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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Complains that Rehab, Not Flaming Drug Addiction, Is Ruining Her Career

Lindsay Lohan Complains that Rehab, Not Flaming Drug Addiction, Is Ruining Her Career

Lindsay Lohan, who is such a f--k-up sh-tstorm generator that her admitted lesbianism wasn't even newsworthy, told her probation officer that continued, inpatient treatment would be a hardship financially, and damaging to her what's left of her caree...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Released From Rehab, Already Stoned.

Lindsay Lohan Released From Rehab, Already Stoned.

Lindsay Lohan, released today in preparation for tomorrow's court appearance, is already stoned off her ass, claims paparazzi waiting to photograph her and sell the images to Inside Edition for $500 a pop. Dear Lindsay Lohan: Stay clean and enjoy...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Says She's Attracted To Lindsay Lohan's Ex Samantha Ronson Because SamRon Looks Like A Skinny, Ugly-Looking Boy

Christina Aguilera Says She's Attracted To Lindsay Lohan's Ex Samantha Ronson Because SamRon Looks Like A Skinny, Ugly-Looking Boy

BOISE, Idaho - Christina was in Boise performing at a sold out concert at The Mashed Potatoes Arena. After the concert she was asked about the rumor that, since her separation from her soon-to-be-ex-husband Jordan Bratman, she has been secretly da...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Converts to Islam to Beat Alcohol and Cocaine Addictions

Lindsay Lohan Converts to Islam to Beat Alcohol and Cocaine Addictions

People think that fame and fortune are the road to eternal happiness; this is the American Dream fostered by American Idol. Yesterday Michael Douglas visited his sister Lindsay Lohan at the Betty Ford Center on family day. At a press conference after...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Are Co-Writing A Book - "Just How The Heck We Get Away With Breaking The Law And How You Can To"

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Are Co-Writing A Book - "Just How The Heck We Get Away With Breaking The Law And How You Can To"

BEVERLY HILLS - Two of the luckiest females in the United States, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, have decided to get together and write a book. The book was suggested to the pair by individuals such as Sean Hannity, Oprah Winfrey, Vice-President...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Sporting Black Eye, Crooked Nose Over Treatment Of Lindsay Lohan?

Paris Hilton Sporting Black Eye, Crooked Nose Over Treatment Of Lindsay Lohan?

Paris Hilton slipped past reporters Monday night while running with two bodyguards into a hotel after rumors flew that she had been beaten up over the recent photographs of her and Lindsay Lohan 'drugging and a hugging' photographs. A spokesman la...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan modifies SCRAM bracelet to inject drugs

Lindsay Lohan modifies SCRAM bracelet to inject drugs

According to to one of the troubled starlet's party-pals, Lindsay Lohan has had her SCRAM bracelet altered and fit with an IV device for the purpose of keeping a flow of drugs going into her system at all times. Either drunk or high--or both-- Li...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Drug Dealer Caught Filing for Government Assistance

Lindsay Lohan Drug Dealer Caught Filing for Government Assistance

The fallout from Lindsay Lohan's relapse, recapture and rehab, a new twist on the three R's, has put quite a few people out of work. None more so than her own private Idaho drug dealer, who was so busy just supplying Li-Lo and her entourage with qual...

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Funny story: Peru Issues Missing Persons Alert After 3 Female Guards Go Missing & Panties Found in Van der Sloots Private Room!

Peru Issues Missing Persons Alert After 3 Female Guards Go Missing & Panties Found in Van der Sloots Private Room!

Joran Van der Sloot continues his mystique over women as Peruvian authorities say he is linked to the mysterious disappearance of three (3) female guards at the prison where he is being held over the murder of a local woman. The case centers aroun...

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Funny story: Jerry Brown is A Huge Lindsay Lohan Fan

Jerry Brown is A Huge Lindsay Lohan Fan

LA- Linda Ronstadt and Jerry Brown in the headlines again? Will California ever have leadership that doesn't have some hollywood or music ccnnection? Apparently not yet, and definitely not now! Jerry Brown, who was a household name in 1970s Califo...

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Funny story: Lohan Back in Jail

Lohan Back in Jail

Reports are flying around the web that Lindsay Lohan is back in jail again. Lohan has recently been released from a term in jail, after having violated her probation. A source close to Lohan has denied the allegations. The source said "It's sim...

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Funny story: Li-Lo and others given "Second Worst punishment imaginable"

Li-Lo and others given "Second Worst punishment imaginable"

Having ruled out the whole "It's a small world" punishment, Barack Obama has forced off the rail celebrities to face another punishment: to play in this year's Ryder Cup tournament. Many of the drunken celebrities are unable to hold a golf club, l...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She Looks Forward to Return to Prison

Lindsay Lohan Says She Looks Forward to Return to Prison

LA- Lindsay Lohan says she enjoys the process of going to court and prison so much that she is purposely screwing up her life. "I find it so mentally stimulating to go through court hearings and then when I'm changing into prison garb, the body ca...

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Funny story: Lindsay "The Lucky Bitch" Lohan Somehow, Someway Manages To Find A "Get Out Of Jail" Card (Again!!!)

Lindsay "The Lucky Bitch" Lohan Somehow, Someway Manages To Find A "Get Out Of Jail" Card (Again!!!)

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay "The Lucky Bitch" Lohan is a free woman once again, again, again. The substance abusing, alcohol downing, lawbreaking ditsy twat really needs to go out and purchase a lottery ticket, because with her luck, the freckled ass ho...

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Funny story: Lindsey Lohan out on bail

Lindsey Lohan out on bail

Lindsey Lohan was released from jail after a 15-hour stay. During a brief hearing Friday morning, a Los Angeles Superior Court Judge had ordered Lohan held without bail until due back in court on Oct. 22. That ruling was tossed after her attorney...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Switching to Legal Drugs

Lindsay Lohan Switching to Legal Drugs

Special non-sobriety clauses have been inserted into troubled Hollywood star Lindsay Lohan's next movie contract. Makers of the movie-about a drugged-up, bi-sexual former young screen actress who then became a porn star-say they now have Lohan's...

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Funny story: Shawn Chapman Holley's Cum Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc Argument Carries the Day

Shawn Chapman Holley's Cum Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc Argument Carries the Day

Lindsay Lohan's attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley has carried the day, having the Order of Hon. Elden Fox's Order Of Detain for Failure to Meet Conditions of Probation vacated. Look, Mom... ... Law School's paying off in spades!In the instant case, t...

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