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Funny story: Hideously Ugly Kate Middleton Coin Causes Massive Devaluation of the Pound

Hideously Ugly Kate Middleton Coin Causes Massive Devaluation of the Pound

Britain's economic woes deepened today as the value of the pound sunk beneath .13 EUR. Currency watchers lay the blame at the feet of the Mint's new Royal Wedding coin, which appears to be inspired by a police mug shot. The coin, which stops loo...

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Funny story: 3rd Royal Betrothal as Sorry, Doshless of York Announces Engagement to Prince Andrew

3rd Royal Betrothal as Sorry, Doshless of York Announces Engagement to Prince Andrew

Hoping to cash in on the rash of royal engagements, Sorry, Doshless of York, has announced she is engaged to Prince Andrew, but perfectly prepared to call it off for the right price. "Well," sighed one friend of the creative Doshless, "I suppose...

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Funny story: Obamas Snubbed By Buckingham Palace

Obamas Snubbed By Buckingham Palace

Buckingham Palace sources have revealed that the US President and First Lady will not receive an invitation to the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. This is despite the fact that US Presidents attended the weddings of Prince Charles and P...

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Funny story: Dimbleby Snubbed Over Royal Wedding

Dimbleby Snubbed Over Royal Wedding

David Dimbleby, the veteran BBC news & current affairs presenter, has been overlooked for the job of anchoring the BBC's coverage of the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. Instead, the BBC has opted for the gravitas of Fern Britton...

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Funny story: Joy as Tony Blair's son and Cherry Bush's daughter publish engagement pics!

Joy as Tony Blair's son and Cherry Bush's daughter publish engagement pics!

London - (Mario Testosterone News): As con artists go Tony and Cherie surely take the biscuit. But their respective little bastards may be outdoing them in the deception stakes this week. Posing in a St James' Palace reception room the couple k...

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Funny story: Wish List: Kate Middleton Wedding Registry Released

Wish List: Kate Middleton Wedding Registry Released

With her first marriage pending, Kate Middleton faces the task of setting up house as a young wife. And, having lived largely at home over the past decade, there's virtually nothing she doesn't need. "She's registered at Stella McCartney, Liberty...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding Merchandising Bans To Be Strictly Enforced

Royal Wedding Merchandising Bans To Be Strictly Enforced

The Palace is determined that next year's Royal nuptials between Prince William and Kate Middleton will remain a tat souvenir free zone. Previously, royal wedding ceremonies have provided a lucrative free market for entrepreneurial purveyors of 'u...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding sanitary towel shocker!

Royal Wedding sanitary towel shocker!

London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): The Palace has cracked down on tacky royal wedding memorabilia. The Lord Chambermaid Lord Peel said today he's banning special edition sanitary pads. These include popular loss leader Always the Bridesmaid/Ne...

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Funny story: Secret Palace Concern over Testino/Middleton Photo Shoot

Secret Palace Concern over Testino/Middleton Photo Shoot

Buckingham Palace is 'delighted' over the 'announcement by Clarence House' that Kate Middleton is to appear in a series of photographs by famed photographer Mario Testino. The Palace says 'we applaud the choice of Mr. Testino, whose gifted work has...

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Funny story: 'Not Bloody Likely': Palace Rules Out Wedding Dance Up Aisle At Westminster

'Not Bloody Likely': Palace Rules Out Wedding Dance Up Aisle At Westminster

Buckingham Palace has today definitely ruled out the possibility of the wedding party dancing up the aisle of Westminster Abbey in a YouTube sensation when Prince William marries Kate Middleton in the spring of 2011. "Suggestions such as this dis...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding overkill blamed for England 2018 flop

Royal Wedding overkill blamed for England 2018 flop

London - (Nuptial Tosspots): You can blame Clarence House tosspots for this one - or whoever else picked the 65th anniversary of Hitler's Berlin bunker wedding to Eva Braun as next year's Wills and Kate nuptials. That's the message from Zurich ton...

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Funny story: Prince William does not wish to be King. Wise man!

Prince William does not wish to be King. Wise man!

Prince William has announced that he does not wish to become King. He is of the opinion that his father would be best suited for the job. After all, Charles has been preparing for this position his whole life. No fool this young man William. He...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight residents excited about Royal Wedding

Isle of Wight residents excited about Royal Wedding

Isle of Wight residents are so excited about the upcoming Royal Wedding. They have started fundraising events in order to pay for two islanders to travel to Westminster Abbey to see the wedding up close and personal. The two MUST take many polaro...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding Will Directly Affect Exam Results in UK

Royal Wedding Will Directly Affect Exam Results in UK

"Royal wedding could disrupt exam build-up, teachers warn. Head teachers have warned that the timing of the royal wedding could cause problems in schools because it falls just days before the national Sats tests." What a load of shit. This 'observation' is front page news in UK. So, students who are 'sitting' exams or SATS around the date of the Royal Wedding...you now have an excuse (or w...

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Funny story: Prince William Breaks Off Engagement To Kate Middleton in Order to Marry Kate Middleton

Prince William Breaks Off Engagement To Kate Middleton in Order to Marry Kate Middleton

Determined to avoid history repeating itself, Prince William has called off his wedding to Kate Middleton in order to marry Kate Middleton after divorcing his first wife. "Kate is the love of his life," confided a friend of the Prince, "so natural...

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Funny story: Takwana and Anitakapita of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough speak about the Royal Wedding

Takwana and Anitakapita of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough speak about the Royal Wedding

Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones were interviewed today about their 'take' on the upcoming Royal Wedding. "Well it's gud innit like? That William getting married to Kate wotsername. 'E's marryin' someone common, like us innit? Soon the Royal family will all just be ord'nary folk like us if this keeps up," said Takwana, grinning, showing off her new gold crowns on her two front teeth. "...

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Funny story: So, William, is it a suicide pact like Adolf and Eva?

So, William, is it a suicide pact like Adolf and Eva?

London - (Eine Schweine Nacht Musik Mess): Numerology nutz are wet with rapture that 29 April 2011 will be Wills' and Kate's wedding date. On that very day in 1945 Adolf Hitler wed Eva Braun, the pair committing suicide within 24 hours. A hellu...

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