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Funny story: Banking on Banks

Banking on Banks

With the news that over half Tory funds come from the City - £11.4 million in total last year - George Osborne has increased the tax on Banks by £800 million. Among the party of 60 City donors who gave more than £50,000 to the Tories there was dis...

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Funny story: Conservative's next idea: Big Joke

Conservative's next idea: Big Joke

To replace State funded and establishment humour the Conservative Party have put forward the exciting idea of the BIG JOKE. In future all humour will be created by volunteers. This will save huge amounts of groaning and stifled yawns and should transform the Government's image with the electorate. However, retiring General Secretary of The Raving Loonies Party, Bill Scrap, said that with the...

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Funny story: Balls - "Cameron Strangles Puppies For Fun"

Balls - "Cameron Strangles Puppies For Fun"

In an increasingly desperate move to try and discredit the ConDem coalition, Ed Balls, the Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer claimed in an interview with Jigsaw Monthly, that David Cameron roams about his Witney constituency in order to search for P...

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Funny story: David Cameron Announces New Cabinet Posts

David Cameron Announces New Cabinet Posts

David Cameron, aware that he is losing popularity and that Nick Clegg as Deputy PM has too much on his plate has been revising his Cabinet in a reshuffle which is aimed at lifting the opinion poll rating of the Government. Nick Clegg, after being...

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Funny story: Live Tomahawk missile found in bottom of Thames outside Palace of Westminster

Live Tomahawk missile found in bottom of Thames outside Palace of Westminster

London - (Pander Diplomacy): The BGM-109A Tomahawk Land Attack missile, complete with live W80 nuclear warhead, was embedded in mud twenty foot below the low tide mark abutting the Stranger's Bar terrace. Royal Navy Marines took over five hours t...

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Funny story: Government Dithers to Ban Farting

Government Dithers to Ban Farting

The Con/Dem government was in turmoil today as ministers discussed whether to ban farting in public. In a recent case in Malawi two judges argued over a bill to ban farting in that country. Prime Minister David Cameron is all in favour of this...

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Funny story: David Cameron Would Like You to...

David Cameron Would Like You to...

David Cameron Would Like You to.... To MP's Expense fiddles you will all eventually acclimatise, Realise MPs do not tell an untruth, or lie they aphorise, Never force of expect fiddling MPs to apologise, Support your MP when charges of dishonesty arise, Not complain when we give ourselves a massive pay rise, Realise that the poor, we have to bully and brutalise, Accept for Old...

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Funny story: John Bercow Forced to Apologize for Striking Ed Miliband Ater Seeing Him Licking His Lips Over Wife's Nude Sheet Shoot!

John Bercow Forced to Apologize for Striking Ed Miliband Ater Seeing Him Licking His Lips Over Wife's Nude Sheet Shoot!

Petite speaker John Bercow, 5'3', was forced to apologize after a physical row with Ed Miliband when he took offense to the Labour Leader licking his lips incessantly while ogling the recent naked picture of his wife Sally, 6'7" smeared all over loca...

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Funny story: 'Ignorance is Bliss' Official

'Ignorance is Bliss' Official

The Government has asked Jeremy Hunt to head up a Commission of the future to be called 'Ignorance is Bliss'. There are several strands to this new policy which will be popular with the electorate and ensure a Tory Government for the rest of time.

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Funny story: Political Thoughts Over Breakfast

Political Thoughts Over Breakfast

Rare Unprompted Thoughts This morning, after I'd filed away the just delivered overdue Eon Bill letter, I had another attack of bemusing mental meanderings, that came to me while I was having my breakfast, six slices of margarined toast, eight cups of strong tea, and my medication. Here is the outcome, I hope you can understand where it came from, and what it means. (If so please let me k...

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Funny story: Sally Bercow's Love Life Too Public, Say Neighbours

Sally Bercow's Love Life Too Public, Say Neighbours

Revelations that John and Helen Bercow's love life has been boosted by living in their official apartment are no surprise to embarrassed neighbours. House of Commons' Speaker's wife Helen has astonished Parliament by taking part in a photo shoot,...

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Funny story: MP Actually Has Worthy Idea

MP Actually Has Worthy Idea

LONDON - At Westminster, something incredible happened. An MP stood up and asked Parliament to pass a law. Sharon Hodgson is the MP who has launched a private member's bill in the House of Commons, which apes a law that already exists and seems to...

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Funny story: MP's To record old hit songs!

MP's To record old hit songs!

The Spoof Gazette scoop, reveals that the Government and opposition Cabinet members has come up with an idea to make up their losses, due to having their expense fiddlings limited now that it is being monitored by their fellow crooks in the Government, and they must be more careful not to get caught. It has been proposed that members record a cover version of previous hit records, to be release...

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Funny story: Cameron sacks Cabinet

Cameron sacks Cabinet

In a dramatic move, Prime Minister David Cameron has sacked his Cabinet declaring that his colleagues had failed to see the economic peril the Government was in. Demonstrators on the streets are, however, unlikely to accept Cameron's move. Ever...

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Funny story: David Cameron to cut "friends with benefits" under welfare reforms

David Cameron to cut "friends with benefits" under welfare reforms

Prime Minister David Cameron has announced that the Coalition government plans to deal with the welfare state by cutting friends with benefits. The scheme entitled "No more benefits for friends" will not allow friends of different genders to add a...

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Funny story: Mud Island to close next week

Mud Island to close next week

Mud Island - otherwise known as the UK is to close next week. The Government has decided that this is the only way to actually stop spending money. Chancellor George Objectionable Osborne commented "whatever measures we take are not working. We...

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Funny story: UK Government: Pay Blood Tax Or We Bleed You Dry!

UK Government: Pay Blood Tax Or We Bleed You Dry!

The Tory government today unveiled plans to hit every man woman and child with a compulsory blood tax in order to combat Britain's growing deficit. Ministers agreed yesterday to the government plans, who voted an incredible 94% in favour of the m...

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