Sarah Palin has begun the baby steps of her possible, maybe, just maybe, sorta-kinda run for the U.S. Presidency, and it started on a bus tour for herself and members of the media that can't seem to get enough of the four-eyed Alaskan ex-governor. She began by reading notes off her right hand (no left hand/left wing crib notes for her!), stating, "Low taxes...good! High taxes...bud! I'm me...
PHOENIX - One of the most unpopular governors in the entire United States, next to Wisconsin's Scott "The Union Whacker" Walker has just throw her 'one-sided' hat into the Republican primaries. Jan Brewer, has been nicknamed "The Man" because of h...
MINNEAPOLIS - Rush Limbaugh was in town visiting his old friend Governor Tim Pawlenty when he was asked about the sports reports that he is seeking to purchase the NFL's Minnesota Vikings. El Rusho, took a puff of his 12-inch cigar, and remarked that ever since last year when he tried to buy the St. Louis Rams everyone keeps asking him if he is still looking to buy a professional football team.
Sarah Palin stepped out of her new mansion in a Phoenix subdivision yesterday, accompanied by her 40 new staffers. In her yard is a newly erected podium complete with American flag, weather proof microphone and teleprompter. Still, the former Governo...
WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin was sitting out on the front deck of her Lake Lucille home Casa Moscow. She was asked by GOPicky Magazine's Amos Soursuckle how things were going between her and her eldest daughter Bristol. Palin shook her head and remarked that she had not spoken to Bristy in a few weeks ever since Bristol had told her mother that she did not want her to move in with her. S...
SCOTTSDALE, Arizona - The town of Scottsdale which is located between Phoenix and Mesa will soon be the home of none other that the "Grizzly Mama" herself Sarah Palin. The former governor of Alaska has been hinting that she wanted to move to Alask...
After U.S. President Obama met with Ireland's political leadership, he made it a point to branch out into the countryside and meet business and social leaders in and around the town of Moneygall, where one of his Irish ancestors came from. Firs...
Sources within the Palin campaign have leaked details of a recent meeting and Sarah Palin is not pleased. Reuters is reporting that a member of her staff, who apparently is not in favor of her presidential run is talking and telling all. A source speaking on condition of anonymity tells Reuters that Todd Palin is the prime suspect. Governor Palin has instructed her entire staff to take...
HATCHERS PASS, Alaska - The little Alaskan village of Hatchers Pass was the scene of the biggest wedding in the area since 1897, when Eskimo Chief Sha Na Na's daughter Ohh La la married Hookerholt "Snowballs" Broomprackle, the son of Hollander and Sn...
In a nationally televised news conference, potential Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich revealed that his I.Q. is 20 points higher than renowned physicist Albert Einstein. "The American people know that I am basically a modest individual...
CHICAGO - The two top Sarah Palin impersonators in America, Tina Fey and Julianne Moore appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show and talked about how great each one's impersonation of "Snowflake" Palin is. Fey said that hers is better simply because she...
MANHATTAN - Billionaire Donald Trump, who stars in the NBC hit reality show Celebrity Apprentice, sat in his Trump Towers office gazing intently out the window towards Central Park. He remarked to Tilapia Frisbee of The Right Coast Illustrated Rev...
Manhattan - Donald Trump who is toying with a presidential bid in 2012 says he is "really concerned" about whether Sarah Palin has had breast augmentation surgery. "We've had "birther concerns" with President Obama and now we have legitimate "boober...
WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin was asked to comment on GOP campaign foe Donald Trump. She replied that if he tries any of that ridiculous time-wasting birth certificate, birther bullshit with her she'll shoot that cheap ass, whore-looking wig right of...
Monty Python star and all round (the World) good egg, Michael Palin, has taken out an injunction at the High Court this afternoon, forbidding the BBC to broadcast an already in-the-can episode of the popular family tree show, Who do you think you are...
HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan has resigned herself to the fact that she is headed back to the "Big House." Lohan, 24, was recently sentenced to be incarcerated for 120 days in The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women in Los Angeles for stealing a necklace,...
Pakistan - Relatives at Osama Bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad,were busy setting up tables outside the compounds walls to have a large yard sale. Already on display were several of his favorite rifles, military shirts, pants and shoes, but then the...
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