Fire investigators will be going into a listed building in central London later today, to try to find out what caused a fire in the early hours of this morning. Fire crews were called at around 2am to a blaze in a 15 bedroom 17th century house, cu...
London UK: Alfred Doolittle retired today from his long time facility maintenance and janitorial job at Sliedley Insurance Underwriters of London. "Alfie" as he is known had been with this insurance giant for 25 years. At his retirement party Alf...
In London today a convention for paedophiles sold out hundreds of thousands of tickets in a few hours. Convention promoter Sir Sicko Nixon said: 'All the kiddie lovers arrived and snapped up the tickets in droves, we even had to arrange another co...
ZHANGYIGANG VILLAGE, CHINA - Citizens of this small costal Chinese village are furious over what they say are the voyeuristic habits of American service personal on United States naval ships sailing just off their shore. There have even been claims t...
The City of London has this morning been hit by a massive power cut, blacking out most of the Square Mile's financial institutions and leaving bankers and traders unable to work. The power cut is believed to have been caused by every single one of...
A report commissioned by the Government into the use of security and other CCTV cameras in the capital has discovered that there are now more cameras in London than there are people. With the average camera costing £2000 to deploy this means that...
There have been increasing complaints by Londoners and tourists alike about the quality of people being employed as Police constables. Many negative comments have been made about how some of these people graduate from basic training to being in p...
A planned London Facebook FlashMob has failed. FlashMobs are where thousands of people spontaneously gather at a specific venue at a particular time after getting the details from their friends on a social networking site. The details are passe...
There was chaos at London's Victoria railway station this afternoon after commuters broke into spontaneous song and dance. The trouble began when the 15.45 all stations to Brighton was announced over the tannoy and a small group of travellers, se...
The city of London, hit by attacks from the air by the Luftwaffe in the 1940s, was hit again by an even more dangerous aerial enemy today - snowflakes. 'It was bleedin' awful', London red bus driver Mr Alfred Garnett said, 'we lived through the Je...
LONDON, England - Londoners are experiencing the heaviest snowstorm in 18 years. The record snowfall has caused Heathrow Airport to be shut down. Even Amy Winehouse's bee-hive hairdo is completely covered with the white stuff (snow). One of her ne...
There were amazing scenes in the centre of London today when Scott of the Antarctic made an unexpected appearance. The world famous explorer who died in 1912 went immediately to offer assistance to beleaguered mayor Boris Johnson. Captain Robert...
Blizzards sweeping in from the north have disabled London - with the worst snow for 18 years. Airports and major roads are shut, and the railways are severely affected. London buses have been withdrawn. There is only a skeleton service on London...
Londoners have never seen such snow! Meters and meters of the cold white stuff have piled up around the cemeteries, monuments and even have obscured the famous face of the great clock known as Big Ben. Tory politicians are taking the occasion t...
Gordon 'Dan' Brown made an announcement today in PMQ that Biggin Hill was to become the New London Airport. Due to the popularity of the book and film it will be renamed "Da Vinci Airport" and is expected to become one of the busiest terminals in...
Londoners have been griping about conditions on the double deckers for years now but conditions have gravely worsened since the city has accepted ads from the Atheist Association. A British unbeliever took offense at a Christian advertisement on a Lo...
Tens of thousands of 'don't knows', 'undecideds,' and 'not sures' converged on Central London Today for a massed rally of people who have difficulty in making their minds up about stuff. A Metropolitan Police spokesman stated that he could neither...
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