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Funny story: Seb Coe's 1980's Disco

Seb Coe's 1980's Disco

Seb Coe, the Olympic medal winning athlete has launched a brand new business venture, Seb Coe's 1980's Disco. In a venture aimed at increasing funding for the Olympics in 2012, and Tony Blair's attempts at being Britain's Tiddly Wink's champion, t...

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Funny story: 2012 Olympics Begin Early, China Already Ahead By 10 Gold Medals

2012 Olympics Begin Early, China Already Ahead By 10 Gold Medals

The 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics are a sweet memory for some countries such as the U.S. and China, or an embarrassment for the likes of Togo and Moldova, who were expecting to get more than one medal and 10 ass-kickings each. Worry not, Togo, b...

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Funny story: 2012 Opening Games Ceremony to be held in Tessa Jowell's Back Garden

2012 Opening Games Ceremony to be held in Tessa Jowell's Back Garden

London - Olympics Minister Tessa Jowell today announced that the opening ceremony for the 2012 Games will 'not be in the stadium', but will, instead be held in her back garden in Cromwell Terrace, SE18. "We don't want to be copycats and do it like...

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Funny story: Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret

An unlikely double-act huddled in the corner of the post-olympic tea party reception held at the British Embassy in Beijing found Boris and Becks hatching a plan to ensure that the Brits finish on the podium of the 2012 table tennis event. David d...

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Funny story: 2012 Olympic foreign athletics are learning to speak Urdu, not English

2012 Olympic foreign athletics are learning to speak Urdu, not English

Many foreign athletics are now preparing for the 2012 Olympics to be held in London by learning Urdu, and surprisingly not English. Urdu language classes are becoming increasingly popular and are springing up from China to Paraguay as foreign ath...

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Funny story: Boris' "British Spirit" to the fore as 2012 looms

Boris' "British Spirit" to the fore as 2012 looms

As Great Britain rejoices at securing its largest gold medal haul in a century, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson - surrealist, Matt Lucas impersonator and part-time Mayor of London - has asked that the public call on "a bit of twaditional Bwitish s...

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Funny story: Fart to Gold in London 2012

Fart to Gold in London 2012

Olympic Chiefs have decided to include Farting into the London 2012 Olympic Games. The Olympic Panel Committee agreed unanimously that if they were going to have silly events like Gymnastic Ribbon Twirling & Synchronized Swimming in the Olympi...

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Funny story: Red Ken Grabs Olympic Flag from Boris Notgoodenough!

Red Ken Grabs Olympic Flag from Boris Notgoodenough!

In a startling event at the Bird's nest in beijing during the closing ceremonies, former London Mayor Ken Livingstone ran onto the podium and spirited the Olympic flag away from the meaty paws of recently elected Boris Johnson! Livingstone did in...

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Funny story: Lilly Allen and Amy Winehouse to represent the UK at the 2012 London Olympics

Lilly Allen and Amy Winehouse to represent the UK at the 2012 London Olympics

Reports are surfacing that the United Kingdom will recruit singers Lilly Allen and Amy Winehouse to represent the country at the 2012 London Olympics. Ian Beaton, chairman of the UK Olympic Boxing Committee, has told reporters at the Beijing Olymp...

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Funny story: Lord Coe makes London Olympics official

Lord Coe makes London Olympics official

At the closing ceremony of the 2008 Olympics, which were not only held in China, but were actually held this year AND at the end of the Olympics, Lord Coe, the former not-Lord Coe, flew the flag for Britain and London at the Olympic Flame ceremony.

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Funny story: London 2012 Will Be Quintessentially English, Says Mayor Boris Johnson

London 2012 Will Be Quintessentially English, Says Mayor Boris Johnson

The 2012 London Olympics will be typically English, and every bit as good as the Beijing Games. So says London Mayor Boris Johnson, who also promised that the Games would not run over the £100billion budget. Mayor Johnson said that London 2012 was...

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Funny story: Seb Coe Announces Mr Blobby as 2012 Opening Act

Seb Coe Announces Mr Blobby as 2012 Opening Act

As the Olympics is passed on to London for 2012 we know we don't have as much money to spend as China as the opening act is announced. For just the fee of 10 custard pies Mr. Blobby will be acting/singing at the opening ceremony. He will performi...

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Funny story: Musharraf to live in London and coach 2012 Olympics UK shooting team

Musharraf to live in London and coach 2012 Olympics UK shooting team

ANYWHERE-ISTAN: Recently-resigned, unwelcome in his own country and shunned by his once-loyal King's Party, ex-Pakistani "President-for-life" Pervez Musharraf has made the UK "an offer it can't refuse". "In exchange for political asylum General M...

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Funny story: Fake Alien Invasion Planned For 2012

Fake Alien Invasion Planned For 2012

The secretive occult following bankers, that are the real runners of the planet, are planning a fake alien invasion for the 2012 London Olympic Games. They will try to con everyone in the world that the invaders must be worshiped like gods, while...

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Funny story: Synchronized Grade Inflation and Economic Stagflation Hit the UK in Olympic Year!

Synchronized Grade Inflation and Economic Stagflation Hit the UK in Olympic Year!

The number of students coming out of British schools with perfect grades after a hardly notable academic career of collages and parent produced science projects is about to overwhelm the university system with below average straight A's freshmen. At...

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Funny story: London 2012 Olympics 'will use CGI' - Seb Coe

London 2012 Olympics 'will use CGI' - Seb Coe

Sebastian Coe, chairman of the London Organising Committee for the Olympic Games, has said that his team has learned lessons from the controversy surrounding the use of Computer Generated Imagery (CGI) during the Beijing Olympics and promises to be o...

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Funny story: No Olympic Games for White British Athletes

No Olympic Games for White British Athletes

The British government's cull of white British males intensified this week, when the Minister for Women and Equality announced that only women and ethnic groups would be allowed to represent Great Britain in the London Olympics.

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