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Funny story: Government To Close Down Rural Britain

Government To Close Down Rural Britain

The Government is to announce plans to close down rural Britain, and to develop super eco-cities, each populated by upwards of 5 million people. The idea was that of new Labour leader Gordon Whatsisname

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Funny story: Gordon Brown Allows MPs To Become Secret!

Gordon Brown Allows MPs To Become Secret!

In a hugely controversial move, Gordon Brown, who has been Prime Minister of Britain for 10 years, finally allowed MPs to be gay, cavort around parks naked, and receive erotic love letters from their constituents.

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Funny story: Tories Abandon Support For Grammars

Tories Abandon Support For Grammars

Leading Conservative backbenchers have announced they are withdrawing their support for the grammar school system. This comes as a huge shock considering the overwhelming middle class support for the system. In order to allay fears the following sh...

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Funny story: Election Results: Politics Still Boring

Election Results: Politics Still Boring

Record levels of voters turned out yesterday, as seats in the Scottish Parliament, the Welsh Assembly and most local authorities outside London were being hotly contested in what had been dubbed

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Funny story: Jobless Doctors to be Shipped Overseas

Jobless Doctors to be Shipped Overseas

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - U.K. - In an effort to improve labor statistics in the U.K, Tony Blair is having all jobless doctors to be shipped overseas.

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Funny story: 'Academies my Arse' says Andreas Adonis

'Academies my Arse' says Andreas Adonis

In a shock move tonight New Labour's top education guru and professional fish'n'chip frier, Lord Adonis, announced that he was abandoning the Government's flagship programme of building Academies.

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Funny story: Gordon Brown - Who Is He?

Gordon Brown - Who Is He?

Gordon Brown may be Britain's next PM, but it's unlikely that he would be the People's Choice. Indeed, so anonymous is he, that many people still do not even know who he is.

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Funny story: Cameron To Step Down As Tory Leader

Cameron To Step Down As Tory Leader

There was shock today on the Conservative front bench, when it was announced that Tory leader, David Charlatan, was to step down from his role after only 15 months in charge.

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Funny story: Exclusive - Leaked extracts from Alastair Campbell's Diary "The Dodgy Blair Years"

Exclusive - Leaked extracts from Alastair Campbell's Diary "The Dodgy Blair Years"

Day One: I wake up to the sound of a bell ringing in my ears, at first I think that it is the alarm clock, but the Tone is different, and then I assume that it is Rory Bremner doing a very bad impression. As I wake up a bit more, I realise that it is the telephone that is ringing. I answer it, you could have bowled me over with a cricket ball. It was none other than Tony Blair, the New Labour Prim...

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Funny story: "Police Going Soft" Claims Thatcher

"Police Going Soft" Claims Thatcher

Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Ian B-liar was summoned to Downing Street today by his younger brother, PM Fony B-liar, to answer a claim that the Police are "going soft".

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Funny story: Harold Macmillan found alive!

Harold Macmillan found alive!

Earlier today, former Conservative Prime Minister Harold Macmillan was found to be living in a nursing home near Eastbourne. Known to everyone at the home simply as 'Fred', he was transferred there after staying in hospital b...

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Funny story: Cool New A&E Departments for Joy-Riding Kids

Cool New A&E Departments for Joy-Riding Kids

Health Minister, Caroline Flint, today announced plans to build a thousand super new Accident and Emergency departments in the UK to cope with the rising number of complaints that joy-riding children are so like traumatised...

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Funny story: Cameron, "Gays and Blacks will pay more tax"

Cameron, "Gays and Blacks will pay more tax"

Prime ministerial hopeful, Conservative leader David Cameron today told the legendary Journalist, Sir David "soft question" Frost, that under a future Conservative government the nation's vast army of gays and blacks will have to should...

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Funny story: Blair Welcomes Britain's Success in UN Poverty Poll

Blair Welcomes Britain's Success in UN Poverty Poll

Prime minister Tony Blair today welcomed the news that Britain had come out top in the latest UN poverty poll by saying: "It goes to prove what I've been saying all along, that if the country wants to keep up this consistent high level of ac...

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Funny story: Labour sperm donors: new lapel pin and ear-tagging for honors recipients

Labour sperm donors: new lapel pin and ear-tagging for honors recipients

London - (Ass Mess): Easy recognition of cash-for-honors gong-winners has been announced today in the form of a lapel pin bearing the ancient heraldic symbol of the asshole rampant. Newly created Life Peers can also choose a personalised form of the...

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Funny story: Yule be sorry Met tells Blair and Levy

Yule be sorry Met tells Blair and Levy

Drowning Street, SW1 - (Ass Mess): The cash-for-peerages probe took a dramatic twist today with the news that Camilla's elevation to the rank of Duchess last year cost the UK Hellfire Club a staggering £500 million in deft backhanders to the Murd...

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Funny story: Labour sperm donors probe: who fathered baby Leo?

Labour sperm donors probe: who fathered baby Leo?

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Officers from the Met's Fraud Squad finally came a-knocking on the Prime Monster's front door today as the nation held its breath and waited for the answer to that pivotal question on every British voter's...

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