Johnny Pluto, head of big rockets at NASA today unceremoniously sacked Toyota. Riding on the crest of a wave some 6 years ago they were tasked with designing a ship to take man to Mars, but the dream is now over. Mr Pluto said "They simply can't...
Jupitor, Florida - Ahead of a conference with President Obama, NASA officials launched a pre-emptive strike designed to show their seriousness in efforts to reduce costs to the space program. The new shuttle program will recycle old aircraft from...
Martians are appalled by the news that astronauts will, at some point in the future, be heading for their homeland. With an intergalactic wiretapping audio-visual device, a Spoof reporter was able to observe, and listen to, a conversation between tw...
During a recent labor dispute NASA Mission Control technicians went on strike while Shuttle "Cloudflop" was still in orbit. The space agency outsourced its HELP DESK to a company in India. During re-entry a serious problem developed. Here is a transcript of the request for help. User CLOUDFLOP has entered room CLOUDFLOP (Mon Feb 08 2010 12:40:18 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time) W...
In the wake of the news of budget cuts to NASA from the current administration in the USA, NASA has announced that it can no longer afford to go to the moon, the large white ball sitting a quarter of a million miles away. Instead, they'd prefer to...
NASA's Kepler space telescope has apparently discovered a planet that is like Earth only much nicer, according to NASA scientists. "The planet the telescope discovered is in the constellation Hydra", said Kepler program manager James Franson. "It...
Greenbelt MD: President Obama came to the headquarters of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) to explain his decision to put a new manned space flight program to the moon on hold. The president, via a C-SPAN TV hookup to all N...
Cornstalk, Nebraska - Cornered yesterday afternoon in the Fashion section of the Mystic County Book Store, Sarah Palin flew into a frenzy when a science writer for the Mystic Weekly Magazine asked for her opinion regarding a NASA report of an looming...
As if on cue, and akin to the performance seen on camera when the last "Ice Probe" drove itself into the lunar surface without so much as a puff of dust, NASA scientists were again throwing their pocket protectors in the air in celebration of the Ke...
Houston, TX - NASA scientists using the Hubble Telescope to probe the outer reaches of space have snapped an image bearing a strong resemblance to a pair of well-endowed female breasts. Says scientist Marcus Ribbs, "It just goes to show that the...
Why did the space shuttle Atlantis get the contract to deliver goods to the International Space Station? That's what officials at the U.S. Postal Service want to know. "We could have done the job equally as well and perhaps for a better price," one...
NASA HQ, Groom Lake - (Wallachia): Announcing the honor Search for Extraterrestiral Intelligence (SETI) chief Carl Sagan said today the V445 supoernova 'had been sucking in gas from a neighbouring star'. "Accordingly, we name the V445 vampire The...
NASA's announcement that there's water on the moon has created a flurry of activity in the business world: --Producers of Evian bottled spring water have announced that they will be moving all its operations to the moon. Interviewed in Switzerl...
Along with NASA's unprecedented announcement today that water has been discovered on the moon, came a joint press release from the Department of Homeland Security: The moon has been proliferating nuclear weapons, as well as harboring terrorists, and...
NASA HQ, Roswell - (Dark Side of the Moonies): Sky News cosmology pundit Nasser Hussain has said that September's LCROSS lunar scramjet smash has yielded massses of diamonds, precious metals and LNG deposits. The former Essex and England cricket c...
NASA is making its technology available to catch the slimming diet cheaters. Eight out of ten dieting couples are cheating on their partners by eating secretly and ruining the morale at home because they get fatter however strict would appear thei...
When the inhabitants of the Monkey House at the Bronx Zoo in New York City learned that NASA planned to radiate monkeys, they decided, "That's it. Enough's enough." "It's an outrage," one monkey commented. "Just because they want to know the e...
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