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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Cheating On Kristen Stewart Already With Leighton Meester?

Robert Pattinson Cheating On Kristen Stewart Already With Leighton Meester?

While other News Agencies struggle to keep pace with the latest developments in the ongoing Robert Pattinson/Kristen Stewart saga, here at Skoob News we'll give you all the inside dope as we get it. That is 'dope' as in information, not 'dope' as...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart like Colonel's Chicken

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart like Colonel's Chicken

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart like Colonel Sanders, Kentucky Fried Chicken, and always try to find a branch when they are on location filming. "I just love the Colonel,s Chicken" said Pattinson who is currently working on the Movie Bel Ami.

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Threatens To Batter Susan Boyle

Kristen Stewart Threatens To Batter Susan Boyle

Robert Pattinson went and put his big size 12s in it good and blinkin' proper when he told Kristen Stewart that he thought Susan Boyle had the voice of an angel and that she was probably a really nice lady once you get to know her. Kristen Stewar...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Open Up The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Open Up The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill

HOUSTON - Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have said that they have finally realized one of their goals. The lovey dovey couple have just become the proud owners of their very own restaurant bar named The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill. The total...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart and the Impostor

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart and the Impostor

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been in the news again regarding reports that they met in Budapest, where Robert allegedly proposed to Kristen. Kristen has now made a statement saying "I don't know who Robert met but it was not me I ha...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart - There Is No Sex Tape

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart - There Is No Sex Tape

All you Twi-Hards - you can stop looking now, and that's official, because there is no professionally produced sex tape of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in hot, graphically detailed sex-action. There isn't a DIY version doing the rounds eit...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Angered By Kristen Stewart Proposal Rumours

Robert Pattinson Angered By Kristen Stewart Proposal Rumours

Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen out of the Twilight franchise - was said by friends today to be really ticked off about the media reporting that he has proposed to sweetheart Kristen Stewart - Bella, out of the Twilight franchise - saying that what...

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Funny story: Twilight Phenomenon Triggers Vampire War

Twilight Phenomenon Triggers Vampire War

The recent success of the Twilight series has set the Ivory Towers ablaze with envy and the response has been quick. Hogwart University in Bristol has declared its intent to return to the glory days of vampirism by creating a doctorate program at...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart in Transylvania

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart in Transylvania

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart are reported to be in Transylvania a region in central Romania, which is famous for the believe in vampires. Pattinson was expected to propose to Kristen in Budapest, but it is now believed he will propose to...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart & The Grand National

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart & The Grand National

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been sent Grand National tips for today's race from thousands of people. Pattinson who is currently in London filming the Movie BEL AMI, has not decided who he will be backing in the Grand National, but...

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe And Emma Watson Could Be The New Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart

Daniel Radcliffe And Emma Watson Could Be The New Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart

Eccentric British film director Buffty Ginslinger today announced in a Soho pub that he has a grand plan to reinvent Harry Potter stars Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson into a British version of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, the Twilight duo.

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson to Head All Star Cast in 'Clash of the Avatars'

Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson to Head All Star Cast in 'Clash of the Avatars'

James Cameroon announced today that he will team up with Louis Letterrear for the next 3-D blockbuster 'Clash of the Avatars' starring none other than the hottest Hollywood couple going Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. In addition to the twilig...

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Funny story: Twilight Producers place Condom on Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson for 'Breakdancing Dawn'

Twilight Producers place Condom on Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson for 'Breakdancing Dawn'

Director Bill Condom has been placed to direct the next installment of the Twilight series featuring the onscreen offscreen neck suckers Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson. Twilight is officially a franchise that follows the life and times of horm...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart like Biffy the Vampire Slayer

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart like Biffy the Vampire Slayer

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have today admitted that they are big fans of Scottish Rock Band, Biffy Clyro and there is a good chance that the band will be featured on the next Twilight track. Twilight author Stephanie Meyer has used the mu...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart send message at Twilight to Dawn

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart send message at Twilight to Dawn

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart sent a message at Twilight to Dawn, that is Dawn French the very big woman who is married to comedian Lenny Henry. Pattinson and Stewart expressed how sorry they are to hear of the split after 25 years of marria...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Cheer From The Stands As Messi Puts Four Past Arsenal

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Cheer From The Stands As Messi Puts Four Past Arsenal

It remains unclear how it happened, but what we do know is that Twilight sweethearts Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were cheering from the stands last night as Lionel Messi put four goals past Arsenal. A young woman seated close to the glamo...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart say It started with a kiss

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart say It started with a kiss

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart say "It started with a kiss never thought it would come to this". After a kiss while making the Movie Twilight,then the phenomenal success of the Movie,Pattinson & Stewart are just about the hottest prop...

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