A top team of Professors and Grad Students worked to study the results if the long postulated and proverbial "shit hit the fan." In a double-blind study involving fans and feces from multiple sources and in different weather conditions, the results...
Senator Edward "Ted" Kennedy, in treatment at a Boston Hospital for multiple health issues, has been diagnosed with another ailment. Doctors announced today that the brother of the late President JFK has Cranial-Rectal Inversion. When asked if th...
The number of Olympic sports was expanded further yesterday with the announcement by the I.O.C. that it would sanction the inaugural World Crapping Championships, to take place during the 2012 games. Initial briefings suggest that the format will...
Adolescents the world over, when they aren't stealing hooded tops, snorting alcopops and bumming Grannies, are huge fans of High School Musical. My own feckless brood can often be found staring slack-jawed at the TV marvelling at the antics of gr...
In the early hours of Sunday Morning (9th August 2009) near Ipswich Railway Station a young woman was attacked by a mysterious stranger. Local woman Edna Horatio was woken from her alcoholic slumbers by the woman's screams, and immediately dialled...
Chocolate raisins have been withdrawn from supermarket shelves across Britain and Ireland after huge rat droppings were discovered under a conveyor belt in a peanut/raisin processing plant in the Midlands during a routine inspection by Food safety of...
HAVANA, CUBA Fidel Castro's little brother, Raul, has been forced to issue an executive order commanding all patriotic Cubans to refrain from defecating for the foreseeable future due to the total depletion of all available toilet paper supplies.
A sixteen carat dinosaur coprolite said to be "absolutely flawless" is set to be auctioned off on Saturday, August 9, 2009, by famed auction house Fistme of London. Lord Basil Aneurysm, Royal Proctologist to the Royal Family, found the coprolite in...
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and her staff spent the day in the bathroom Friday as Montezuma's Revenge hit with full force. A plate of laxative laced cupcakes delivered by an "anonymous fan" had the Congresswoman and office workers "on the runs...
There was consternation in the Thai eastern seaboard resort of Pattaya this morning, when a man who had suffered with constipation for more than six days, eventually managed to relieve his aching bowels, and had an enormous great shat. The man, wh...
Thomas Craig, world famous as the World Champion Fudge Packer, admitted today that his well known brown eyes used to be blue. "I've had so much packed in me that even the color has started to affect me." "I'm thinking about asking Linda Ronstadt...
Ronald Pearl, a 21-year old from Mount Vernon, Ohio, drowned in an attempt to swim across the Ohio River into West Virginia, just after midnight, Thursday morning. His body has not been found. Frank E. Jordan, 58, of Barboursville, WV, witnessed...
A Zoo in Scunthorpe has opened to poor reviews - mainly due to the shite animals that the owners have assembled. Zookeeper Mike Patterson somehow or other thought it would be great idea to fill his enclosures with a crow, a diseased cat and wh...
A local man getting ready for a fun-run wanted to cut down on some pounds in order to get in shape. But his misreading of the instructions on a carton of diet pills has led to his increasing in weight from a mere 11 stone 6lbs to a massive 31 stone 8...
Local man Dave Taylor has spent the best part of the last 10 years searching for the answer to all of life's problems without success - until he eventually discovered it tucked neatly between the buttocks of his beloved dog, Mavis. The jolly 4...
Schoolboy Tommy Boggins, 7, ruined an otherwise enjoyable sports day at his local school when he unintentionally shit his pants all over the sports field. At approximately 1 o'clock, Tommy was competing in the semi-finals of the sack race. Tommy h...
The M25 London orbital motorway today descended into gridlock following the discovery of a giant turd close to the Rickmansworth/Chorleywood turn off, where a Spoof.com writer almost once froze to death while hitchhiking after visiting his kids at Ch...
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