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Funny story: Pattinson, Lautner Say They Would Agree To Mel Brooks Vampire Spoof

Pattinson, Lautner Say They Would Agree To Mel Brooks Vampire Spoof

Both stars of the Twilight movies, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner say they would be interested in having a role in a proposed Mel Brooks movie about vampires. "I don't know about any of the other actors but I love all the Mel Brooks movies",...

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Funny story: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse - Behind The Scenes With Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse - Behind The Scenes With Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

HOLLYWOOD - The stars of the new vampire motion picture, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show, but under the condition that she would not ask them any personal questions about their roman...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Gets The Crap Beat Out Of Him!

Robert Pattinson Gets The Crap Beat Out Of Him!

A group of young men spotted the heartbreak of many of their girlfriends on a street in New York City yesterday, made some quick calls and waylaid actor Robert Pattinson after he was pulled into an alley. "I guess his hair looks a bit messed up at...

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Funny story: Pattinson, Stewart Say No To Twilight Prequel!

Pattinson, Stewart Say No To Twilight Prequel!

Although Robert Pattinson says that it would be a very interesting project to have a Twilight Prequel, he has decided that he would not be in it. Coming on the heels of Kristen Stewart's announcement yesterday that she wasn't interested, this did...

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Funny story: British actor Robert Pattinson announced as new Spider-man 4

British actor Robert Pattinson announced as new Spider-man 4

British actor Robert Pattinson has been announced today as the next Spider-man in Sam Raimi's new film "A spider ate my baby". Pattinson, star of the Twilight films and Harry Potter, is said to be ecstatic. "A spider ate my baby" is due for releas...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson marries Kristen Stewart on Isle of Naboombu

Robert Pattinson marries Kristen Stewart on Isle of Naboombu

In news that is likely to shock the world and destroy the sweet-young-dreams of many a schoolgirl, chunk of hunk Robert Pattinson and Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart, were today secretly married. The ceremony was completed on the magical Isle of Nab...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Say Their Zimbabwe Vine Flu Telethon Raised Over $100 Million

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Say Their Zimbabwe Vine Flu Telethon Raised Over $100 Million

MASVINGO, Zimbabwe - The stars of the Twilight vampire movie series Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are thrilled to announce that their recent vine flu telethon in Zimbabwe was a tremendous success. The two young white folks helped raise over...

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Funny story: Zac Efron, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner To Star in "The Louisiana Tar Balls"

Zac Efron, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner To Star in "The Louisiana Tar Balls"

LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for Lionsdoor Pictures has just announced that Zac Efron, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner have been signed to star in the Benigo Luigi Montemarciano oil mess thriller Louisiana Tar Balls. The film takes place righ...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens, Robert Pattinson, and Joe Jonas To Star In "The Wizard of Oz - Dorothy Returns To Kansas And Gets Gang-Plowed By The Farm Hands"

Vanessa Hudgens, Robert Pattinson, and Joe Jonas To Star In "The Wizard of Oz - Dorothy Returns To Kansas And Gets Gang-Plowed By The Farm Hands"

LOS ANGELES - The Candlelight Motion Picture Company in association with Universal Studios, and in conjunction with Designated Moviegoers Films has just announced that filming will soon begin on the movie The Wizard of Oz - Dorothy Returns To Kansas...

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Funny story: Ashley Greene Agrees To Delay Playboy Spread Until After Last Twilight

Ashley Greene Agrees To Delay Playboy Spread Until After Last Twilight

Twilight star Ashley Greene told reporters today that she may be seeing them later on via Playboy Magazine, probably early next year. She stated that nothing was final and she wanted the last Twilight in the can before she made any major decision...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Argue In A Pedicure Salon

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Argue In A Pedicure Salon

SOHO - The world's lovebirds have sort of turned into a couple of raving ravens. Rob and Kristen stopped in to each get a pedicure at The Yo Yo Girlfriend You Want We Make Your Pretty Feets To Look Dainty Like Girl Feet Should Be Salon. As Kriste...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Love Cameron and Clegg

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Love Cameron and Clegg

Fey, faery teenage vampyres Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are revelling in the UK's new Cam-Clegg-Lib-Dem-Con-Dem Coalition, a source close to a tissue of falsehoods told The Daily Sphincter yesterday, writes Political Editor Carrie Onlying...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson To Kristen: For Pete's Sake, He's An Old Man!

Robert Pattinson To Kristen: For Pete's Sake, He's An Old Man!

The jealousy bug has hit Robert Pattinson recently as he is very upset with co-star and girlfriend, Kristen Stewart. "I guess it was bound to happen after the shooting began on this last Twilight", stated one cameraman. "It's about using the chara...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson's Face Appears on a Wedding Cake!

Rob Pattinson's Face Appears on a Wedding Cake!

CHICAGO, Illinois - Patrons of Chicago's Nouveau Moon Pattisserie were shocked this afternoon when Rob Pattinson's face suddenly appeared on a five-tiered wedding cake iced in Italian Meringue buttercream. "I told you to tie your shoelaces," said...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Accused Of Biting Young Lady On The Neck

Robert Pattinson Accused Of Biting Young Lady On The Neck

A 15-year-old young lady from New York is claiming that Twilight actor Robert Pattinson bit her on the neck as she and her girlfriend attended a recent Twilight Movie promotion at Madison Square Garden. "It was after the show and we left late. Nei...

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Funny story: R-Patz Becomes Mormon to Get Married

R-Patz Becomes Mormon to Get Married

Twilight hunk Robert Pattinson has found a solution to the dilemma of satisfying the hoards of screaming women who claim to be in love with him. He is to convert to Mormonism and marry the lot of them. The Brit movie star who plays vampire Edward...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Reveals He Has A Crush on Michelle Trachtenberg

Robert Pattinson Reveals He Has A Crush on Michelle Trachtenberg

BOSTON - Robert Pattinson was in "Bean Town" to meet with the producers of his upcoming vampire comedy film The Silly Suckers of Saskatoon. He was asked about the rumors of a possible involvement with one of the stars of Gossip Girl Michelle Trac...

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