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Funny story: John McCain To Paris Hilton: "Cosmo, bayatch!"

John McCain To Paris Hilton: "Cosmo, bayatch!"

(Flint-Michigan) First, it was a McCain campaign ad taking a swipe at Barack Obama by comparing him to Paris Hilton. Then, it was Paris Hilton releasing a video, fully clothed for a change, calling McCain a "wrinkly white hair guy." And now it appear...

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Funny story: McCain Chooses Paris Hilton to be Running Mate

McCain Chooses Paris Hilton to be Running Mate

Fox Trot, Idaho - John McCain used a routine campaign stop while stumping in Idaho, in the town of Spudnik, to drop a bombshell. The bombshell in this case happens to be Paris Hilton, now officially John McCains running mate. "It was a tough deci...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Is Escapee From Witch Mountain

Paris Hilton Is Escapee From Witch Mountain

Paranormal researchers have discovered that Hollywood Socialites Paris and Nicky Hilton are actually twins who escaped from Witch Mountain (a story first fictionalized in the 70's movies Escape From Witch Mountain and Return to Witch Mounain).

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Almost Bankrupt

Paris Hilton Almost Bankrupt

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton,27, has finally acheived the impossible, and has almost bankrupted her parents, owners of the Hilton Hotels. Party-loving Paris has 17 pets including a chihuahua named Tinkerbell abnd two ferrets named Dolce and Gabbana, co...

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Funny story: Environmentalists Put the 'Mental' in Environmental

Environmentalists Put the 'Mental' in Environmental

L.A., California - The attention whores, the environmentalists, are at it again-another proclamation from the global warming propagandists. Al Gore, the mastermind behind the apocalyptic hype on the environment, has now confirmed the noble truth: e...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton in Crack-In-Arse Scandal

Paris Hilton in Crack-In-Arse Scandal

Paris Hilton today revealed that she has a crack in her arse.

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Funny story: Badgers Hire Public Relations Team and Celebrity Spokespeople

Badgers Hire Public Relations Team and Celebrity Spokespeople

Animal rights activists representing the Badger have hired a public relations team to help improve the image of their beloved animal. The group, known as the Friends of Badgers (FOBs for short), wants to see the animal become more respected and have...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Starts Large Hadron Collider Today

Paris Hilton Starts Large Hadron Collider Today

Berne Switzerland-- Paris Hilton will have the honour of starting the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) this afternoon. The multi-talented heiress designed the atom smasher. It will test her theories on the multiverse and dark matter. Ms. Hilton's IQ i...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Declared National Historic Landmark

Paris Hilton Declared National Historic Landmark

The United States Registry of Historic Places has declared that Paris Hilton is now a National Historic Landmark. The distinction comes to the socialite at the young age of 27. Barbara Davenport of the Registry issued the following statement: "O...

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Funny story: AP NEWS: Paris Hilton On Global Warming. Amy Winehouse Not A Racist. Oprah Not God. And The McCain Cougar.

AP NEWS: Paris Hilton On Global Warming. Amy Winehouse Not A Racist. Oprah Not God. And The McCain Cougar.

(Chicago-Illinois) In an attempt to prove that she is not vying for the position of God or Bill Gates, Oprah Winfrey denied rumors that her African schools are just ways to make her "slightest whim reality." In a related no...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Donates Income To Children's Hospital From Mini-Me Sex Tape

Paris Hilton Donates Income To Children's Hospital From Mini-Me Sex Tape

(Los Angeles-CA) A year after telling Larry King that she "wanted to help kids with MS and breast cancer," Paris Hilton is making good on her word. It was announced today that a sex tape with noted actor, Vern "Mini-Me...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's interview with Burma's General Than Shwe

Paris Hilton's interview with Burma's General Than Shwe

(Yangon) - Celebutante, singer, song writer, model, actress, tabletop dancer, humanitarian and international diplomat the georgeous Paris Hilton has managed to obtain an exclusive interview with Burma's reclusive strongman General Than Shwe. Paris...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton: I will give my Body to the Winner of the French Open

Paris Hilton: I will give my Body to the Winner of the French Open

Paris - Not one to be upstaged, a day after Maria Sharpova offered to French kiss the winner of the French open, Paris Hilton offered her entire body.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Under Nazis Was One Big Sex Romp

Paris Hilton Under Nazis Was One Big Sex Romp

California - (Ass Mess): A new hagiography about the German occupation of Paris Hilton's pudenda says it encouraged women's lib at a time when the world was still reeling from her lesbian claims.

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Funny story: Emma and Miley To Be The Next Paris and Nicole

Emma and Miley To Be The Next Paris and Nicole

Today the world nearly stopped spinning as teen actresses Emma Watson and Miley Cyrus stepped out together dressed in pink tutus and tiaras, both carrying small fluffy objects (apparently dogs) in leopard print carriers.

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Funny story: Carmen Electra, Paris Hilton and Prince Frolic Nude at Coachella Party

Carmen Electra, Paris Hilton and Prince Frolic Nude at Coachella Party

THERMAL, Calif. (FMLiveWire) - - The stars got together here for a private orgy of self-indulgent naked frolicking after the smash Coachella rock concert that featured Prince.

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Funny story: Paris Stilton no longer FHM Magazine Sexiest Women List big cheese

Paris Stilton no longer FHM Magazine Sexiest Women List big cheese

London - (Ass Mess): Paris Hilton has slipped to the No#77 slot on FHM Magazine's list of the world's top 100 sexiest women which has crowned Transformers co-star Megan Fox as the ranking's number one babe.

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