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Funny story: The New Cast of 'Dancing With The Stars' Includes Los Angeles Lakers "Bad Boy" Ron Artest

The New Cast of 'Dancing With The Stars' Includes Los Angeles Lakers "Bad Boy" Ron Artest

HOLLYWOOD - ABC has just announced the new cast for season number 13 of Dancing With The Stars. Sangria Wine, a reporter for TV ClickerWorld wrote that perhaps a more realistically appropriate name would actually be Dancing With Some Little Known...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga To Guest Star On The Reality Show "Khloe & Lamar"

Lady Gaga To Guest Star On The Reality Show "Khloe & Lamar"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Khloe Kardashian was recently asked who she would like to have guest star on her and her husband's show Khloe & Lamar. She thought about it for a while and replied that she'd love to have Michelle Obama as a guest star. Well...

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Funny story: Yao Ming Retires from the NBA, Launches a Big & Freakishly Tall Clothing Store

Yao Ming Retires from the NBA, Launches a Big & Freakishly Tall Clothing Store

Yao Ming, the seven foot, six inch center for the Houston Rockets, announced his retirement from the NBA in Shanghai China yesterday, in addition to hawking the grand opening of his new big & tall clothing stores across the US and Europe. Whil...

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Funny story: LeBron James Leaves Heat to Play for Local Little League Team

LeBron James Leaves Heat to Play for Local Little League Team

The NBA has just received news that LeBron James, from the Miami Heat, has already left the NBA and is now playing for a local basketball league that was formally reserved for 12 year olds. The event actually occurred on July 1st at the onset of t...

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Funny story: NFL and NBA Owners Moving Teams to China!

NFL and NBA Owners Moving Teams to China!

The owners of the franchises in the NBA and NFL announced today they are moving their teams to China. The outcry was immediate as the sports world and Americans in general reacted in shock and dismay. "We have no other choice," stated a spokesman...

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Funny story: The NBA Lockout Causes L.A. Lakers Kobe Bryant and Pau Gasol To Take Chinese Lessons At UCLA So They Can Go Play In China

The NBA Lockout Causes L.A. Lakers Kobe Bryant and Pau Gasol To Take Chinese Lessons At UCLA So They Can Go Play In China

LOS ANGELES - NBA Commissioner David Stern has issued an NBA Lockout. The Collective Bargaining Agreement was tossed into the trash can along with yesterday's newspaper, KFC fast food bags, and the dozens of Starbucks cappuccinos, frappuccinos, and l...

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Funny story: Anger at LeBron James to blame for NBA lockout

Anger at LeBron James to blame for NBA lockout

New York City - A confidential source close to National Basketball Association Commissioner David Stern reports that anger at LeBron "King" James was the  deciding factor in the decision to lock-out the players, endangering the upcoming season.  A...

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Funny story: Super Star Nene Tells The Denver Nuggets He May Be Returning To Brazil For Good

Super Star Nene Tells The Denver Nuggets He May Be Returning To Brazil For Good

DENVER - Six foot eleven inch Denver Nuggets center Nene told a close friend of his that he is tired of playing games (no pun intended). Sport Territory's Atwood "Overtime" McSparrow stated that the Brazilian star says that he has made it very cle...

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Funny story: The Minnesota Timberwolves 21-Year-Old Draft Pick Tanguy Ngombo Is Actually 37!

The Minnesota Timberwolves 21-Year-Old Draft Pick Tanguy Ngombo Is Actually 37!

MINNEAPOLIS - Needless to say the executives with the Minnesota Timbervolves are not very happy campers at the moment. They have been duped and duped good as Heidi "The Plastic Woman" Montag is always saying. It seems that when the Timberwolves...

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Funny story: Hugh Hefner Buys The Los Angeles Clippers And Renames Them The Los Angeles Playboys

Hugh Hefner Buys The Los Angeles Clippers And Renames Them The Los Angeles Playboys

LOS ANGELES - Hugh Hefner said that it was not a good week for him, what with getting dumped by his fiancee and all, so he went out and did something to lift up his spirits. He decided to purchase the NBA Los Angeles Clippers. He called up team ow...

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Funny story: Ron Artest of The Los Angeles Lakers To Change His Name To Metta World Peace

Ron Artest of The Los Angeles Lakers To Change His Name To Metta World Peace

LOS ANGELES - Ron Artest of the Los Angeles Lakers recently spoke with fellow teammate Kobe Bryant and told him that he is planning on undergoing a name change. Bryant reportedly looked at him and told him if he changes his name to Ron Weiner he p...

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Funny story: Trade Rumors Have Kobe Bryant Heading To The Dallas Mavericks

Trade Rumors Have Kobe Bryant Heading To The Dallas Mavericks

LOS ANGELES - Rumblings in LaLaLand, aka The Land of The Lakers are reverberating that the Lakers super star Kobe Bryant may be on his way out of El Lay and heading to Big D (Dallas). Bryant reportedly told Tango Brisket of Sports Territory that a...

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Funny story: A Group of Wealthy Ohio Businessmen Want To Purchase The Miami Heat and Move The Team To Tegucigalpa, Honduras

A Group of Wealthy Ohio Businessmen Want To Purchase The Miami Heat and Move The Team To Tegucigalpa, Honduras

CLEVELAND - Businessman Leander W. Gollyheimer, who heads a group of investment brokers in Ohio says that his attorneys are negotiating to buy the Miami Heat of the NBA. The Heat lost to the Dallas Mavericks in the NBA Finals four games to two.

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Funny story: The State of Ohio Has Purchased Brand New Trucks For Each Dallas Mavericks Player

The State of Ohio Has Purchased Brand New Trucks For Each Dallas Mavericks Player

COLUMBUS, Ohio - Governor John "Happy Guy" Kasich is so thrilled at the fact that the Dallas Mavericks defeated the Miami Heat to capture the NBA Finals Championship Trophy that he has given each of the Dallas Mavericks players a brand new 2011 Toyot...

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Funny story: LeBron James and Dwyane Wade Finally Apologize To Dirk Nowitzki For Making Fun of Him When He Had A 102 Fever

LeBron James and Dwyane Wade Finally Apologize To Dirk Nowitzki For Making Fun of Him When He Had A 102 Fever

MIAMI - Well it took them long enough but the losers of the NBA finals LeBron "Prince" James and Dwyane "The Court Jester" Wade have finally apologized to the 2010-2011 NBA Champion MVP Dirk "Mr. Class Act" Nowitzki. LeBron, who has since been tra...

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Funny story: The Miami Heat Shock The Sports World As They Trade LeBron James To The Cleveland Cavaliers

The Miami Heat Shock The Sports World As They Trade LeBron James To The Cleveland Cavaliers

MIAMI - In a move that has shocked not only the basketball world but the entire sports world, the political world, and even the world of hip hop music, the Miami Heat have just announced that they have traded LeBron James to The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Funny story: The Dallas Mavericks Defeat The Miami Heat 105-95 To Become The World Champions - LeBron James Sure Talked The Talk, But Couldn't Walk The Walk

The Dallas Mavericks Defeat The Miami Heat 105-95 To Become The World Champions - LeBron James Sure Talked The Talk, But Couldn't Walk The Walk

MIAMI - The loud thunderous sound that was heard after the Dirk Nowitzki-led Dallas Mavericks defeated the Miami Heat 105-95 to win the NBA World Championship did not come from Miami or even from Dallas...that loud boom came from the town that sits o...

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