Sex Offenders and Monkeys have failed, stupid knee-jerk reactions to mortgage problems and vain attempts to look like they do something have had no impact, the British public still think that ailing financial regulators are still about as useful as s...
A Cave, North West Frontier: Osama Bin Laden has reacted angrily to President Obama's announcement on the formation of Al-Qaeda Airlines. In a 'terse' taped response, broadcast on Al Jezeera, Osama Bin Laden calls the Nobel Peace prize winner, Pres...
Moon. 31 October 2099 - Osama Bin Laden, our world hero, has been killed by the moon men who planned to destroy NASA. He was armed with numerous weapons of mass destruction, including Chuck Norris and a Palin09 Rifle. David Letterman said it was...
The world's most loved man, Osama Bin Laden, has announced that he plans to save the planet from moon creatures who want revenge on NASA for blowing up their internet, their fun and 18andover.web This comes as a shock to everyone, especially David...
Residents of Washington DC, the nation's capitol were awaken Sunday morning by a drone military explosive devise that was checking the neighborhood looking for President Barack Obama, after the misspelling of one letter as the drone was sent to wipe...
Apparently Osama bin Laden has not been captured in either Iraq, Afghanistan or anywhere else in the Arab world because he was driving a cab here in the United States. "THAT was bin Laden", stated New York City cab boss for the ****** ***** Compa...
A news rumour that spread across the wires last week about a possible sighting of Osama Bin Laden took me on a strange adventure. The crazy cave dweller had been seen purchasing a box of Viagra from a local chemist on the Isle of Wight. The limp d...
Gaza City: The Hamas leadership today denounced Yasser Arafat as being Gay, saying "we are killers who hide behind women and children, but he stood behind others." This latest Hamas revelation is not new, as a power struggle now exists with the P...
The 7th International Annual Hamas Anagram competition has been won by Osama Bin Laden. However, in what has become customary for this man of mystery, murder and mayhem, he once again failed to turn up to receive his prize. The ceremony was he...
45-year-old Virgin Shalom Cohen from Tooting, London, who changed his name to Osama Nevir Laden, after converting to Islam 4 years ago, has finally achieved his spiritual goal by changing the name once more to Osama Bin Laden. The great day occurr...
Several sources around the world have confirmed the report that the son of Osama Bin Laden, Phil Ben Laden, an al-Qaeda leader, was killed by Hellfire missiles launched from a somewhere underground. The evil spawn of bin Laden was described in US...
In a calculated leak to committee members attending a closed-door session mid-season meeting of a US think-tank funded by its tax-payers, Russian Intelligence officials hinted that last winter they had apprehended Osama while he was urinating on a st...
Confusion reigned at a press conference in Hawaii yesterday when Duane Chapman otherwise known as Dog The Bounty Hunter turned up after being hired to track down and capture Osama Bin Laden. Chapman wearing sunglasses a Hawain T-shirt and a pair...
Washington, DC The Food and Drug Administration has issued a warning that a Deviled Eggs recipe making the rounds through email should be avoided at all costs. The recipe is said to contain many ingredients and preparation instructions that could be...
In a dramatic CIA press release this morning, it was announced that an internet blogger who goes by the name of Twotowers is believed to be Osama Bin Laden. Using high-tech search and locate technology the CIA announced that they had located a blo...
New York, NY - Paris Hilton has previously announced that she will be filming her newest reality TV show around various places in Europe, and newly announced this morning: Afghanistan. Hilton said that she is not worried about the status and treatm...
Reports claim that North Korea has sold Osama Bin Laden a nuclear bomb. It has not been released about the amount that it was sold for, but estimates average at around $307 million US dollars. There have been great stresses on the N.Korean Governm...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
