Don't tell Republicans, but in the November 2014 election, the Democrats will keep the Senate and regain the House of Representatives, and say hello once again to: Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi. Democrats will succeed only if the Republican...
WASHINGTON, D.C.--As Obstructionist Members of the House of Representatives and as citizens seeking to join that august body, we propose not just to change its policies, but even more important, to restore the bonds of trust between the well-paid lo...
WASHING D.C. - A recent press release by Rep. David McKinley (R-WV) confirms that the republican controlled house has passed an amendment restricting the pentagon from using funds to investigate climate change. At the same time, senior republicans, f...
AP (Adjacent Press)--In response to the weekly reports of mass shootings across the US, many morning news shows are now including, among their morning segments, a weekly domestic body count of the number of victims lost to gun violence across the cou…
NEW YORK-Frank Luntz, the wunderkind of the Republican Party who coined phrases such as climate change (for global warming), energy exploration (for oil drilling) and death tax (for estate tax), was found by paramedics in a state of de-animation at a...
NEW YORK CITY - News reports coming out of New York City state that Republican political commentator Ann Coulter, 52, came very close to being kidnapped by a terrorist organization. A reporter with The Right Coast Revue, Tilapia Frisbee, is being...
LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen has never been one to hold back on his thoughts or on his words and he hasn't changed one bit. Sheen was in his dressing room on the set of his sitcom Anger Management talking with Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacam...
WASILLA, Alaska - Political Salad Bar Magazine is reporting that the former governor of Alaska and failed 2008 GOP vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin has commented on the California earthquake situation. Palin, who is 50, told PSBM's Savannah...
Paul Ryan's much anticipated budget report was released and as expected he really sticks it to America's poor, in fact he kills them! The new strategy called "Soylent Purple" amazingly cuts spending and balances the budget is just six months. I...
NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh has said that he may verbally attack a lot of people but it is only because those people deserve it. But the 63-year-old Republican radio talk show host has stated, with tears in his eyes, that he does not appreciate...
HOLLYWOOD - Megyn Kelly flew out to the Left Coast to film a commercial for Empress Emma Estrogen Suppositories. While out there she also made an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Ellen asked her about the comment she had made about a wee...
NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh just remarked on his radio talk show that he is now more popular than Marco Rubio, Mitt Romney, Ron Paul, Newt Gingrich, and Rick Santorum all put together. Limbaugh added that every day he receives as many as 80 text...
HOLLYWOOD - Fox News reporter Megyn Kelly flew into Los Angeles to shoot a commercial for Empress Emma Estrogen Suppositories. Kelly was at first hesitant to do the commercial but after hearing the tremendous fee she would be receiving she welcome...
WASILLA, Alaska - A close friend of Sarah Palin's has said that the former governor has been feeling very depressed lately. It seems that the woman known as the Loose Moose feels that she is no longer relevant; a sentiment that is echoed by millio...
NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show last week and he dropped a bombshell on the show's host. Rush told Gary that he found fellow Republican pundit Ann Coulter to be one hot lady. Limbaugh even mentioned to Bus...
NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh told Political Salad Bar Magazine that he is growing tired of hearing so many members of the GOP whining and complaining about their beloved political party. Limbaugh said that the latest crybaby is none other than Gl...
Washington DC (STT News) - The first (official) annual Flag Wash Day event down on the Potomac River was held today as politicians from both parties go to try and undirty themselves in the holy water of a river that George Washington once crossed.
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