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Funny story: The U.S. Congress May Be Filing A Lawsuit Against The Washington Redskins

The U.S. Congress May Be Filing A Lawsuit Against The Washington Redskins

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Congress has issued a statement that they are fed up with the tens of thousands of complaints they are receiving regarding the name of the NFL's Washington Redskins. Congressman Tom Udall of New Mexico stated t...

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Funny story: The Kansas City Chiefs Are On The Warpath As They Up Their Record To 3-0

The Kansas City Chiefs Are On The Warpath As They Up Their Record To 3-0

KANSAS CITY - The Kansas City Chiefs are 3-0 after defeating the Philadelphia Eagles 26-16 in Philadelphia. They have already surpassed the total number of games that they won during the entire 2012 season. The fans of the Chiefs are whooping i...

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Funny story: Detroit Lions Player Ndamukong Suh Tells The NFL That He Wants To Start Playing Nice

Detroit Lions Player Ndamukong Suh Tells The NFL That He Wants To Start Playing Nice

DETROIT - After getting hit with a $100,000 fine, Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh says that he is going to have to tone down his violent nature on the playing field. Suh considered by many to be the NFL dirtiest player, has a reputati...

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Funny story: The Cleveland Browns Are Planning On Moving To Omaha

The Cleveland Browns Are Planning On Moving To Omaha

CLEVELAND - The Cleveland Browns have started off the football season with an 0-2 record and already many Browns fans are starting to boo the hometown team. One long time fan, Wolfgang Wallmoney, 61, said that he now knows exactly how General Geor...

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Funny story: Shore-Based Avians Offended at NFL's Use of "Seahawks"

Shore-Based Avians Offended at NFL's Use of "Seahawks"

Although not evident to the primarily human audience of the National Football League, beach-dwelling birds across the country are incensed at being referred to as "Seahawks." A survey of 1,034 birds, game, and fowl revealed that 64% are "very of...

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Funny story: Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Puts Those Trade Rumors To Bed As The Pack Beats The Washington Redskins 38-20

Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Puts Those Trade Rumors To Bed As The Pack Beats The Washington Redskins 38-20

GREEN BAY - The Green Bay Packers had no problem beating the Washington Redskins who are now winless in their first two games. Rodgers had a phenomenal day as he passed for 480 yards and threw 4 touchdown passes as the Packers beat the Redskins 38...

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Funny story: Ndamukong Suh, The Dirtiest Player In The NFL Fined $100,000

Ndamukong Suh, The Dirtiest Player In The NFL Fined $100,000

DETROIT - The Detroit Lions have the distinction of having the NFL's dirtiest player on their roster. Ndamukong Suh must have a bit of Nazi blood running through his veins as evidenced by his out-of-control gridiron antics. In the past Suh has...

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Funny story: NFL Coaches Appreciate The New Gatorade Pouring Ban

NFL Coaches Appreciate The New Gatorade Pouring Ban

NEW YORK CITY - The NFL reports that their newly implemented ban which prohibits players on a winning team from pouring a bucket of Gatorade on their coach has been extremely well received. Sporting Chance Magazine reports that every coach, except...

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Funny story: Tim Tebow Has Been Offered A 3-Year Contract

Tim Tebow Has Been Offered A 3-Year Contract

LOS ANGELES - The quarterback without a team, Tim Tebow, has just been offered a 3-year-contract to play professional football. According to The Sports Bet Gazette, Tebow has been contacted by the owners of the AFL's L.A. Kiss to be the team's qua...

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Funny story: NFL to Require Criminal Background

NFL to Require Criminal Background

BALTIMORE, MD - NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell, shocked the cable news networks today with the announcement that the NFL will now require all NFL players to have a criminal background. After multiple high-profile crimes committed by NFL players (...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Defeat The New York Giants 36-31 Before 90,000 Fans

The Dallas Cowboys Defeat The New York Giants 36-31 Before 90,000 Fans

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones was in Cowboy Paradise as he saw his team defeat the New York Giants 36-31 led by quarterback Tony Romo's two touchdown passes. Jerry and his two sons sat up in his private luxury suite eating...

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Funny story: The San Francisco 49ers Have To Cut One of Their Lineman As Per The New NFL Weight Limit Rule

The San Francisco 49ers Have To Cut One of Their Lineman As Per The New NFL Weight Limit Rule

SAN FRANCISCO - The San Francisco 49ers are the first team to be affected by the NFL's new 500 pound player weight limit rule. Coach Jim Harbaugh said that he hated to cut defensive tackle Kainano Makatala just before their season's opener against...

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Funny story: Tim Tebow Says That His New Favorite Song Is Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe"

Tim Tebow Says That His New Favorite Song Is Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe"

NEW YORK CITY - Tim Tebow, the quarterback without a team appeared on The Viagra View with Regis Philbin and Larry King. He was asked if he'd heard anything from any NFL team. Tim replied that he hadn't and asked Regis and Larry if they'd heard an...

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Funny story: The NFL Is Getting Ready To Start Testing For HGH (Human Growth Hormones)

The NFL Is Getting Ready To Start Testing For HGH (Human Growth Hormones)

CHICAGO - The commissioner of the National Football League, Roger Goodell, has just announced to the news media that plans are underway to start testing NFL players for HGH, just as professional baseball has been testing for PED's (Performance Enhanc...

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Funny story: Big Baby American Footballl Players Sue Sugar Daddy NFL For Brain Damage- WOOSIES!!!!!!!!

Big Baby American Footballl Players Sue Sugar Daddy NFL For Brain Damage- WOOSIES!!!!!!!!

Former professional football players have just announced that they are seeking millions of dollars in damages due to injuries that have resulted from head concussions that have occurred from playing the game. The NFL stands to pay out 765 MILLION (!) for medical costs to ALL players claiming to still suffer from chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE). The lawyers say that this staggering sum is ju...

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Funny story: Tim Tebow, Who Is Now A Free Agent, Could Be Getting A Call From The Green Bay Packers

Tim Tebow, Who Is Now A Free Agent, Could Be Getting A Call From The Green Bay Packers

GREEN BAY - The Green Bay Packers have just done something that no other NFL team in recent memory has ever done. They have just cut four quarterbacks, B.J. Coleman, Vince Young, Derek Mango, and Hunter Dillstromdinger and are now left with only o...

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Funny story: President Obama Picks The Two Teams He Says Will Meet In Super Bowl XLVIII

President Obama Picks The Two Teams He Says Will Meet In Super Bowl XLVIII

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama says he likes nothing better than going out on a limb as he gave his predictions as to which two NFL teams he thinks will be participating in next year's Super Bowl XLVIII. The president spoke with Zorro La Bamba...

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