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Funny story: Porn Star Opens Herself Up To Ridicule

Porn Star Opens Herself Up To Ridicule

Following the news that Porn Star Stormy Daniels is to run for the American Senate, a little-known UK 'actress' and 'reader's wife' has decided to stand for Parliament at the next election. Dusty Cavern (57) aims to become MP for North Suffolk &...

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Funny story: Porn Free

Porn Free

The Sport Daily Newspaper announced today that it intends to go Porn Free from next month. The racy red-top has decided to remove all stories and photographs of a blatantly sexual nature from its pages. In fact, anything the least bit saucy will be...

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Funny story: Porn star Stormy Daniels vows to 'join all the other whores in the Senate'

Porn star Stormy Daniels vows to 'join all the other whores in the Senate'

Washington AC/DC - (Horny Ass Mess): Enormous-bosomed peroxide porn star Stormy Daniels has vowed to 'join all the other whores in the Senate' by challenging David Ritter for the Louisiana Senator's seat. "My hot ass is a lot perkier than that abs...

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Funny story: The UK's very own Super Bowl porn shambles

The UK's very own Super Bowl porn shambles

London - (Offside Mess): Last weekend's 69 second hard porn interruption of US Super Bowl XLIII was nothing as compared to the UK's very own televised football glitch last night. Two minutes before the end of extra time in the live FA Cup fourth r...

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Funny story: Obama: Superbowl Porn was gift to my love Amy

Obama: Superbowl Porn was gift to my love Amy

President Obama has disclosed that the porn clip that interrupted the Superbowl for viewers in Arizona was actually a gift to his secret love, Amy Winehouse. As the Arizona Cardinals scored a touchdown, keen fans in Tuscon were then presented with...

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Funny story: Bruce "The Boss" Springsteen Refused Millions in Bonuses for SuperBowl Porn Appearance

Bruce "The Boss" Springsteen Refused Millions in Bonuses for SuperBowl Porn Appearance

As CEO's across the American business frontier have been accepting bonuses while their failing companies have been receiving billions in bailouts, one Boss has turned down the dollars. Bruce the Boss Springsteen was reportedly offered millions to...

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Funny story: Bin Laden's Genital Member Appeared in Superbowl Porno

Bin Laden's Genital Member Appeared in Superbowl Porno

Osama Bin Laden announced today that he succeeded in penetrating the Cumcast SuperBall broadcast with one of his homemade bedroom videotapes. Experts in terrorist broadcast analysis confirmed that the member waved about in the thirty second porno...

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Funny story: 'Filthy Lesbo Wildcats' Sordid Weekend Threesome on Mescalin' cast sue Superbowl XLIII

'Filthy Lesbo Wildcats' Sordid Weekend Threesome on Mescalin' cast sue Superbowl XLIII

Los Angeles - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): The entire cast of seminal muff movie Filthy Lesbo Wildcats' Sordid Weekend Threesome on Mescalin is suing broadcasters of the Superbowl XLIII. Last weekend the film was being premiered on a Tuscon, Arizon...

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Funny story: Super Bowl interrupts scheduled porn

Super Bowl interrupts scheduled porn

Tuscon, Arizona - (Super Ass Mess): A scheduled transmission of Filthy Lesbo Wildcats' Sordid Weekend Threesome was interrupted with 10 seconds of the Super Bowl XLIII on a Tucson, Arizona TV station last night. KPHWOA! TV released a statement say...

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Funny story: DPW worker busts porn ping at Obama's inauguration

DPW worker busts porn ping at Obama's inauguration

Washington, D.C.-(AP) D.C. Police today uncovered a pornographic ring that duped hundreds of thousands of unsuspecting females at the inauguration ceremonies of President Barack Obama. In all the excitement, no one noticed activity of the porn ri...

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Funny story: Channel 4 merges with Adult TV Channel

Channel 4 merges with Adult TV Channel

Troubled UK TV Channel, "Channel 4", has announced that it is to merge with a successful pornographic entertainment provider. "The merger makes perfect sense," said a spokesperson for Channel 4 - looking sultry in a low cut top, skirt and licking...

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Funny story: U.S. Government Counters Chinese Anti-Porn Crusade

U.S. Government Counters Chinese Anti-Porn Crusade

The Chinese government continues to strike blow after blow against the surging capitalist market of online pornography. Their efforts have culminated in a month long campaign which shut down over 1,250 porn sites. In a valiant attempt to save the...

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Funny story: Porn Industry Again Seeks Government Bailout

Porn Industry Again Seeks Government Bailout

Hollywood CA: The respected heads of the porn industry have made a pitch to the Obama Administration and to the 111th Congress for a $5 Million Bailout Package for the PORN Industry. The initial plea made to the outgoing Bush Administration was limp...

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Funny story: U.S. Porno Whizs Ask For Government Bailout

U.S. Porno Whizs Ask For Government Bailout

The leaders of the porn industry were all sitting around on their stained couches in various states of undress chomping on Domino's pizzas. Stardust had just given the delivery guy a tip he'd never forget. "I'm bored." said Maximum Headroom, star of 'No Butts About It'," What could we possibly do to out-sleaze anything we've done before?" "Hey!" yelped Larry Flynt, "Let's ask for a gov...

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Funny story: US porn industry seeks stimulus as economy slows sex drive

US porn industry seeks stimulus as economy slows sex drive

After ailing banks, automakers and ice cream vendors have all received loans and government bailouts, the US porn and sex work industry is ready to demand a government stimulus 'package', saying the economic slowdown has reduced sex drives and hit bu...

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Funny story: China plays chess with porn

China plays chess with porn

BREIJING - China has expanded its best top ten lists for pornography and vulgar content online, naming more than twenty new Web sites to visit, and also threatening to close down MacBurger Kings's web site, saying its too family orientated and that i...

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Funny story: Flynt, Francis to Assist Federal Government in Sperm Bank Bailout

Flynt, Francis to Assist Federal Government in Sperm Bank Bailout

WASHINGTON, D.C. - When Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild filmmaker Joe Francis traveled to Washington to ask for $5 billion in bailout money, their expectations weren't exactly high. To their surprise, Congress offered them a deal i...

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