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Funny story: Ron Paul Wins Election After Donnybrook

Ron Paul Wins Election After Donnybrook

WASHINGTON - After George W. Bush claimed for himself the title of "New American Dictator" in 2007, the election process in the US was changed for good, with Bush's claim to power until his death, either timely or untimely.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Hired by the Democratic Party

Ron Paul Hired by the Democratic Party

Reports have surfaced that Ron Paul has been given $2.5 million by the Democratic party to sabotage the Republican party. Ron Paul's goal is to sway the opinions of registered Republicans towards being more anti-war which would then help the Repu...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Campaign Resorts to Cloning for Fund Raising Boost

Ron Paul Campaign Resorts to Cloning for Fund Raising Boost

It is a well known fact that all Ron Paul supporters are a bunch of fanatical web programmers that spend their entire natural lives creating bots to spam online polls. Ron Paul ever the opportunist has decided that he can use this tactic in his fund...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Displaces John McCain

Ron Paul Displaces John McCain

2008 GOP candidate Ron Paul has surged ahead of John McCain into third place in fundraising among Republican candidates. Paul reported approximately $2.4 million in the bank, while McCain had only $2 million. The Ron...

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Funny story: President Ron Paul Announces Milestone in Battle Against National Debt

President Ron Paul Announces Milestone in Battle Against National Debt

March 10, 2011 WASHINGTON - President Ron Paul announced today that the national debt has been cut in half since he has taken office. Paul credited the wildly successful reform of Social Security and spending reductions.

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Funny story: Obama & Clinton Armwrestle for Global Warming

Obama & Clinton Armwrestle for Global Warming

Top presidential candidates Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton will armwrestle each other in Las Vegas next week. The charity event will benefit global warming research.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Supporters Storm White House!

Ron Paul Supporters Storm White House!

ABS News Agency. July 4, 2007 - ABS News has just learned that thousands of Ron Paul supporters have stormed the White House, briefly taken it over, and interrogated Vice President Dick Cheney. After the interrogation, Cheney, along with Karl Rove a...

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Funny story: "Most De-pied POG Residential Perspirant Used By Hammers Of Armenia To Hair Chaps On the Ron Paul"

"Most De-pied POG Residential Perspirant Used By Hammers Of Armenia To Hair Chaps On the Ron Paul"

"Most De-pied POG Residential Perspirant Used By Hammers Of Armenia To Hair Chaps On the Ron Paul" is just one example of eye catching article titles written by Edwin A. Sumcad. This title is followed by this equally eye catching text: "It is hard to argue for against literary findings that once hatred of groans is puked out of the Eichmann cave, it relieves a chronic disorder. Thi...

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Funny story: John McCain's Plan Backfired

John McCain's Plan Backfired

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Iowa - John McCain's influence in keeping Ron Paul out of the Iowa Christian Alliance Republican debate backfired when Ron Paul showed up to greet over 1000 of his supporters in his own meeting next door. There were 1000 s...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Comes Forward With Universal Health Care Plan

Ron Paul Comes Forward With Universal Health Care Plan

Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul spoke today about the need for a sound health care system. In his speech he set forth his own proposal for universal health care.

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Funny story: Neocons Can't Count Past 600

Neocons Can't Count Past 600

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Iowa - Yesterday, Ron Paul had over 1000 supporters show up for his gathering in Iowa. It was reported that "over 600" people attended the gathering. This was because the reporter was a Neocon Nazi Republican and ev...

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Funny story: Vice President Dick Cheney Ordered Media Blackout on Ron Paul

Vice President Dick Cheney Ordered Media Blackout on Ron Paul

ABS News Agency - Radio talk show host, and investigator Alex Jones claims he has copies of documents proving that Vice President Dick Cheney, who prefers to be called "Dark Star" by his subordinates, issued orders to the FBI and CIA to enf...

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Funny story: FBI and CIA behind Ron Paul Media Blackout

FBI and CIA behind Ron Paul Media Blackout

ABS News Agency June 28, 2007 - Anonymous FBI sources confirmed today that they and the CIA are behind the media blackout on 2008 Presidential candidate Congressman Ron Paul. When contacted, a CIA spokesperson explained that they could neither confi...

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Funny story: Catholic bishops of England and Wales demanded human rights for "interspecies embryos"

Catholic bishops of England and Wales demanded human rights for "interspecies embryos"

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - It appears that having a mouse with human brain cells take over for President Bush has had some repercussions. President Fievel's first act as president was to get on the hot-line and call the Pope, demanding...

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Funny story: What's Wrong with the Christian Right

What's Wrong with the Christian Right

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth - The so called "Christian Right" seems to be neither Christian nor Right. They lied about not knowing about Ron Paul, though evidence was found that clearly showed they had his name on their list. Isn't, "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour," one of the commandments they are supposed to keep? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe t...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton, Released from Jail, Vows to Do Good, Now Works for Ron Paul Revolution

Paris Hilton, Released from Jail, Vows to Do Good, Now Works for Ron Paul Revolution

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Los Angeles - Paris Hilton was released from jail today, and she now says that she vows to do good. Her first act was to join the Ron Paul Revolution.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Debates Himself Alone, and Wins!

Ron Paul Debates Himself Alone, and Wins!

Ron Paul, one of the second-tier Republican candidates for President, debated himself today in front of a packed audience in Stormville, Iowa. Internet polling showed Paul won the debate handily, with 97% of the votes cast in his fav...

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