"I hope I can get a-hold of that old fart's nuggets sometimes, I'd make his eyeballs pop out of his head a lot more than they did when he took all those films of us." This was stated by a Mrs. X, a 63-year old Granny who does not want to be identified after two 50-Plus year old men claimed they were doing a movie called "Granny's Gone Wild!" "Elinor...uh, Ms. XX first told me about it and sh...
Las Vegas, NV. - Announced to day at the demiannual convention of Computer Software Pirates and Code Buccaneers, Mr. Xiao So Ping stated that Windows 7; The Blue Version, shall included a picture of Demi Moore in her birthday suit standing beside for...
Bowing to the economic pressures of the day the normally clean-as-a-Mormon-on-Sunday website The Spoof is starting to offer full frontal nudity on its screen. This is in an effort to keep up with its snail-news competitor that offers only half naked...
German porn star, Cora, came unstuck yesterday when she tried to break the world oral sex record by servicing two hundred men, and ended up in the hospital. Cora, who is currently under investigation by the polizei for getting her kit off in a pub...
VISTA, CA - With her pink-panty clad, topless image recently appearing on the Internet, it would appear reigning Miss California Carrie Prejean, 21, has her hands full, getting plowed in the media, really taking a pounding from every side. Miss Pr...
In seemingly an effort to out-do Prime Minister Gordon Brown with YouTube based disasters, David Cameron has found himself making an appearance on an internet porn site. Cameron's brief video message was recorded last week in response to the disas...
Authorities and friends of the Adult Entertainment industry have concluded another disappointing day of searching for missing porn star Veronica Vivacious after she fell into a plot hole nearly 4 days ago. "It feels as though we have exhaust...
White House Interracial Porn Update - The latest movie release on the official Obama web site states "Watch white girls go crazy over Obama's big black cock!" Michelle's posts also state the truth to the old saying "Once you go with a white bi, yo...
In a desperate effort to make money, a for-profit college Film and Photography college announced today that in addition to its usual photography and film making, it will now have a concentration in pornography. Like most for-profit schools, it has...
London today, about five minutes after closing time - I have exclusively learned that Hollywood heart throb Zac Efron has been lined up to appear in pornographic spectacular The Pirates Of Zac's Pants. I was getting a much needed breath of fresh a…
Internet porn Queen, Alice Slack, 28, of Basildon, reportedly had a really uneventful day today. Slack, the star of internet porn classics such as Shaving Ryan's Bits, The Testicle Chronicles, and The Spies Who Shagged Me told us: "I just got u...
Washington DC: A woman has been charged with posting nude videos of herself on Youtube in various compromising positions. She faces criminal charges for distributing pornography and may eventually be designated as a sex offender. The trial began tod...
Easter Bunny has revealed that the stories are true. He has a past as a porn star. Recent revelations in the press have forced 'EB' to come clean. "Yes, it's true. Some years ago I was down on my luck. Easter was still viewed as a religious festiv...
A porn shop manager in Little Newsworthy-sub-Headline, East Wessex, today denied he had hired a Home Secretary for the weekend. 'Go away!', he shouted from his shop, True Blue Jackie's, 'I deny it all! I just buy and sell, and often watch, pornogr...
The crisis surrounding the disgraced Home Secretary Jacqui Smith escalated to a new level this morning, amid revelations that her husband, Richard Timney, is seeing another woman. Timney, who attempted to claim for the rental charge of two porn fi...
The latest adult movie by soft porn star Jacqui Smith came out today. Smith is the UK's top porn star and is not to be confused with the Home Secretary of the same name, unless you're a moron. 'Not bad-looking for a 50-something year-old female po...
The row over the alleged £10 porn movies rented on expenses by the British Home Secretary's husband is turning into a damp squib. It appears that Mr Smith was actually too embarrassed to reveal the name of the movies he had actually rented, so cla...
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