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Funny story: Footballers too stupid to understand concept of racism, report finds

Footballers too stupid to understand concept of racism, report finds

Premier league footballers are to be exonerated for their verbal controversies following the revelation that they are too inherently stupid to understand the literary connotations of what makes a given combination of words racist, a new study has fou...

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Funny story: Republicans Not Racist Anymore

Republicans Not Racist Anymore

Washington--Republicans like Herman Cain, because it shows that even a rich black man can be accepted as one of them. "See, we aren't racists, we like Herman Cain." Rush Limbaugh said. "He is just like us, rich and smart, unlike those dimwitted l...

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Funny story: Golliwog in window causes race riots!

Golliwog in window causes race riots!

A Golliwog hanging in a window in Birmingham has caused race riots in the area. The owner of the stuffed puppet is an innocent ex-Black & White Minstrel fan called Simon. He only wanted to show his appreciation of the show from yesteryear by hang...

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Funny story: John Terry denies making intelligent comment

John Terry denies making intelligent comment

Chelsea skipper John Terry has insisted he did not make an intelligent comment during Chelsea's comprehensive defeat by a classy and witty QPR team at Loftus Road yesterday. Videos posted on the internet claim to show JT mouthing the words "Nietzs...

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Funny story: Muslim Woman Sues America - Expected To Receive Millions

Muslim Woman Sues America - Expected To Receive Millions

A Muslim woman is suing the people of the United States of America after enduring three years of totally ridiculous stereotyping and constant allegations that she is a terrorist, the Washington Times reported early Thursday. Sarammu Alhibbi Assab...

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Funny story: New Bluegrass Hit Inspired by Perry's Recent Troubles

New Bluegrass Hit Inspired by Perry's Recent Troubles

You need two things to enjoy this -- knowledge of the "N****r Head" scandal affecting the Perry campaign, and the tune to "Rocky Top" by the Osborne Brothers. Wish that I was at old N****r Head Off in the West Texas hills
 Ain't no colored folks on N****r Head Ain't no telephone bills. Once I had a girl on N****r Head
 Half Black the other half Sp*c.
 Paw found out and smacked me on...

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Funny story: Perry claims to have misread hunting camp name

Perry claims to have misread hunting camp name

HARFOLD, Vt.--Texas Governor Rick Perry is again on the defensive, this time due to a revelation that he'd hunted at and brought guests to a hunting lodge that carried the name Niggerhead. "I thought it was Nigerhead, like the fish," said Perry sp...

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Funny story: White Supremacists have the lowest IQ

White Supremacists have the lowest IQ

In a recent survey carried out by Gallop Holes, it was discovered that aligning yourself to a party such as the BNP is a massive indicator of IQ, much more so than economic or educational background. "We were amazed," said Lee Ping, Gallop Hole's...

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Funny story: Riots Over Northern California's General Racism

Riots Over Northern California's General Racism

Northern California has decided it doesn't want southern California to be part of the same state any longer stating that too many Mexicans live in southern California to deal with. This quickly started protests in Sacramento and San Francisco. The...

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Funny story: Blackburn Rovers Postpone Trip To India Because Of Filthy State Of Country

Blackburn Rovers Postpone Trip To India Because Of Filthy State Of Country

Premier League Blackburn Rovers have postponed their pre-season friendly in India, claiming that the country is "too dirty". Rovers, owned by Indian poultry firm Venky's, were due to appear in Pune and become the first Premier League team to play...

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Funny story: Sheffield pensioner hounded off YouTube by America

Sheffield pensioner hounded off YouTube by America

Doting grandmother Nelly Bother, 76, was distraught today after her first tentative steps into the information age were completely ruined by the collective efforts of a bunch of Yanks. Nelly, of Shiregreen, with the help of her Help the Aged suppo...

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Funny story: John Galliano Mecca Synagogue Opening Story A Hoax

John Galliano Mecca Synagogue Opening Story A Hoax

A story widely published on the internet today, claiming that award winning fashion designer, John Galliano has been invited as a special guest to perform the opening ceremony at a newly built synagogue in Mecca, Saudi Arabia, has been exposed as a h...

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Funny story: Naughty Elephant On Trail

Naughty Elephant On Trail

An elephant at London Zoo will go on trail today for being very naughty as many people report that he shouted nasty things from his zoo cage. Eye witness accounts say the things he said were "Very offensive" and that they "Were very offended by it...

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Funny story: Cameron 'darkie' gaffe

Cameron 'darkie' gaffe

David Cameron has landed himself in fresh controversy after being overheard talking about 'darkies' in the Brixton branch of vision express. Simultaneously, his wife Samantha fanned the flames by walking into Mothercare and asking for a 'Coon'. Ho...

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Funny story: Kenny Miller In Race Row

Kenny Miller In Race Row

Scotland's Kenny Miller has provoked a race row after suggesting that referee Mark Whitby disallowed a penalty claim and also booked the striker in Sunday's Carling Nations Cup fixture because he's Scottish. The former Rangers forward was incensed...

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Funny story: Muslim Man Walking Past Ground Zero Incarcerated

Muslim Man Walking Past Ground Zero Incarcerated

NEW YORK - Abdel Al-Fayad, 25, was going to pay his respect to fellow New Yorkers killed on 11th September, when he was quickly handcuffed by New York City Police and sent to the local precinct. "I don't get what's the deal!" said Al-Fayad, speaki...

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Funny story: BBC "Top Gear" given OK to insult Mexicans update

BBC "Top Gear" given OK to insult Mexicans update

The UK TV watchdog Ofcom has given popular BBC television programme "Top Gear" their permission and blessings to insult the Mexicans. However, the Mexican-insulting contract from the BBC failed to mention the other conditions connected with this p...

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