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Funny story: Amish and Hassidic Jews Get Into Brawl About Which Group Is More Backwards and Humble

Amish and Hassidic Jews Get Into Brawl About Which Group Is More Backwards and Humble

Two religious groups squared off into an arguement that turned into a brawl as more than words were exchanged between groups of Hassidic Jews and Pennsylvania Amish. Fists and bottles both flew through the air as the two religious sects argued which...

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Funny story: SuperGod to Replace God

SuperGod to Replace God

After months of anxious speculation last night saw the announcement that a SuperGod is officially set to replace God when he is decommissioned later in the year. She will be known as The Big G, and after undergoing rigorous trials in the US she w...

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Funny story: Make a million dollars in fifteen minutes

Make a million dollars in fifteen minutes

A savvy woman made a million dollars by suing a prosperous internet dating site because she claims someone she met on the site abused her. The woman is known to have dated as many as 25 thousand men at her local bar, during the last 15 years.

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Funny story: God and Allah agree to call it quits in the interests of World Peace...

God and Allah agree to call it quits in the interests of World Peace...

A unique heart-to-heart has taken place between the two Big Players in world affairs - God and Allah. It is hotly rumoured to have occurred somewhere in Bradford where the two Supreme Beings have been lving in secret for some time in two adjacent terraced houses. (They discovered early on in their new-found relationship that however much they liked one another there was always going to be a proble...

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Funny story: A New World Religion On the Map

A New World Religion On the Map

Northern Ireland's Presbyterian minister Ian Paisley has opened talks with Colonel Gaddafi in an attempt to broker a peace in the Middle East. No stranger to incipient civil war situations Dr. Paisley said: "I can see a way forward out of this re...

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Funny story: Japanese Tsunami is God's Punishment for Karaoke Claims Baptist Preacher

Japanese Tsunami is God's Punishment for Karaoke Claims Baptist Preacher

Controversial American preacher Terry Janes has provoked widespread outrage and condemnation from the international community with his latest comments concerning the Japanese earthquake and Tsunami. According to Janes the Tsunami visited on the Japan...

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Funny story: Census 2011

Census 2011

One of the questions in this year's Census caused a great debate in various circles before the final wording was agreed . Census forms , which are due to go out to every household in the land at the end of March, have a question regarding religion. Question 13 asks : "What religion, religious denomination or body do you belong to ?" Many groups involved in the census consultation p...

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Funny story: Ten Commandments have at last been updated

Ten Commandments have at last been updated

The town of Devil's Advocate in Cornwall was the venue for the log-awaited re-launch of the Ten Commandments. At the press reception held in the Heaven and Hell Bar to make the announcement, the Permanent Secretary of CUC (Commandments Updating Committee), Mr G. Odd, set out the government's timetable for the proposed changeover in all houses of worship throughout the land. Launching the upd...

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Funny story: My son used the tooth fairy to disprove God

My son used the tooth fairy to disprove God

I've no idea how I managed to produce not one, but two children who were advanced analytical thinkers whilst their age was still in single figures. However, I did. They have both, independently come to the conclusion that there is no god by very different means. My eldest used deductive reasoning. He'd lost a few teeth, and got the obligatory tooth fairy exchange rate. One tooth, he neglecte...

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Funny story: Who is this guy called god?

Who is this guy called god?

I am still awaiting a satisfactory, acceptable, answer to my question - Who IS god? I won't capitalize the word god because - well, tell me WHY I ought to? I've had more faith in my dog's over the years and so I prefer to say 'oh my dog!' when necessary. I have Born Again Christian friends who came to 'believe' when they thought they were (are) at death's door. When I ask them about the po...

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Funny story: Church of England to scrap membership fees

Church of England to scrap membership fees

Falling congregations have forced the Church of England to scrap the controversial membership scheme that was brought in last year. The membership fees which ranged from the £100 per year one star service (To be thought of kindly come judgement da...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Ready to join a Convent?

Sarah Palin Ready to join a Convent?

Sarah Palin shocked the world today by announcing she has decided to convert to Catholicism and join a convent. According to Ms. Palin she is going to do this in order to heal her youngest son Trig (short for Trigonometry) of his "retard" affliction...

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Funny story: Thousands of turtle doves drop dead from the sky in Italy in latest bizarre mass animal deaths

Thousands of turtle doves drop dead from the sky in Italy in latest bizarre mass animal deaths

Scientist looking into the recent bizarre phenomenon of deads birds and fishes being found in their thousands believe they may be close to solving the mystery. Some scientists do believe that religious zealots are gathering up live animals and fis...

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Funny story: Army Replaces 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' with 'Don't Pray? Don't Tell'

Army Replaces 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' with 'Don't Pray? Don't Tell'

After receiving the responses to a survey known as the Global Assessment Tool back from scores of soldiers who admit they are atheists, the Army has deemed them spiritually unfit, and is requiring the heathen soldiers to take remedial training to hel...

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Funny story: Shock as 100,000 Brits Convert To Islam

Shock as 100,000 Brits Convert To Islam

A shocking new study has revealed that 100,000 Brits have converted to Islam and turned their backs on western consumerism and immorality. Somewhat surprisingly, the study identifies the average convert as most likely being a white woman in her mid t...

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Funny story: It's The End of the World, again

It's The End of the World, again

Eighty nine year old Howie "Let's Go" Camping, a Christian with his own radio show said today the world is coming to an end. It's the rapture, when all the right thinking people go to heaven and Jesus comes back to earth to kick a little sinner as...

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Funny story: No Scenes Allowed for Farquar

No Scenes Allowed for Farquar

The 2nd District Court of the 14th Judicial District announced today that they were holding Harry D. Farquar of Bentonville, Arkansas, on a warrant served by Federal Marshal Clint Bosworth on a charge of manufacturing items that were illegal under re...

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