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Funny story: Man Finds Band of Gypsies Living in His Fallout Shelter

Man Finds Band of Gypsies Living in His Fallout Shelter

Martin Shuttlecock sort of knew something was amiss when a few weeks ago, he found his gazebo lying on its side in his back yard. The gazebo had been standing for years without incident, but suddenly was atip and askew and there were no winds really...

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Funny story: Local man in war of attrition over toilet roll with flatmate.

Local man in war of attrition over toilet roll with flatmate.

A local man has been left reeling and shell shocked following an all out attempt by his flat mate to not change the toilet roll in the shared bathroom of their house this evening. The trouble all began earlier today when the unnamed house sharer,...

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Funny story: Ordinary bloke ridiculed for growing his nails

Ordinary bloke ridiculed for growing his nails

For thirty-five years, Tony Hawton of Bridlington had been a nail biter. However, his wife of ten years had finally had enough and told him to stop. "I was quite shocked," said Hawton. "She said she was just fed up to the back teeth with my auto-c...

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Funny story: Local mans finger goes through toilet paper.

Local mans finger goes through toilet paper.

A local man is said to be in a stable condition today after having been pulled from the jaws of almost uncertain death, but very certain need for antibacterial hand wash, following a toilet roll purchase, mix up, type confusion. The young man in q...

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Funny story: Local Man Attends School Reunion

Local Man Attends School Reunion

School Reunions, are they a good thing or a bad thing??? Local Man, Seaton Carew, went to a school reunion recently and he has agreed to recall what happened: It was a twenty-five year reunion so I sort of guessed that a lot of people would have changed in the quarter century since we were at school. It was held in the local football club clubhouse and was due to start at seven o'clock.

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Funny story: Anne Shuttlecock In Emotional Supermarket Exchange With Local Woman

Anne Shuttlecock In Emotional Supermarket Exchange With Local Woman

Local woman Anne Shuttlecock - long suffering wife of failed Spoofer Martin Shuttlecock got more than she bargained for Saturday on a trip to a local supermarket to do the weekly big shop. Explaining to Skoob News that Shuttlecock hadn't accompani...

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Funny story: Manchester Horror! Dismembered Gazebos Found Scattered Across City! Fiend Suspected!

Manchester Horror! Dismembered Gazebos Found Scattered Across City! Fiend Suspected!

Police officials today are calling the discovery of 'dozens' of dismembered Gazebos scattered throughout the city "a fiendish crime of horrific proportions that defy human understanding even for Manchester!" According to a spokesman the unknown s...

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Funny story: Man Cavorts On Bed With Girlfriend

Man Cavorts On Bed With Girlfriend

A English teacher in the Thai capital of Bangkok has told how he "enjoyed a cavort" with his girlfriend on his bed at his condominium home in the city. The man, Moys Kenwood, 47, who should have known better, related the epic tale to this reporter...

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Funny story: Local Man In Mourning Over Dead Gazebo

Local Man In Mourning Over Dead Gazebo

Local man and pork pie hat promoter extraordinaire Martin Shuttlecock, a dashingly handsome 27 year old love magnet, of Brokedown Mansions, Portsmouth was a broken man this morning. It isn't, after all, every day that a man finds a dead gazebo in...

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Funny story: Vagueness Spreads as Something Happens... and all that

Vagueness Spreads as Something Happens... and all that

SOMEWHERE, I DON'T KNOW, YOU KNOW THAT PLACE BETWEEN WALES AND THAT FRANCE BIT? - Journalists across the world have accessed an amazing scoop, however, they were unable to locate it due to the indecisiveness of GPS units. The apathy is not just ba...

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Funny story: Westmid Situation over Land Getting Worse

Westmid Situation over Land Getting Worse

BIRMINGHAM - a situations has occurred in the Digbeth sector, where two roommates are fighting over shared land. Sam has been receiving aid from local ally, Mick. "It's been a pretty bad time," he said. "I heard about this conflict about livin...

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Funny story: X-Factor - "American Anthems My Arse!" - Local Man Fumes

X-Factor - "American Anthems My Arse!" - Local Man Fumes

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, a pork pie hat wearing ignoramus for the most part was left hopping mad Saturday as he settled down with long suffering wife, Anne, and a case of yellow Belgian lemonade to watch the live X-Factor show. With a theme...

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Funny story: Local Man Confuses Indian Telemarketer

Local Man Confuses Indian Telemarketer

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, of Brokeback Mansions, Portsmouth today revealed how he had become desperate after being plagued by phone calls from telemarketers based on the Indian sub-continent. An irate Shuttlecock described how telemarketing c...

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Funny story: You Know What Every Town Needs?

You Know What Every Town Needs?

My town is a great place. When my family and I moved here from Chicago in the fall of '08 it was a huge transition for us. We're city-folk. We went from apartment renters to home owners to future PTAers. We moved here for Syd, our three and a half year old. We want her to have the best education, neighborhoods and overall everything that our little village has to offer... and boy, does this t...

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Funny story: Local Man Dumbstruck as Quran Falls From Sky!

Local Man Dumbstruck as Quran Falls From Sky!

Local man Percival Sullivan was struck dumb today whilst walking his dog when he was issued a glancing blow from a falling Quran! 'Sully', who was dazed and more than slightly confused, but otherwise not seriously injured, took the incident as a w...

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Funny story: Skyler King Dies

Skyler King Dies

Skyler James Adam Edwards King from Truro died in a fatal accident November 3rd involving him and his girlfriend. Forensic experts have deduced the accident happened around 18 hundred hours and involved his head getting stuck in his Girlfriend Amy Co...

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Funny story: Man Votes, but Wonders Why

Man Votes, but Wonders Why

Duluth, WI--Jack Rome, a factory worker, is wondering why he voted. "I feel like I should vote, but I really wish I had more options. Ron Johnson made his money by marrying into a rich family, and Scott Walker scammed Milwaukee. Yet, it seemed lik...

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