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Funny story: Brits Celebrate Top Award!

Brits Celebrate Top Award!

English people are the lardiest in Europe - it's a fact!...

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Funny story: Tony Blair Criticizes Fat People

Tony Blair Criticizes Fat People

LONDON (ASP) - Today, Prime Minister Tony Blair adopted U.S. President George Bush's strategy to reduce self-image in the country. The AFP headline released was: "Morbidly obese: bigger Britons need fatter furnaces"...

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Funny story: Environmental scientists announce shocking finding.

Environmental scientists announce shocking finding.

Berlin, Germany- This week environmental scientists at a world convention on global warming announced a shocking discovery they have.

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Funny story: Obese boy eats grandparents

Obese boy eats grandparents

SPAIN--A 10-YEAR-OLD Spanish boy weighing 100 kg (220 lb) has admitted to eating his grandparents after he was told that there was no food left in the house.

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Funny story: Obesity Is Good For The Economy - Claim

Obesity Is Good For The Economy - Claim

A report by the World Health Organisation (WHO?) has said that, despite the obvious health implications for those that suffer from it, obesity has a positive effect on the world's economy.

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Funny story: Obese boy to wear big shoes to see feet

Obese boy to wear big shoes to see feet

Asteroid attractor Connor McGreedy, the Geordie boy who just can't say no to food, is to be allowed to wear clown shoes so that he can see his feet. Connor, who is from Wallsend and, on a particularly obese day, adjoining Byker, hasn't seen h...

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Funny story: Is the ever expanding universe the reason for obesity?

Is the ever expanding universe the reason for obesity?

Scientists from the San Francisco Institute of Cosmotology, today released what they claim is a groundbreaking new paper on the links between the ever expanding universe and the high levels of obesity seen in the world.

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Funny story: Colonel Sanders Finally Promoted!

Colonel Sanders Finally Promoted!

There was joy unconfined today on the streets of Kentucky's largest city, as news of the state's most famous resident's promotion to General leaked out. Early this morning, in a specially arranged news conference, Major Ed O'Hanlon, CEO and larges...

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Funny story: China Targets Fat Kids

China Targets Fat Kids

Beijing - At a grand press conference held yesterday afternoon in the Chinese health ministry, the new Chinese health minister Lo Fat Yung, unveiled the government's controversial new plan for the nation's obese children.

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Funny story: French Government to stop obese Americans at French Airports

French Government to stop obese Americans at French Airports

The French government delivered what is widely regarded as a calculated snub to America today when Jaques Chiracs ruling party passed legislation through the senate enabling immigration officers to refuse entry to passengers disembarking from trans A...

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Funny story: Forget SAT, ACT, New Hot # is BMI

Forget SAT, ACT, New Hot # is BMI

Schools across America are adopting a new practice to fight childhood obesity. Forget the days of schoolyard bullying and taunting, now your fatass son or immense daughter can be humiliated by a letter from the Principal's office.

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Funny story: China to send protest over FDA approval of drug for obese dogs

China to send protest over FDA approval of drug for obese dogs

In what will fast become a major international incident, China's foreign Minister lashed out at the United States for approving the drug for obese dogs.

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Funny story: Wife's Fat Makes Pants Look Skinny

Wife's Fat Makes Pants Look Skinny

Omaha - One hour before attending a party, Sarah Gibson, 34, asked her husband Mark, 33, a scientist of Astronomy, if he thought the pants she was wearing made her look fat. "Now be honest," she said. "I really need to know if these pants make me loo...

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Funny story: The King of Rock n' Roll dies from a urinary tract infection aged 71.

The King of Rock n' Roll dies from a urinary tract infection aged 71.

Elvis Aron Presley, known to his multitude of fans as simply Elvis, died last night peacefully in his sleep at his home in Memphis, Tennessee.

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Funny story: Obesity epidemic threatens BBC Radio 2

Obesity epidemic threatens BBC Radio 2

There are now more overweight people working at the BBC than those who have to go hungry, a conference of domestic broadcasters in Luton has revealed.

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Funny story: Segway Injuries Linked to Childhood Obesity, Smoking, Clinton…

Segway Injuries Linked to Childhood Obesity, Smoking, Clinton…

Bedford, NH -- A highly placed manager in the company has told this reporter that - after the most recent recall has died down - Segway has a new plan for handling any software problems associated with the popular (and first-born priced) transporter...

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Funny story: "Shark Attack" Obesity Treatment Works Wonders

"Shark Attack" Obesity Treatment Works Wonders

A recent study indicates that millions of obese Americans could achieve significant weight loss if they could only overcome their fear of sharks. Scientists report that subjects on the "Shark Attack Diet" lost up to 40 pounds in a single treatment.

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