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Funny story: Woman Sues Pharmaceutical Company After Growing Penis

Woman Sues Pharmaceutical Company After Growing Penis

A West Texas woman, Mrs. Jean Smith, told reporters Friday that she had been told that her husband's "penis helper" would also help her so she began taking them a few months ago. Then she noticed a growth and went to see a Doctor Juan across the bord...

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Funny story: Man With World's Largest Penis Goes Into Hiding - Overexposure Blamed

Man With World's Largest Penis Goes Into Hiding - Overexposure Blamed

An American man, reportedly the possessor of the world's largest penis went into hiding yesterday evening at 7:32 pm Mountain Time, blaming over exposure for his inability to cope. The man, allegedly a close acquaintance of legendary Spoof writer...

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Funny story: Man With World's Largest Penis Gets Wood

Man With World's Largest Penis Gets Wood

JACKSON, WY - It's been more than two years since the man with the world's largest penis began erecting his new home with his own two bare hands. Near Jackson Hole in Northwest Wyoming, the newly completed house clearly indicates one thing: The man...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Brings Tear to Critic's Eye... Almost

Spoof Writer Brings Tear to Critic's Eye... Almost

NEW YORK CITY, NY - If there was ever something nearly worth crying about, but not quite, this is it: "Frustrated spoof writer turned down by The Onion decides to write for TheSpoof.com." One of the Internet's leading sources of never-ending onli...

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Funny story: Man With World's Smallest Penis Has Penis Envy

Man With World's Smallest Penis Has Penis Envy

It's not easy being the man with the world's smallest penis! Penis Minus Wilson(Not his real name) told reporters that he had turned down an offer to appear on Oprah, "but it was nice to be asked." "What was I supposed to do, go in and sit down and tell everyone in America or the world that I pee all over the bathroom floor because my normal sized scrotum pushes his head up and he pees like...

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Funny story: Man With World's Largest Penis Writes Story About It To See If It Will Appear On TheSpoof.com

Man With World's Largest Penis Writes Story About It To See If It Will Appear On TheSpoof.com

A man - me - who, reportedly, is the owner of the world's largest penis, has written a story about it to see if it would appear on the newspages of satirical news website, TheSpoof.com. The penis, which is fifteen inches long, with a circumference...

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Funny story: Crop Circle Of World's Largest Penis Appears In Oxfordshire - Several Spoof Writers Questioned By Police

Crop Circle Of World's Largest Penis Appears In Oxfordshire - Several Spoof Writers Questioned By Police

Police this morning executed dawn raids on several writers for satirical website theSpoof.com following the discovery of the world's largest crop circle penis in a barley field in Oxfordshire. So far, no arrests have been made. The enormous crop c...

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Funny story: Egyptian Man Cuts Off His Penis For Deli

Egyptian Man Cuts Off His Penis For Deli

CAIRO -- An Egyptian man has cut off his own penis and presented it at his local delicatessen in order that they might pickle it for a take-away snack. Police say the man entered the local Subway restaurant and was told that they were out of cold...

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Funny story: Man With World's Smallest Penis Website #1

Man With World's Smallest Penis Website #1

Penis Minus Wilson, (Not his real name) the man with the world's smallest penis, who was second until the recent death of Harvey Tagbone, says that he has the most googled site on the internet. "This really works out great for me", Penis told seve...

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Funny story: Piers Morgan May Be Man With World's Largest Penis, Confirms Amanda Holden

Piers Morgan May Be Man With World's Largest Penis, Confirms Amanda Holden

LONDON, U.K. - The Nightly Mirror has obtained an exclusive photo indicating its owner may very well be the man with the world's largest penis, though an official measurement has not yet been taken. The person in the photo? Piers Morgan! The ast...

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Funny story: Man With World's Smallest Penis Dies Of Triple Cialis/Viagra Cocktail

Man With World's Smallest Penis Dies Of Triple Cialis/Viagra Cocktail

Johnny "PeePee Gone" Waters, the man with the world's smallest penis has died from an overdose of a triple Cialis/Viagra cocktail according to police in New York City. "We think he had reached his limit with either one of the penis-helpers and tri...

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Funny story: MP who claimed costs of penis enlargement to "give it back"

MP who claimed costs of penis enlargement to "give it back"

The row over MPs expenses has taken a new turn as the Daily Telegraph revealed in this morning's edition that Tory MP John Thomas claimed £10,000 for the cost of a penis enlargement operation. Westminster staff apparently "chopped the claim down to £...

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Funny story: Spoof writers milk world's largest penis for all its worth, world's largest vagina won't dry up

Spoof writers milk world's largest penis for all its worth, world's largest vagina won't dry up

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Once upon a time, there was a Star Wars trilogy. Each movie in that now historic series released was a blockbuster, and moviemakers have been looking for a recreation of that success ever since. More recently, J.R. Trollkien's boo...

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Funny story: Bob the Hermaphrodite has the World's Biggest Penis

Bob the Hermaphrodite has the World's Biggest Penis

In spite of all previous claims to the contrary, a hermaphrodite called Bob actually has the World's Biggest Penis. The Book of World Records has conceded that taking relative body size into account, Bob the Barnacle is the current holder of the tit...

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Funny story: Pete's 'Button Mushroom' Penis - Latest

Pete's 'Button Mushroom' Penis - Latest

Most men wouldn't take too kindly to having their manhood referred to as a 'button mushroom' but this was the kind of public ritual humiliation Peter Andre has had to tolerate from estranged wife Katie Price following their publicity seeking break up...

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Funny story: Keyes and Steele Diagnosed with Black Penis Envy

Keyes and Steele Diagnosed with Black Penis Envy

Black Conservatives who thought that they might trade on tokenism to rise to the highest office in the land have been behaving strangely since the election of a black liberal to the White House. Alan keyes once a near model citizen except for t...

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Funny story: Man With World's Largest Man-Boobs Axed by TV Channel

Man With World's Largest Man-Boobs Axed by TV Channel

HOUSTON, TX - The man with the world's largest man-boobs was given the axe today by a local Foxx affiliate, leaving many wanting answers. "Is somebody going to write a spoof story about it?" asked Sally Jenkins. "That's something I'd really like...

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