"Hey, it won't suck itself, honey" T-shirt vendor Buck Q. Dumbass, who noticed irate ticket-holders with smoke coming out of their ears hurriedly exiting a theater showing lame Hollywood release 'The Losers', alerted police to what turned out to be a...
Strange news from New York City - Harlem dude Chester Scott-Heron, who lives on 125th Street by the el-tracks close to Lexington Avenue invited British hardcore rappers N-Dubz from Camden Town over for a visit, but they declined. A clearly baffled...
The fact that several passers-by allowed a man who had went to the aid of a women in trouble and been stabbed, to lie dead on the street last week has left many to begin taking action. This was revealed by a report seen on NBC where a New York Cit...
N.Y N.Y : After a heated playoff serious the Rangers and the Flyers got into a wild bench clearing brawl tonight at the Garden. The fight escalated in to the streets where police got involved using water cannons and rubber bullets to subdue the r...
United Underlovers announced today that they have funded the expansion of specialty retailer Underwear City who is opening a large underwear boutique in Times Square where the need is the greatest. Underwear City is a purveyor of underwear for...
Irishman Cillian Murphy known to his friends as Silly was invited to go to visit his relatives in New York. Silly started by phoning the enquiries desk at Dublin Airport asking the girl "How long does it take to fly from Dublin to New York". The g...
Following a two year sabbatical, former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer plans to resume office as the renewed and legally elected Governor of New York. Judging from Governor Sanford's successful grip on the South Carolina governor's mansion, (even...
It seemed like a pretty ordinary kind of day for New York patrolman Ernie Frieze as he walked his 34th Street beat, but then as he approached the Empire State Building he was shocked to find himself confronted by a stray gorilla, which turned out to...
(Albany-NY) Embattled New York Governor David Paterson is expected to announce that he won't seek reelection, but will remain as governor for the rest of the year. This is due to a "New York Times" story reporting that the governor may have inter...
Scientists now predict that a killer hemorrhoid will strike the United States and spread around the globe in less than a year. "The hemorrhoid plague will first hit the street people in New York City it has now been determined", stated one Profess...
New York - Former Vice President Al Gore got an erection during an event to raise awareness about global warming, sources said. While delivering his 40,000th interminable lecture on global warming, Gore noticed a hottie in the crowd and began to d...
The FBI have announced that they have apprehended a man they are referring to as "The Penis Bomber" at the Kennedy Airport in New York City. Initial reports say that the man had himself Bobbitized and used an artificial penis large enough to blow...
Planning a joint venture with New York's Lincoln Center, London's Royal Shakespeare Company has announced a three month series of performances, where the famous bard's words will be delivered via text messages instead of voice. The actors will s...
For some people, the UK and the USA share a common language, but for other observers there are two distinctly seperate languages - 'English' and 'American English' The rift between the two camps was never more apparent than yesterday in New York C...
"Pants Day" in freezing New York needed a lot of very brave and loony participants today as New Yorkers dropped their pants or left them at home to "bare" the ice-cold temperatures. The subways full of commuters without their pants on was certainl...
New York City, NY - A group of economists at the New York Institute of Economics published a report forecasting a large increase in the salaries and rates paid to economists. Samuel Himes, one of the economists involved in preparing the report, said:...
It wasn't a total victory for "Vicky", "Brandy", "Star" and the other prostitutes in court yesterday (Friday) but they probably won the big battle. New York City's Mayor Bloomberg had declared war on the skimpy clothed ladies of the street especia...
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