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Funny story: Olympic Flame to be extinguished, say green campaigners

Olympic Flame to be extinguished, say green campaigners

The Olympic Flame is to be extinguished to help save the planet following a campaign by eco charity GreenPolice. The announcement follows a year-long campaign by the pressure group to force the International Olympic Committee to face up to its glo...

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Funny story: London Olympics 2012 is a lie claims world head of athletics!

London Olympics 2012 is a lie claims world head of athletics!

The world head of athletics, Lamine Diack, has called the London 2012 Olympics a lie because the Brits are pretty good at it, not athletics that is. The Olympic stadium is to be converted into a 'footy" stadium after the event and the British Olym...

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Funny story: The Torvill and Dean Skate Way To Wictory at Olympics

The Torvill and Dean Skate Way To Wictory at Olympics

The dancing duet, The Torvill and Dean from Grand Britain, wins golden medal for the dancing on the slippery ice competition at Olympics. The Torvill - the fat man-shaped one - said she was "wery happy". The Dean said something our interpreter...

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Funny story: London's Olympic Stadium in danger of Sinking into its own Footprint!

London's Olympic Stadium in danger of Sinking into its own Footprint!

London's Hackney Marshes is basically a swampland. It always has been. For many decades nothing was built on it other than the odd wooden changing room sheds for amateur league football players to get into their kit before playing their matches on the wide expanse of the marshes at weekends. I grew up in Hackney myself. The goalposts during matches played on rain soaked days would sin...

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Funny story: London 2012 Olympics sponsoring update

London 2012 Olympics sponsoring update

Details of some aspects of the sponsorship opportunities at the London 2012 Olympics main stadium were leaked yesterday. According to reports, all the 90,000 seats are now linked into an electrical grid and can be activated individually. Sponso...

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Funny story: Campello in Olympic Bid Shock!

Campello in Olympic Bid Shock!

El Campello, a small town on Spain's Costa Blanca has caused a storm in international circles by throwing its hat into the ring as a late shock candidate for the 2020 Olympic Games. The local council, known as an ayuntamiento in the local parlance...

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Funny story: Rooney Training for the Olympics

Rooney Training for the Olympics

Football star Wayne Rooney is establishng a second career for himself. He is setting out to be a member of England's swimming team for the 2012 Olympics. Aided by his new coach, THOUGHT TO BE HIS WIFE, Wayne has had secret training sessions in Dub...

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Funny story: Wife Throwing to be Olympic Sport

Wife Throwing to be Olympic Sport

Finally, after much debate, Wife Throwing is to be included in the Olympic sports in time for 2012. The event will take place in Hyde Park. Wife throwing is a popular sport in the north of England and has set rules. All contestants must have...

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Funny story: Commonwealth Games Latest: English Team Registers 'Catalogue Of Complaints'

Commonwealth Games Latest: English Team Registers 'Catalogue Of Complaints'

Complaints about the Commonwealth Games village in Delhi really started to get into gear this morning, after England's first batch of athletes moved into the much-criticised facility on Monday. The 48 competitors from the hockey, lawn bowls and sh...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown Withdraws from the Olympics

Gordon Brown Withdraws from the Olympics

In a statement that will shock the world Gordon Brown has said he will not be going to take part in the Commonwealth Games in Delhi. I am withdrawing from the High Jump and the Long Jump. I have seen shit in the pit you jump into and I have had enough shit to last me a lifetime. I asked him if he had asked Tony Blair for advice before taking his remarkable decision. Tony is one of my best...

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Funny story: London 2012 Olympics threatened by British Gun laws

London 2012 Olympics threatened by British Gun laws

David Cameron has said that he will not be altering the British gun laws ahead of the 2012 Olympics in London. The gun laws outlaw the firing of any kind of firearm other the shotguns on grouse hunts, and prohibit the importing of guns into the count...

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Funny story: Government budget cuts hit the 2012 Olympics

Government budget cuts hit the 2012 Olympics

David Cameron has cursed the previous Labour government for mounting a winning bid for the 2012 Olympics. With his government attempting to slash spending by six billion pounds by the end of 2011, the Olympics has come at the wrong time, with a two b...

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Funny story: Brick Saving to be new Olympic Sport

Brick Saving to be new Olympic Sport

Following England's woeful turn at the World Cup, British sport's chiefs are looking to field a strong team for the 2012 Olympics, to be staged in what is now London, but in future times could be called Cleggsville, or Cameron Villas. Mr Russell...

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Funny story: Subo fanatics "The Red Scarf Brigade's" Olympic Mascot design, shortlisted

Subo fanatics "The Red Scarf Brigade's" Olympic Mascot design, shortlisted

The Olympic Committee have announced a shortlist of contenders for designers of the Olympic Mascot for 2012 and The Red Scarf Brigade's design is on that shortlist. Spokesperson, one of the few 'male members' Canuck William, said that they had wor...

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Funny story: Wenlock and Mandeville cheap mascots that mean nothing to nobody

Wenlock and Mandeville cheap mascots that mean nothing to nobody

Apparently, Wenlock is the birthplace of the modern Olympic Games. Much Wenlock to be precise, a town in Shropshire in England. Hence, the 2012 London Olympic mascots have been named as Wenlock and Mandeville. Anyone thinking that Peter, Lord M...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson will take all the immigrants no one else wants

Boris Johnson will take all the immigrants no one else wants

Mayor of London, Boris Johnson wants the sad and oppressed immigrants to come to London. Looking for cheap labour anywhere he can find it, he has earmarked 50,000 manual jobs at the Olympic site for his immigrants. He has secured living accommodat...

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Funny story: USA Hockey Steals Canada's Coffee and Crullers

USA Hockey Steals Canada's Coffee and Crullers

Enacting their pre-game strategy in advance of the long awaited Olympic hockey match up between Team Canada and Team USA, the young Americans stole team Canada's coffee and donut crullers just prior to the game. The loss of the pre-game "Coffee an...

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