Artemis Thunderberg, the reclusive poet, artist, writer and raconteur, who lives in a caravan somewhere near Glastonbury has announced that he hasn't completely ruled out the possibility that he may tour the UK again with his fabulously eccentric one...
No sooner had the the FA Cup Draw paired mighty Goliaths Manchester United with plucky non-league would-be Davids Crawley Town than Crawley manager Steve Evans' phone was going ballistic, writes The Daily Shitstirrer's Football Bullshit Cashcow Corre...
Wall Street was in a panic early this morning when news leaked out from the People's Republic of China that the people there were dumping the United States dollar by the millions! "We have too many dollars", stated one Hung Long. "Five trillion an...
Economy experts are predicting that our £1 will cost at least £5 or more to buy in the next few years. Inflation, taxation and something called costation will over the next few years push up the price of the £1 to well over the £5 mark. A professo...
With headlines ablaze over the fantastical transfer figures being bandied about this week, Sports Frustrated decided to seek out the U.K's lowest priced footballer. Fernando Torres, once trusted and revered Liverpool team member, now just a big tu...
Outrage in the UK last night as the Department of Lack of Energy and Initiative (DLEI - one to remember) announced that common sense would be subjected to a CSI (sorry - not anything exciting like Crime Scene Investigation, just the rather more bland...
RICHMOND, Calif. Attorneys for a teen girl who got attacked outside a Northern California high school say there is plenty of opportunities for other teen girls to get rich by visiting a law firm with a similar case. School officials say the teen...
Once looked upon as one of the most dedicated and fanatical groups in the world, football fans are alleged to be losing interest in the beautiful game at an alarming rate. And it's happening everywhere. Declining crowds are the norm in almost e...
Most motorists are aware that shutting off the engine when stationary for prolonged periods, in traffic jams or similar situations helps cut fuel consumption as does driving at a constant fifty six mph on motorways or main roads. However, those are not the only ways. Why not try coasting whenever the opportunity arises and you may improve fuel consumption between three and five mpg. Give it a g...
International Bookmakers have just opened a book on the outcome of the impending trial for plagiarism of J.K.Rowling in London's High Court scheduled for later this year. Bookie Juan Borneveryday said: "Our view is that it will be a tough contest. Our final analysis is that the opposition will have too much to do and Rowling should win going away. We make Rowling odds on at 4/6 and Willy's...
On the eve of her 32nd birthday, Katie Holmes is said to be 'shocked and shaken' after she and husband Tom Cruise, 48, were served with separation papers served by their 4 year old daughter's solicitor! Suri, age 4, is said to be determined to sta...
Universities are set to introduce annual fees of at least six thousand pound per student under the guise that the money is necessary for funding a better quality high education. But this is simply not true. Universities do not operate in the sa...
Undisclosed location, Earth - The quarterly joint meeting between the Illuminati and The Bilderberg Group turned out to interesting (this time) to the masses of "lower-class citizens". It seems the Illuminati and Bilderbergs have gone completely o...
After spending $120M to print brand new 'counterfeit proof' new $100 notes at twice the old price, the Treasury was forced to admit today they were scrapping all 1.1 Billion of them due to a printing error! The error was not caught during the tre...
10. No need for a middle class if really rich can keep more money. 9. Bush really knew his economic stuff, and it is nice way to remember his policies. 8. Rich worried about not having enough money to buy Christmas presents for mistresses. 7. Dick Cheney says it is a good idea, as holding his shotgun in one hand and a beer in the other hand. 6. Obama needs to break some more campaig...
In the age of politics and raging partisan testosterone, two million unemployed people who lost their jobs as a result of the economy are about to lose unemployment benefits just in time for the holidays. Which is fine really, provided the top 2% of...
NEW YORK CITY & LONDON - Bankers today announced that 'money', usually worked out in 'banknotes' or 'coins', doesn't actually exist. Money, a device used to measure the value of an item, has existed as paper or coinage since the bronze age. Ho...
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