With the Olympic committee drawing up alternate plans for the gun based Olynmpic events in 2012 due to strict gun ownership laws in the UK, David Cameron has proposed an amendment to the gun ownership rules temporarily for the duration of the Games.
Olympians gathered in London to 'Kick Off' for the official opening of the new web-page which will accept payment for Olympic events by Visa card. The mighty and the good gathered together for the unveiling of the new Olympic Clock which will count...
In a surprise move announced today, Colonel Gadaffi said he was throwing in the towel - or at least that bright orange thing he sometimes wears on his head - and is accepting the job offered to him by Lord Coe to become manager of the Dockland's Ligh...
The International Olympic Committee is facing a major crisis with the news that Iran may boycott London 2012 because of "inherent racism in the organisation". Iranian Olympic President Mohammad Aliabadi has made an official complaint to the IOC as...
A group of Gloucester cyclists was being escorted back to the city today having lost their way trying to find the new Olympic Velodrome. The arena, especially constructed for the London Olympics next year, is the first venue to be completed for th...
Urgent warnings have been sent out by the Olympic Committee concerning websites offering sales of tickets for the Olympic Stadium. 'West Ham United matches for 2013 have not been arranged. No one knows what Division West Ham will be in at that tim...
With the Chinese Olympic team deciding to use Leeds, The USA team East London and the Jamaican track and field team using Birmingham prior to the 2012 Olympics, the Irish Olympic squad have announced details of where they plan to spend their practice...
As you may know, East London will be hosting the Olympic Games in 2012. What you may not know is that many aspects of the games have been specially 'altered' to embrace the culture of the area. A copy of the changes has been leaked from Government sources and is reproduced below. OPENING CEREMONY: The Olympic flame will be ignited by a petrol bomb thrown by a native of...
London - (Big Bang Theories): Elite gun units will patrol London's underground network in the run up to the Olympics London Mayor Boris Johnson said today. The new undercover squad will prowl the tube network amid increasing fears of terror attack...
The Olympic Flame is to be extinguished to help save the planet following a campaign by eco charity GreenPolice. The announcement follows a year-long campaign by the pressure group to force the International Olympic Committee to face up to its glo...
The world head of athletics, Lamine Diack, has called the London 2012 Olympics a lie because the Brits are pretty good at it, not athletics that is. The Olympic stadium is to be converted into a 'footy" stadium after the event and the British Olym...
The dancing duet, The Torvill and Dean from Grand Britain, wins golden medal for the dancing on the slippery ice competition at Olympics. The Torvill - the fat man-shaped one - said she was "wery happy". The Dean said something our interpreter...
London's Hackney Marshes is basically a swampland. It always has been. For many decades nothing was built on it other than the odd wooden changing room sheds for amateur league football players to get into their kit before playing their matches on the wide expanse of the marshes at weekends. I grew up in Hackney myself. The goalposts during matches played on rain soaked days would sin...
Details of some aspects of the sponsorship opportunities at the London 2012 Olympics main stadium were leaked yesterday. According to reports, all the 90,000 seats are now linked into an electrical grid and can be activated individually. Sponso...
El Campello, a small town on Spain's Costa Blanca has caused a storm in international circles by throwing its hat into the ring as a late shock candidate for the 2020 Olympic Games. The local council, known as an ayuntamiento in the local parlance...
Football star Wayne Rooney is establishng a second career for himself. He is setting out to be a member of England's swimming team for the 2012 Olympics. Aided by his new coach, THOUGHT TO BE HIS WIFE, Wayne has had secret training sessions in Dub...
Finally, after much debate, Wife Throwing is to be included in the Olympic sports in time for 2012. The event will take place in Hyde Park. Wife throwing is a popular sport in the north of England and has set rules. All contestants must have...
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