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Funny story: Government cuts will "devastate communities"

Government cuts will "devastate communities"

Today protesters from across the UK are gathering together to protest against the government cuts in public services, which they claim will "devastate communities and destroy societies". A group of protesters spoke exclusively to TheSpoof.com.

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Funny story: Ed Miliband Questioned by Police About Red Plot

Ed Miliband Questioned by Police About Red Plot

Ed Miliband has tonight been questioned by police after he was found to be in possession of a suspicious pot of Red Paint. The paint is believed to be of a particular shade of red that was found at the scene of a very serious crime. That cr...

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Funny story: Equalities Watchdog Role To be Curbed

Equalities Watchdog Role To be Curbed

The equalities watchdog is lose its remit to promote "good relations" between ethnic and social groups. Home Secretary Theresa May has published a report which proposes to scale back role of the Equality and Human Rights Commission. It will also l...

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Funny story: Burnley MP Supports "Save the Cheque" Campaign

Burnley MP Supports "Save the Cheque" Campaign

Burnley and Padiham MP, Gordon Birtwistle has joined fellow Liberal Democrats in fighting to "Save the Cheque", with a petition which was handed to No 10 Downing Street last week. The petition has received support from thousands of people from al...

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Funny story: Government Promises To Increase Myths By 2012

Government Promises To Increase Myths By 2012

A government survey has shown that the use of mythical monsters in Britain is down by as much as 70% from 1950, with almost no growth in new myths - a statistic which it urges needs to be changed. Myths once played a vital role in the running of d...

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Funny story: Nick Clegg 'Crap' At Doing The Lunch Run

Nick Clegg 'Crap' At Doing The Lunch Run

he Coalition has recently become dangerously divided over Nick Clegg's apparent inability to get the lunch run right. Tory rebels have stated that they will no longer toe the party line after members of the Cabinet received incorrect sandwich fill...

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Funny story: Burnley MP's pedal power message

Burnley MP's pedal power message

BURNLEY MP Gordon Birtwistle took advantage of a photo opportunity and used pedal power to support an energy saving campaign. He is backing "Earth Hour", when people across the world will switch off their lights on March 26 between 8.30pm and 9.3...

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Funny story: British Government Running Out of Things to Declare War On

British Government Running Out of Things to Declare War On

A fresh crisis has hit the troubled coalition Government - an absence of new things to declare war on. Having successfully declared war on terrorism, crime, vandalism, MPs' expenses, old people, young people, babies and Libya the Press Office at Numb...

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Funny story: MP Rebuked For Using Mobile In Commons

MP Rebuked For Using Mobile In Commons

Burnley M.P Gordon Birtwistle has been censored for playing with a children's Mobile in the House of Commons. John Bercow, the Commons Speaker, had to tell the Liberal Democrat MP to put the mobile away and sit down as the rotating leaves and colo...

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Funny story: Clegg Arrested for Incitement to Violence

Clegg Arrested for Incitement to Violence

Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg, was taken into custody today for incitement to violence after he said he was preparing to 'wring the necks' of unidentified Bankers. Speaking at the Liberal Democrat Spring Conference, Clegg forgot his speech and...

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Funny story: Gerry Adams takes seat in Irish Parliament - Mrs Doyle from Father Ted is livid

Gerry Adams takes seat in Irish Parliament - Mrs Doyle from Father Ted is livid

Following the result of the Irish election, leader of Sinn Fein, the bearded and glasses-wearing Gerry Adams has caused a political uproar by taking his seat. Mrs Doyle, who left her housekeeping position at Father Ted's house on Craggy Island to...

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Funny story: Nick Clegg Fails to Start a Mexican Wave in Parliament

Nick Clegg Fails to Start a Mexican Wave in Parliament

It's not a good time to be a Lib-Dem at the moment. The humiliating bi-election defeat, and the embarrassing reversal on tuition fees, have all served to weaken the party's position in the polls. As if this wasn't bad enough, further humiliation was...

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Funny story: Foreign Secretary's Reputation Restored

Foreign Secretary's Reputation Restored

William Hague addressed the commons yesterday in a bid to restore any semblance of his true character with the public. The Foreign Secretary was over-joyed that he could admit culpability for sanctioning the botched Special Forces mission in Libya.

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Funny story: Coalition to appoint a new Minister for Chaff

Coalition to appoint a new Minister for Chaff

The government announced today that a new cabinet post was to be created. They have decided that the creation and promotion of Chaff is a full time role. Chaff is the material that is ejected by military aircraft as a countermeasure when they are...

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Funny story: Clegg Fends Off Holiday Criticism

Clegg Fends Off Holiday Criticism

Coalition Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has defended his decision to go on holiday during the Libyan crisis, while Prime Minister David Cameron was on a tour of the Middle East. Clegg vehemently denied he had been irresponsible by going skiing...

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Funny story: Nick Clegg too busy doing Cameron's chores to participate in Big Society

Nick Clegg too busy doing Cameron's chores to participate in Big Society

In a radio interview Nick Clegg has exclusively revealed that he will not take part in David Cameron's Big Society as he's "too busy" doing the Prime Minister's chores. As well as undertaking his duties as Deputy Prime Minister and leader of the L...

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Funny story: Clegg Pushes The Alternative Vote

Clegg Pushes The Alternative Vote

Coalition deputy leader Nick Clegg has launched the campaign for the Alternative Vote. Speaking at a conference of small businessmen in Taunton yesterday, Clegg stated that" this is not about me, this is all about introducing a voting system in Br...

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