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Funny story: Santa Gunned Down

Santa Gunned Down

A man who climbed onto his roof to investigate some strange noises is now facing murder charges. A witness claims she saw the man stood in his dressing gown pointing a shotgun at a stout looking fellow on the roof. He pulled the trigger and the pl...

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Funny story: Sacked Santa Vows See You in Court

Sacked Santa Vows See You in Court

There's certainly not much ho ho ho this festive season down Knightsbridge way because Santa has been sent packing. London's top people's store is reeling with a scandal that my well just see them go to the wall or worse still!...

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Funny story: Santa in $8.3bn deal with DHL

Santa in $8.3bn deal with DHL

It is reported that jolly old St. Nick has given delivery firm DHL a Christmas present a little early this year. In a deal worth $8.3bn, Santa has approached them to help lighten his load this Christmas by delivering at least 97% of all presents.

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Funny story: Christmas comes early: Santa blames climate change

Christmas comes early: Santa blames climate change

Christmas has literally come early to many parts of the country today. Children up and down many European countries awoke this morning to piles of presents and notes with demands for "milk and cookies next year!" Santa, it appears has deliv...

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Funny story: Hurricane Andrea Already Forming

Hurricane Andrea Already Forming

DEAD of winter. Snow everywhere and then some. Santa Claus still recovering from his sleigh ride. Tropical depression Andrea has been upgraded to CATEGORY 1 HURRICANE STATUS. "That cannot happen" meteorologists say. "It just...

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Funny story: Santa Claus Annual Operation 'Basically Illegal'

Santa Claus Annual Operation 'Basically Illegal'

It seems it could be a gloomy Christmas for many children at the close of the year, following a suggestion by the European Union that Saint Nicks' annual present giveaway may come under legal scrutiny.

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Funny story: Santa Moves Workshop to China, Exploits Chinese Elves

Santa Moves Workshop to China, Exploits Chinese Elves

BEIJING (UPI)-- Santa Claus has finally moved Rudolph and his aging band of Caucasian elves and reindeer from the North Pole to China, now known as the East Pole, in the process hiring thousands more Asian elves in the towns and villages of southern...

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Funny story: Santa's Crystal Meth Workshop Busted... the Legend of Claus

Santa's Crystal Meth Workshop Busted... the Legend of Claus

Santa's workshop .. long thought to be a fictional place "way up yonder" where elves and reindeer sang and frolicked merrily around Christmas trees and Charlie Brown fireplaces making toys was BUSTED by Federal Narcotics agents during...

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Funny story: Santa Claus Resorts to Outsourcing to Counter Production Plight

Santa Claus Resorts to Outsourcing to Counter Production Plight

NORTH POLE (Reuters)-Prohibitive production problems and local labor loopholes have forced the Jolly Ole Elf to seek alternative budgetary strategies or else cease global toy distribution operations altogether.

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Funny story: UC Santa Cruz forth year Film Student from Culver city decide to join Surf City battle

UC Santa Cruz forth year Film Student from Culver city decide to join Surf City battle

Santa Cruz, Ca-- A Forth year film major in College 10 at UC Santa Cruz from Culver city spoke out today for santa cruz to be surf city usa. He feels that their city has the most veggie surfers in the nation. Since they hang out surfing all day e...

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Funny story: Verifying the Gender of Santa Claus

Verifying the Gender of Santa Claus

In November of 1998, I received a very disturbing e-mail. It had been forwarded several times, so there was no way to point to the original author or origin. I would like to quote that e-mail in it’s entirety, and then add my own comments: He’s a She...

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Funny story: Jackson Mayhem

Jackson Mayhem

Santa Maria, Calif. is heating up, as much as an unguarded pedophile, in a cartoon costume, at a theme park. As Moulan Rouge, I mean the Micheal Jackson molestation case proceeds forward, there seem to barriers and heated choices to be made around ev...

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Funny story: Jacko Free - World Rejoices

Jacko Free - World Rejoices

SANTA MARIA, BASRA - Saddam Jacksein has won his appeal against his conviction and is to be set free from the courts later today it has been revealed.

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Funny story: Michael Jackson begged to sleep with turtle

Michael Jackson begged to sleep with turtle

Santa Maria, Calif. - Ever since he was a youngster, Rudy Millstein has kept turtles and tortoises as pets. His fondness for Chelonia - especially the desert tortoises - is renown across the American Southwest, where Rudy spends his time observing a...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson dies of heart failure.

Michael Jackson dies of heart failure.

Pop singer and paedophile Michael Jackson, has died at the age of 46. The entertainer died in his private apartment near the Santa Maria courthouse at 2137 local time (0337 GMT) on Saturday, surrounded by his closest family members.

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Funny story: A Weary Michael Jackson Spills All

A Weary Michael Jackson Spills All

Santa Maria, Calif. - Michael Jackson, clearly at his wits end, collapsed into a shrieking, sobbing bundle of tremblingly hurt humanity earlier today as the wall he built between himself and the truth suddenly crumbled.

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Funny story: CNN's Nancy Grace Bites Jackson Fan Outside Courthouse

CNN's Nancy Grace Bites Jackson Fan Outside Courthouse

SANTA MARIA, Calif. - Court TV anchor Nancy Grace savagely attacked a Michael Jackson fan outside the Santa Maria courthouse today, as jury selection for Jackson's child molestation trial began. Grace, 45, was conducting sidewalk interviews among leg...

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