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Funny story: Weeping Queen of Heaven crop circle appears ahead of Fatima anniversary

Weeping Queen of Heaven crop circle appears ahead of Fatima anniversary

Salisbury - (Sacred Geometry): A Leonardo Davinci-style weeping Queen of Heaven crop circle has just materialised in an oil seed rape field near Stonehenge. Its appearance comes two days ahead of the 13 May anniversary of the first Fatima appariti...

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Funny story: Pope John Paul II Once Levitated The Pentagon

Pope John Paul II Once Levitated The Pentagon

Needing three confirmed miracles to become a saint, a group of 1960's hippies and ex-hippies have sworn that Pope John Paul II helped them levitate the Pentagon in 1969. "He wasn't a pope then but a Polish priest", stated one old-timer, still suck...

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Funny story: Torture at secret Baghdad jail - Church implicated

Torture at secret Baghdad jail - Church implicated

Pope Benedict XVI is once again having to fight off criticism after information was 'leaked' implicating the Church in prisoner torture at a secret Baghdad jail. The jail, a former Catholic boarding school, had come under scrutiny by Human Rights...

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Funny story: Papal UK Visit Good News For Local Man

Papal UK Visit Good News For Local Man

Local man Martin Shuttlecock had the shock of a lifetime waiting for him last night when he staggered in, exhausted from another extremely hard day at work. Long suffering wife Anne appeared to be unusually excited as she waved a letter at him, en...

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Funny story: Church says we should cancel Popes visit

Church says we should cancel Popes visit

The Popes, visit to the UK, proposed for September, has come in for more criticism from Welsh songbird Charlotte Church, who says he should stay in the Vatican, with his staff, not the people who work for him its that pole he carries topped by the Pa...

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Funny story: Pope chickens out of UK trip as arrest warrant issued

Pope chickens out of UK trip as arrest warrant issued

Rome - (Holy Cow!): The Holy Farter is livid. A UK Foreign Orifice johnny responsible for that terrible, insulting email about the papal visit 'has been shuffled off to another parish' - er, government department! - without so much as a public flogg...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Want To Make "Ash-Aid" Single With The Pope

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Want To Make "Ash-Aid" Single With The Pope

Popular Twilight star-crossed vampyre lovers Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart seem about to make a grand gesture to help the many poor people who have suffered in the recent eruption of icelandic volcano Eyjafjallajökull, according to a source cl...

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Funny story: Pope Insulted by Telephone Mirror Newspaper, Britain Foreign Office Apologizes

Pope Insulted by Telephone Mirror Newspaper, Britain Foreign Office Apologizes

The Pope is scheduled for a week visit to the UK in September, and in anticipation of the event the editorial staff at the Telephone Mirror published a list of suggested topics for the Pope to address. The topics were sent to press unfiltered as Be...

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Funny story: Pope 'condom' memo - Spoof writers infiltrate Foreign Office

Pope 'condom' memo - Spoof writers infiltrate Foreign Office

Spoof writers are today celebrating their successful infiltration of the Foreign Office, culminating in the issuing of a grovelling apology by the UK's ambassador to the Vatican, Francis Campbell. The apology resulted from a hilarious 'background...

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Funny story: The Pope cancels his visit to the UK because the government want to issue a condom called "The Benedict Brand"

The Pope cancels his visit to the UK because the government want to issue a condom called "The Benedict Brand"

The insulted Vatican and their leader have decided to cancel their spiritual trip to the UK. The reason being that the Foreign Office foolishly leaked a memo to the press announcing that a new brand of condom was to be released coinciding with the...

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Funny story: Britain's Foreign Office Kisses the Vatican's Ass, Again

Britain's Foreign Office Kisses the Vatican's Ass, Again

Britain's Foreign Office has apologized for a "foolish" document which suggested the Pope's UK visit could be marked by the launch of "Benedict-branded" condoms. Called "The ideal visit would see...", the paper suggested the Pope be invited to op...

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Funny story: Pope hires Mossad to bug arrest bid UK attorneys

Pope hires Mossad to bug arrest bid UK attorneys

London - (Torquemada): A routine electronic sweep at famous defamation lawyers Finkleshyster & Chutzpah's London office has uncovered an Aladdin's Cave of bugging equipment bearing all the classic hallmarks of a paranoid Vatican snoop. Earlier...

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Funny story: Pope admits to 'Anus Horribilis'

Pope admits to 'Anus Horribilis'

The Pope is today said to be 'in hiding' in the Vatican after a humiliating typing error made him the laughing stock of the world's media. The spelling mistake that caused all the hilarity was found in an 'Open Letter to the Faithful' intended to...

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Funny story: Pope cries with Church abuse victims

Pope cries with Church abuse victims

Pope Bentadick XVI held an emotional meeting with alledged victims of molestation by his anti-homosexual, alter boy raping employees. The Pope's tears of sadness suddenly turned to those of joy, as he recognized one of his favorite personal victi...

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Funny story: Pope celebrates 83rd birthday with cake - and a pie in the face

Pope celebrates 83rd birthday with cake - and a pie in the face

THE VATICAN, ROME: Pope Benedict XVI celebrated his 83rd birthday here yesterday. After making a birthday wish he blew out most of the candles on his cake with some help from his fancy-frocked Cardinals, Bishops and other sycophantic Vatican minion...

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Funny story: Pope calls for 'penances' for priests who abused boys

Pope calls for 'penances' for priests who abused boys

It just doesn't seem right. OK, this writer is not a Catholic and maybe doesn't totally understand the word of 'penance'. It seems to me that when Catholics go to Confession they are given a 'penance' by the priest listening to their confession. If the pennance is completed then they are 'forgiven their sins'. Oh great! I want to be a Catholic....... Surely the Pope does NOT believe this...

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Funny story: Cardinals' plot uncovered - Pope is 'sacrificial lamb'

Cardinals' plot uncovered - Pope is 'sacrificial lamb'

The media world is in a frenzy after secret Vatican documents were discovered that appeared to show Pope Benedict XVI was chosen specifically to 'take the rap' for church excesses in recent decades. "Given Joseph Ratzinger's advanced age and his e...

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