided over the school board's decision to pull the Merriam-Webster dictionary from classrooms after a complaint that the book contains material that is unsuitable for minors. According to...

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Funny story: Schools Urge Expansion of Zero Tolerance Policies

Schools Urge Expansion of Zero Tolerance Policies

Prominent public education leaders from across the nation called for an across the board expansion in Zero Tolerance policies in public schools today after a two week symposium. The leaders found the mandatory expulsion and suspension from schoo...

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Funny story: Mississippi Schools to Ban Reading

Mississippi Schools to Ban Reading

In an effort to delist Mississippi as the third-lowest ranking school in national test scores of reading ability, Governor Haley Barbour has decided to ban reading in public schools: "The people of the great state of Mississippi will no longer tolera...

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Funny story: Belichick Admits that Casserly Stole High School Sweetheart

Belichick Admits that Casserly Stole High School Sweetheart

The verbal dueling continued between CBS analyst Charley Casserly and Patriots head coach Bill Belichick. On Monday, Belichick had asked: "Who's been wrong more than Charley Casserly since he left the Redskins?" Belichick said. "His percentage is li...

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Funny story: Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens To Star In "High School Musical 4 - The Baby Bump Years"

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens To Star In "High School Musical 4 - The Baby Bump Years"

HOLLYWOOD - Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have just confirmed that they have agreed to star in the fourth installment of the High School Musical series. High School Musical 4 - The Baby Bump Years follows Troy Bolton and Gabriella Montez after the...

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Funny story: Retired Doctors Offer Free Help To Teens For Social Diseases

Retired Doctors Offer Free Help To Teens For Social Diseases

Two retired physicians from the state of Minnesota, Dr. Jonathon Meyer and Doctor Jane Stewart are visiting high schools in the United States to talk to teens about offering them free services if they get social diseases. "Before you get to the sc...

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Funny story: Alan Jackson's Problem with World Geography Spurs Reform in Georgia Schools

Alan Jackson's Problem with World Geography Spurs Reform in Georgia Schools

In a report issued by the Institute of Southern Studies, teachers in the South have become the largest casualties of the recession. According to researchers, the study "finds that many schools, especially in the South, are slashing school budgets - a...

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Funny story: Little girl prays for teacher and is suspended!

Little girl prays for teacher and is suspended!

A pupil from a school in Britain's notorious Bible Belt - Weston-super-Mare was suspended today for bullying her teacher by offering to pray for her. The little girl, aged 9, had heard that her 57-year-old Maths teacher, Miss Calculus, was ill and wo...

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Funny story: Glory Hole Graduates from Medical School

Glory Hole Graduates from Medical School

Baltimore MD: Dr. Glory Hole graduated from Johns Hopkins University Medical School today, magna cum laude. The new doctor is the daughter of Arse and Donut Hole who immigrated to the US from East Germany in 1975 by escaping through a hole in the...

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Funny story: Food And Drug Administration Approves Toe Jam For School Lunch Menus

Food And Drug Administration Approves Toe Jam For School Lunch Menus

The F.D.A. (Food and Drug Administration) has approved the addition of toe jam to school lunch menus and it will replace strawberry and grape jelly as the preferred ingredient in peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. The government agency made the ann...

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Funny story: Man Spots Remnants Of Child's Dinner On Stairs, But Fails To Take Any Action

Man Spots Remnants Of Child's Dinner On Stairs, But Fails To Take Any Action

There was near-pandemonium in a Bangkok school this lunchtime, when an English teacher originally from Hull in East Yorkshire, spotted the upset remnants of a child's dinner on the stairs, but refused to do anything about it, and left it right where...

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