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Funny story: Crude Futures Skyrocket!

Crude Futures Skyrocket!

The Futures market involves big gambles on the direction of particular commodity prices down the proverbial road. Investors bet on wheat, wheels and winter barley and the prices at which these products will sell at some future date. This week the wor...

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Funny story: Big Oil to drill between your cushions

Big Oil to drill between your cushions

As Big Oil representatives were being grilled on Capitol Hill about their massive profits of $40 billion last year, the spokesmen successfully turned the microscope on consumers, saying that Joe Average has way too much disposable income and the comp...

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Funny story: George Bush Concedes Defeat in War for Iraqi Oil

George Bush Concedes Defeat in War for Iraqi Oil

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - President George Bush and presidential candidate John McCain have conceded defeat in the US war for Iraqi oil, the pair indicated at a White House press conference on Thursday.

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Funny story: Big Oil couple has cornered 75% global reserves Senate Committee's Rep Malarkey told

Big Oil couple has cornered 75% global reserves Senate Committee's Rep Malarkey told

Washington DC - (Hydrocarbons Mess): Executives from the world's top five oil companies are meeting with US lawmakers today.

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Funny story: Stolen Oil Profits and Halliburton Without a Straw!

Stolen Oil Profits and Halliburton Without a Straw!

Great Green Gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, pulverized porpoise puss, and me without a straw.

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Funny story: Jersey Horror Dig Strikes Oil

Jersey Horror Dig Strikes Oil

Police and forensic scientists digging at the site of the Jersey Children's Home Murder Mystery, haven't yet found any further evidence of foul play, but have instead struck oil.

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Funny story: Oil surges to $2,498.00 per barrel

Oil surges to $2,498.00 per barrel

Higher demand, lower supply, an uncertain stock market and unrest in the Middle East have forced oil prices to levels never seen before in the annals of history. Oil closed yesterday at $2,489.00 per barrel.

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Funny story: Bush Didn't Know Gasoline "Costs Money"!

Bush Didn't Know Gasoline "Costs Money"!

In a Worst President Ever (WPE) Press conference, WPE, GWB, was caught off guard by a member of the Press' question about the multiple economic predictions about $4 a gallon gasoline. It seems that the son of the man who had never seen a grocery...

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Funny story: Bush Wants Africa's Oil - Africa "Just Says No"

Bush Wants Africa's Oil - Africa "Just Says No"

CCN (Crazy Cal News)- ACCRA, Ghana - President Bush denied claims that he intended to build more military bases in Africa to steal their oil. "Baloney," said President Bush, "We jest wanna' keep ya' safe frum terrurust attacks...

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Funny story: Satire writer rejoins Dow Jones Industrial Average with her big oil front company

Satire writer rejoins Dow Jones Industrial Average with her big oil front company

San Ramon, California - (Hydrocarbons Mess): A noted, albeit immensely reclusive satire writer has regained her membership of Wall Street's highest profile club after agreeing to add her hydrocarbons piggy-bank hobby to the closely watched Dow Jo...

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Funny story: Oil Scarcity in Saudi Arabia

Oil Scarcity in Saudi Arabia

SAUDI ARABIA - Geologists reported that oil reservoir of Saudi Arabia is growing in scarcity. Last week, geologists reported that Saudi's oil decreased by 25%, greatly damaging Saudi's oil trades. Just yesterday the scarcity...

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Funny story: Oil Prices Rise on Fears Jesus May Return!

Oil Prices Rise on Fears Jesus May Return!

Oil prices shot well over 100 dollars a barrel today on news that Jesus would return soon and that His Return would disrupt supply and distribution and create an unstable market.

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Funny story: Bush says "Yup"

Bush says "Yup"

President G. W. Bush has agreed with OPEC proposal that the US will achieve the same fuel usage efficiency per capita as the most lenient users, "and America can achieve this in six months" he added.

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Funny story: Californians fed up with rising gasoline prices throw "Boston Tea Party" by dumping oil into San Francisco Bay; authorities calling it theft gone awry

Californians fed up with rising gasoline prices throw "Boston Tea Party" by dumping oil into San Francisco Bay; authorities calling it theft gone awry

San Francisco, California - Apparently, fed up with the high price of gasoline, a group of desperate Californians boarded an oil tanker in the San Francisco Bay to protest the raising prices of gasoline and rolled a few barrels of oil overboard. Boar...

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Funny story: Zion Oil woe as volcano erupts on Red Sea island

Zion Oil woe as volcano erupts on Red Sea island

Red Sea - (Disaster Mess): Dreams of riches and glory for Texas hydrocarbons midget Zion Oil suffered yet another major blow today as the company's prospecting drills were smashed to smithereens following the eruption of the Al Tair Island volcan...

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Funny story: Chevron Oil's exclusive Thames Estuary drilling rights

Chevron Oil's exclusive Thames Estuary drilling rights

County Hall - (Ass Mess): "We are totally and utterly f**ed!" a heavily perspiring Ken Livingstone, Mayor of London, shouted today at Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair Darling after the Law Lords once again ruled that Chevron Oil has exc...

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Funny story: Tom DeLay To Form PAC With Ahmed Chalabi

Tom DeLay To Form PAC With Ahmed Chalabi

(Houston--Texas) Recently deposed House Majority Leader Tom Delay isn't letting the possibility of jail time stop from future political plans. DeLay announced today that he will be relocating to Iraq, and he and Ahmed Chalabi will be forming a po...

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