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Funny story: Mother Nature Gives Big Ben a Snowjob

Mother Nature Gives Big Ben a Snowjob

Londoners have never seen such snow! Meters and meters of the cold white stuff have piled up around the cemeteries, monuments and even have obscured the famous face of the great clock known as Big Ben. Tory politicians are taking the occasion t...

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Funny story: New London Airport - A Twist to Da Vinci Code

New London Airport - A Twist to Da Vinci Code

Gordon 'Dan' Brown made an announcement today in PMQ that Biggin Hill was to become the New London Airport. Due to the popularity of the book and film it will be renamed "Da Vinci Airport" and is expected to become one of the busiest terminals in...

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Funny story: London Buses: A One Way Ticket to Hell

London Buses: A One Way Ticket to Hell

Londoners have been griping about conditions on the double deckers for years now but conditions have gravely worsened since the city has accepted ads from the Atheist Association. A British unbeliever took offense at a Christian advertisement on a Lo...

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Funny story: Don't Know's Stage Mass Rally In Central London

Don't Know's Stage Mass Rally In Central London

Tens of thousands of 'don't knows', 'undecideds,' and 'not sures' converged on Central London Today for a massed rally of people who have difficulty in making their minds up about stuff. A Metropolitan Police spokesman stated that he could neither...

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Funny story: BBC Reveals Londoners have Turkey Fat for Brains

BBC Reveals Londoners have Turkey Fat for Brains

London - BBC officials are quickly backpedaling on reports warning that Londoners have turkey fat for brains. BBC spokeman Simon Heath says "We hold the opinions of our viewership in the highest regard, notwithstanding the unevenness of some of o...

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Funny story: Another London teen muder - not gang related...honest!

Another London teen muder - not gang related...honest!

An innocent teenager was stabbed to death today in London who had absolutely no connection to anything whatsoever - especially not all those gangs he used to hang around with. Amacoontoo Mugsgranies from Crapsville, London was walking along the ro...

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Funny story: Crack Recycling Programme for London

Crack Recycling Programme for London

The Government have announced new measures to raise extra funding for the Metropolitan Police. The move has been endorsed by the Mayoral appointed New Chief Constable Lord Jeffery Archer. During the past year Crack Cocaine with a street value of a...

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Funny story: American Embassy to be Relocated

American Embassy to be Relocated

LONDON UK - After 200 years of being sited in central London the American Embassy is to move South of the river (Thames) to the old Battersea Power Station Site that has stood disused for over 40 years. This famous landmark with it's four famous...

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Funny story: Cameron has London on high smug alert

Cameron has London on high smug alert

Residents of London woke this morning in partial darkness, as huge cloud of smug hung over the city. After initial confusion and some reports of panic, the source of the smug was finally discovered to have been a by-product of Conservative Party lead...

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Funny story: London's Meltdown

London's Meltdown

As Scientists across the Globe predicted for decades, now the un-thinkable has happened. As Global Warming takes its toll, the Ice Caps have completly melted and an enormous flood has started, firstly covering Greenland and the Arctic, and now has...

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Funny story: London Taxi Fires Explained

London Taxi Fires Explained

Top UK scientist Professor Hugh Jarse was today able to reveal the mysterious cause of recent black cab fires in London. "After extensive research and interviews with drivers I can now reveal the cause of the hitherto unexplained events." said Pro...

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Funny story: London Black Cabs Fires Are Start Of 'The Rise Of The Machines'

London Black Cabs Fires Are Start Of 'The Rise Of The Machines'

London's famous Black Cabs are deliberately setting themselves on fire and taking copycat action in, what the capital's top policeman Sir Ian Blair is calling, Taximeter 3: The Rise Of The Machines. Commissioner Blair, that one who is in racism t...

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Funny story: London Taxi's in safety scare.

London Taxi's in safety scare.

Hundreds of black cabs in London are to undergo safety checks over fears they may burst into flames. About 500 vehicles have been recalled after seven engine fires were reported in London in the past three months. Taxi drivers believe that a...

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Funny story: Big Ben charged with Benism

Big Ben charged with Benism

The famous clock tower in Westminster, often mistakenly known as Big Ben, which is actually the name of the Bell, has been charged with Benism, it emerged today, as the government feel it could offend Bens. "We are making sure this case is dealt w...

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Funny story: Public drinking ban extended in London

Public drinking ban extended in London

Hot on the heels of the drinking ban imposed on tubes and buses in London by the Mayor of London, the City of London council have taken it one step further by enforcing a drinking ban in all the city's pubs. From next month, it will be illegal to...

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Ale Debuts in London

Amy Winehouse Ale Debuts in London

London UK, July 26 2008: Amy Winehouse Ale went on sale today, at some of the finest pubs and drinking establishments in London.

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Funny story: London Knife Fighters Unit to Be Deployed !

London Knife Fighters Unit to Be Deployed !

British war accomplishments since the defeat of the Hun over fifty years ago have been hard to come by. If you don't count their overwhelming defeat of the Falkland Island penguins, you don't have much to talk about.

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