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Funny story: The GOP to Split into Three

The GOP to Split into Three

At a strategy meeting in Boston by the Republican National Committee last week, Reince Preibus, the RNC Chairman, announced that the GOP, in acknowledging the political reality facing the splintered party, will split into three. The Republican brand...

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Funny story: GOP House to Erect a Statue of Ayn Rand on the National Mall

GOP House to Erect a Statue of Ayn Rand on the National Mall

WASHINGTON, D.C..--The Republican members of the House of Representatives are pushing a bill to memorialize libertarian hero Ayn Rand with a statue. Ayn Rand, who wrote the thousand plus page screed Atlas Shrugged, is to be depicted in a heroic posi...

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Funny story: Abraham Lincoln to Switch Parties

Abraham Lincoln to Switch Parties

HEAVEN--In a tweet sent from heaven yesterday, Abraham Lincoln announced: "Watching the Party of Me turn into the party of Steve King and Don Young. Am switching to the other side, till my side gets its shit together." The founder of the modern Re...

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Funny story: House Republicans to Propose a Conceal and Carry Law for Inside the Capitol

House Republicans to Propose a Conceal and Carry Law for Inside the Capitol

With Congress's approval rating now lower than that of a cockroach (at about 9%), and with Republican House members' approval even lower (approaching that of a maggot), GOP lawmakers in the House have decided to pass a Conceal and Carry Law that woul...

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Funny story: Rep. Steve King Seen Limping Along in Washington with his Foot in his Mouth

Rep. Steve King Seen Limping Along in Washington with his Foot in his Mouth

Rep. Steve King, awhile back, opined, "White nationalist, white supremacist, Western civilization — how did that language become offensive? . . . . Why did I sit in classes teaching me about the merits of our history and our civilization?" After the...

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Funny story: Texas Republicans: Storks Bring Babies

Texas Republicans: Storks Bring Babies

AUSTIN TX (AP) In addition to passing controversial abortion legislation, the Republican ruled Texas house of representatives added two new amendments just prior to the final vote. Learning from North Carolina, there was no debate. Both amendment...

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Funny story: Republicans Propose Privatizing the Concept of Fairness

Republicans Propose Privatizing the Concept of Fairness

Having experienced great success in the privatization of the military with groups Blackwater, prisons with corporations like MTC, and with Congress itself by blatantly serving whoever has the most money, the Republican party today introduced a bill t...

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Funny story: House Republicans offer collective support for Freedom From Wages Act

House Republicans offer collective support for Freedom From Wages Act

Tuesday, June 18, 2013 - House Republicans today announced their intention to fully support the Freedom From Wages Act. "This is a very important piece of legislation," said House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va), "and one that will finally free...

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Funny story: IRS continues to target conservative political groups (and everyone else)

IRS continues to target conservative political groups (and everyone else)

WASHINGTON, DC - After weeks of denying that he had ever even heard of the Infernal Revenue Service, President Barack Obama admitted, today, that White House Counsel Kathyrn Ruemmler knew of the agency's unconstitutional targeting of conservative pol...

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Funny story: The GOP Could Be Riding Into The Sunset

The GOP Could Be Riding Into The Sunset

TUCSON - A group of national Republican strategists met in Tucson to discuss what they can do to get the GOP from completely collapsing and going the way of the Ford Edsel, Cabbage Patch Dolls, and Pet Rocks. Vareena May Pottpiffle, 71, who is the...

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Funny story: The GOP Wants Sarah Palin To Stay The Hell Out Of The Lower 48!

The GOP Wants Sarah Palin To Stay The Hell Out Of The Lower 48!

CHICAGO - Political Salad Bar Magazine is reporting that members of the Republican Party have just about had their fill of Sarah "Snowflake" Palin. A GOP spokesperson identified as Sylvester "Kitty Kat" Katminovich, 68, stated that recent polls sh...

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Funny story: A Forking Dilemma

A Forking Dilemma

The guiding principle for my life's conduct has been this choral refrain from Gilbert and Sullivan's Princess Ida: "Isn't your life extremely flat With nothing whatever to grumble at!" I certainly do have a plethora of material to inspire such grumbling, including TV's talking heads, natural and man-made catastrophes, and my Republican friends, among others. But the most recent grumble has...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Says The GOP Has To Embrace Hip Hop Music

Ann Coulter Says The GOP Has To Embrace Hip Hop Music

BOISE, Idaho - Ann Coulter was in town speaking at the Mashed Potatoes Arena before a group of frustrated Republicans who hate the mess that Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, and especially Sarah Palin have put the GOP in. The Republican maven was asked wha...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter: Sarah "Snowballs" Palin Needs To Keep Her Boring Butt Up In Alaska

Ann Coulter: Sarah "Snowballs" Palin Needs To Keep Her Boring Butt Up In Alaska

NEW YORK CITY - GOP political mouthpiece Ann Coulter appeared on The View and she dropped a bombshell on Barbara Walters. Coulter, a political pundit who is perhaps disliked by more people than even individuals such as Omarosa, Chelsea Handler, an...

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Funny story: Republicans convinced that Obama is sending out SECRET signals

Republicans convinced that Obama is sending out SECRET signals

A research unit located at Marist College in Poughkeepsie, New York, recently analyzed a speech by Barack Obama. They had received a grant from the RNC who asked them to analyze the speech in an attempt to detect any "secret" or "hidden" messages tha...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Says Kim Jong Un Needs A Good Old-Fashioned Spanking

Ann Coulter Says Kim Jong Un Needs A Good Old-Fashioned Spanking

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Ann Coulter says that she does not understand why in the world Kim Jong Un keeps on running his mouth and making all of these idle threats. The Republican mouthpiece stated that a real man would have already done what the hell h...

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Funny story: Republicans Have Turned into Duck Penises

Republicans Have Turned into Duck Penises

Several members of the Republican Party have transformed into duck penises. The mysterious condition began to take hold soon after they expressed outrage at a government funded research project on duck penises. Like the sexual anatomy of the male...

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