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Funny story: Queen relaunches spoof British monarchy website

Queen relaunches spoof British monarchy website

London - (Third Reich Ass Mess): Spoof UK monarch Queen Elizabeth II has relaunched her pet online vanity publishing project with the help of acclaimed world wide web mythologist Tim Berners-Lee. The spoof site is full of beastly little whoppers c...

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Funny story: Wills to be next King - Palace confirm

Wills to be next King - Palace confirm

Prince William is to become the next King of England.A statement from Buckingham Palace today announced that against normal Royal protocol, the son of the next in line to the Throne would be taking the position when the current head, Her Majesty the...

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Funny story: Royal College of Arms Smuggling fire 'may be arson'

Royal College of Arms Smuggling fire 'may be arson'

Shitty of London - (Ass Mess): Prince Charles is said to be hopping mad after a mystery fire that destroyed masses of carefully planted heraldic disinformation about the Puppet Monarchy's congenital addiction to arms smuggling was branded arson by po...

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Funny story: Mod Squad Revived to Investigate Racism among Royals and the Army too

Mod Squad Revived to Investigate Racism among Royals and the Army too

The MoD Squad from 60's TV have been called up to look into the suspicious appearance of racial intolerance in the armed forces and the Royals. Link, Julie and pete, the multuiracial and sexually ambivalent trio seem to be the perfect team of crime f...

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Funny story: Racists, are they Monarchist?

Racists, are they Monarchist?

A well known, far right wing, public figure was heard by startled onlookers to address Prince Charles as 'Your Highness', in full view of elderly people and small children, several of whom were heard to gasp in shock. The anachronistic, right wing he...

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Funny story: "This will be the death of her!" as Pakistani family sues royals for slander, defamation

"This will be the death of her!" as Pakistani family sues royals for slander, defamation

Buckingham Palace - (Smelling Salts Mess): The royal physician has warned about increasing the Queen's senile dementia medication yet again despite widespread fears a racist slur lawsuit will clean out the royal coffers. This morning legal papers...

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Funny story: Prince Harry Liberates Millions Of Ordinary People Who Thought They Were Being Racist

Prince Harry Liberates Millions Of Ordinary People Who Thought They Were Being Racist

Prince Harry, the nation's favourite ginger-haired person, is being vaunted as a liberator this morning, after it was officially announced by the government that his racist comments about Pakis weren't racist at all, but just good, clean, wholesome f...

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Funny story: HRH Shaun Ryder

HRH Shaun Ryder

Buckingham Palace sources yesterday confirmed that Shaun Ryder is shortly to be revealed as replacement for the increasingly failing Prince Philip. An unnamed insider from the Palace publicity department stated. "old age is starting to catch up wi...

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Funny story: Royal Family To Go Out For Christmas Dinner

Royal Family To Go Out For Christmas Dinner

It has been revealed by the august organ 'Times Of The Radio And Stuff Christmas Edition' that the Royal family are to venture out for Christmas dinner, which means effectively that HRH's Christmas speech will not be broadcast as per tradition. 'T...

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Funny story: Queen and Prince Adopt Condoleezza Rice

Queen and Prince Adopt Condoleezza Rice

US Secretary of State for only days now had always dreamt of playing the Palace. A brilliant pianist Secretary Rice got her wish when she played for the Prince and the Queen in Buckingham Palace. The aging Royal couple were exceedingly charmed by Ms...

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Funny story: Royals Fail Housing Lie Detector Test; Buckingham Looks for New Tenants

Royals Fail Housing Lie Detector Test; Buckingham Looks for New Tenants

With most british politicians putting pressure on the costly welfare state in this time of economic crisis, the royal family must have felt that it needed to join forces with the pile on the poor mob. So the Queen demanded that all beneficiaries of g...

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Funny story: Henry 8th Minted

Henry 8th Minted

Henry 8th, famed husband of Six is said to be rolling in it, due to royalty payments for his best known song - Greensleeves. The famous tune, often murdered by recorder playing children, and used by the banks which are not closing down as hold mus...

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Funny story: Giant Rat Terrorizes Buckingham Palace

Giant Rat Terrorizes Buckingham Palace

London-- The Royal Family was tormented by an enormous 2-metre long rat that terrorized everyone at Buckingham Palace last night. The famous residence has been infested with rodents since a pussycat visited Queen Victoria and frightened a mouse unde...

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Funny story: A Coronation in the Dragon Kingdom

A Coronation in the Dragon Kingdom

A process of modernisation is underway in the Himalayan kingdom of Shittan and a young, new king has just ascended the throne in a ceremony steeped in pagan smoke and mirrors ritual. The royal palace, designed by Disney Corporation architects and...

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Funny story: £400 million royal Xmas coke deal busted

£400 million royal Xmas coke deal busted

Cork, Ireland - (Ass Mess): One and a half tonnes of cocaine worth an estimated £400 million and bound for the London Xmas party scene has been seized off the west coast of Ireland after a seven month surveillance operation tracking Prince Charles' l...

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Funny story: Plans afoot to clone Queen Mum

Plans afoot to clone Queen Mum

After the news that scientists have been able to produce a clone from a frozen dead animal, TheSpoof.com has learned of plans to clone the Queen Mother. Due to the falling popularity of the Monarchy over the last decade, big wigs within the pala...

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Funny story: Princes go on Goodies Bike Ride - Goodies, goodie-goodie-yum-yum!

Princes go on Goodies Bike Ride - Goodies, goodie-goodie-yum-yum!

Royal Princes William and Harry are in the media again, not for hitting a journalist or for any more deaths in their family, but because they've been given their very own television show. The slapstick show, provisionally titled Windsors!, will se...

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