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Funny story: Prince William Was Attracted To Kate's Mum, Not Kate

Prince William Was Attracted To Kate's Mum, Not Kate

Carole Middleclass, the mother of Prince William's ex-girlfriend Kate Middleclass, is in the news again after it emerged that she was the main reason behind her daughter's premature Royal bre...

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Funny story: Confirmed: Harry to be sent to Iraq despite fears of ginger baiting

Confirmed: Harry to be sent to Iraq despite fears of ginger baiting

Prince Harry will be sent to Iraq, chief of war-mongering, General Sir Les Avvum, announced this morning, despite fears that his overt gingerness may make him a target for Iraqi militia.

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Funny story: Hellfire Harry threatens to join Al Qaeda if stopped from going to Iraq

Hellfire Harry threatens to join Al Qaeda if stopped from going to Iraq

London - (Ass mess): The Pretender to the Throne's gingernut son Harry has threatened to join Al Qaeda if he is stopped from going to Iraq because of the offside rule that says he would be a massive liability to the rest of his platoon chums.

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Funny story: Prince Harry Escapes Iraq - Gets Top Equus Role

Prince Harry Escapes Iraq - Gets Top Equus Role

Prince Harry was today said to be thrilled at landing the lead role in acclaimed play Equus. The palace is said to be behind the move, in a last ditch attempt to avoid Harry being shipped to Iraq. Privately, Prince Philip is said to have declared, &q...

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Funny story: Prince Harry threatens to leave Army

Prince Harry threatens to leave Army

Third in line to the British Throne, Prince Harry, said today that if he isn't allowed to go to Iraq, he will "drag my sorry ass out of the Army". Harry, 23, dragged his sorry ass into the Army in 2005,...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie to Adopt Prince Harry

Angelina Jolie to Adopt Prince Harry

London - Actress/sex kitten Angelina Jolie announced today that she would be seeking to adopt Prince Harry.

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Funny story: Her Majesty The Queen Gets Nits During Albert Square Visit

Her Majesty The Queen Gets Nits During Albert Square Visit

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II got more than she bargained for on a recent visit to the Albert Square set of BBC soap EastEnders, for, as well as a guided tour and a gin & tonic at the Queen Vic, she returned home wi...

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Funny story: Prince William/Jade Goody Celebrity Love Match Latest

Prince William/Jade Goody Celebrity Love Match Latest

Prince William, recently dumped by decidedly ordinary Kate Middleclass, is to try his luck with someone a few steps down the social ladder - and the evolutionary scale! - ex-Big Brother and Celebrity Big Brother slug...

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Funny story: When Harry Met Kate

When Harry Met Kate

Royal gossip commentators have said that the reason for the recent William/ Middleton split is over a pervy pact between the two Princes. It was reported that the William was up for it with a number of girls and the Harry had expressed an interest in...

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Funny story: Prince William/Kate Middleton - Her Name Was "Too Short" Says Mail On Sunday

Prince William/Kate Middleton - Her Name Was "Too Short" Says Mail On Sunday

"She may have been a looker, but her name wasn't long enough."...

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Funny story: Chelsy warns Harry: You're Next

Chelsy warns Harry: You're Next

Clarence House - (Rotters): Prince Harry has been given a stark warning by girlfriend Chelsy Davey: shape up or you're next to be dumped.

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Adopts Rutgers Team, HRH Harry, Wills, Pope, Bono, Eeyore, Guliani, Obama, Clinton, Gore Expected As Things Heat Up

Angelina Jolie Adopts Rutgers Team, HRH Harry, Wills, Pope, Bono, Eeyore, Guliani, Obama, Clinton, Gore Expected As Things Heat Up

(New Brunswick, NJ) -- A Jet-lagged and clearly lost or mislaid Angelina Jolie, UN Special Envoy for Children, Leather goods, & pushUP Bras admitted she was a "tad befuddled" by all the goings-on in New Jersey, North Carolina, and Darfur...

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Funny story: Prince William/Kate Middleton Divorce Latest

Prince William/Kate Middleton Divorce Latest

There was a new development in the Prince William/Kate Middleton divorce row today, when it emerged that the intended Princess had been seeing another man. Whooaaaa...

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Funny story: Prince William And Kate Middleton Pack Each Other In

Prince William And Kate Middleton Pack Each Other In

Kate Middleton, the girlfriend of Prince William, is, this morning, no longer the girlfriend of Prince William. The pair have packed each other in.

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Funny story: Jackson, Sharpton, Christ, Prince Harry Praise Imus

Jackson, Sharpton, Christ, Prince Harry Praise Imus

(SEACAUCUS, NJ) As CBS removed the last plank under Shock Jock Don Imus, whose racial and sexist slur, blah, blah, blah, Rev Jesse Jackson, Rev Al Sharpton, J C of N, & HRH Prince Harry praised the disgraced broadcaster for all his charity work and h...

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Funny story: Prince Harry to Replace Don Imus

Prince Harry to Replace Don Imus

(NYC) -- Beating back other contenders for the time slot of former shock jock Don Imus, HRH Prince Harry has won the coveted drive-time slots to broadcast his own unique mix of politics, current events, sports, and humour, as he spells it.

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Funny story: Prince Harry To Be (a Burger) King After All

Prince Harry To Be (a Burger) King After All

News reaching us today that Prince Harry is to pass over on his life of royalty and go instead for a career as a trainee manager with fast food giant, Burger King.

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