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Funny story: Kris Humphries Kim Kardashian Give Kobe Bryant Paparazzi Tips

Kris Humphries Kim Kardashian Give Kobe Bryant Paparazzi Tips

New Jersey Nets power forward Kris Humphries is marrying Kim Kardashian this Saturday at the Sotto Il Monte Estate in Montecito, California. Invitations to the pending nuptials are available on eBay. Kobe Bryant is a five time NBA Champion. Gimme Fiv...

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Funny story: Old Navy Lawsuit Dropped, Lookalike Admits: "I Am Kim Kardashian"

Old Navy Lawsuit Dropped, Lookalike Admits: "I Am Kim Kardashian"

Sometimes all it takes is perseverance, as Nancy Grace proved today. In a Thursday morning interview on her talk show, Grace coerced Melissa Molinaro to reveal that Kim Kardashian's $20 million lawsuit against the Old Navy clothing line for using...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Sues All Dark Haired Actresses with Ample Fannies

Kim Kardashian Sues All Dark Haired Actresses with Ample Fannies

Following an announced lawsuit against Old Navy retail stores for featuring an actress with long dark hair and "ample" features that looks a bit like her, Kim Kardashian is now claiming that any advertiser using images of dark haired women with a pro...

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Funny story: X-Rays of Kim Kardashian's 'Keister' Verify That It Is Indeed Real

X-Rays of Kim Kardashian's 'Keister' Verify That It Is Indeed Real

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian has stated that she's tired of the entertainment media constantly asking her if her butt is real. She told Fuchsia Garfunkel of The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle that she is probably asked that question more times...

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Funny story: MTV Movie Awards - Reese Witherspoon Slam Dunks Sex Symbols Kim Kardashian And Blake Lively

MTV Movie Awards - Reese Witherspoon Slam Dunks Sex Symbols Kim Kardashian And Blake Lively

Water For Elephants star, Reese Witherspoon stunned the audience at LA's Gibson Amphitheater, Sunday as she accepted the 'Generation Award.' In her acceptance speech, she slam dunked reality TV show star Kim Kardashian, and others of that ilk, suc...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Chooses Childhood TV Idol to be Father of the Bride

Kim Kardashian Chooses Childhood TV Idol to be Father of the Bride

Giving Bruce Jenner one final snub, Kim Kardashian has asked Barney the Dinosaur to act as the father of the bride and give her away at her upcoming wedding to NBA pro, Kris Humphries. Mother Kris didn't appear to object to Kim's request, mostly b...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian's NBA Boyfriend Kris Humphries Slam Dunks Her With A Marriage Proposal And She Says "Yes! Yes! Oh Hell Yes!"

Kim Kardashian's NBA Boyfriend Kris Humphries Slam Dunks Her With A Marriage Proposal And She Says "Yes! Yes! Oh Hell Yes!"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have been described by Ellen DeGeneres as one of the happiest celebrity couples since Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston first got together. Kim, who is one-third of the infamous Kardashian sisters, and whose most distinctive feature is her humongous ass, has been in a relationship with Kris Humphries, who is a power forward with the New Jersey Ne...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Ray J in 'Fill my Retarded Meathole, C-List Rap Artist': "Two Penises Up" Says Roger Ebert.

Kim Kardashian and Ray J in 'Fill my Retarded Meathole, C-List Rap Artist': "Two Penises Up" Says Roger Ebert.

Kim Kardashian and Ray J in 'Fill my Retarded Meathole, C-List Rap Artist': "Two Penises Up" Says Roger Ebert. (Not his, of course, but...) While Kim Kardashian's sex tape (with whom we assume is her gardener) is getting rave reviews from horndo...

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Funny story: 'Cheeky' Pippa Now Target of Kim Kardashian Rage As Her Butt Pushed off Front Pages in Royal Row!

'Cheeky' Pippa Now Target of Kim Kardashian Rage As Her Butt Pushed off Front Pages in Royal Row!

Reality Star Kim Karadashian is said to have her arse in an uproar as recent media frenzy over Pippa Middleton's knock out appearance at the Royal Wedding has pushed her own derriere down the charts, for anyone who still counts points! The 5'2" 1...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Dates A White Man

Kim Kardashian Dates A White Man

CalabasASS, CA - In earth-shattering news coming out of Tinsel Town, Kim Kardashian, one of the three whorish sister stars of the reality show, "Keeping Up With The Kardashians", was seen dating an actual white man last night at Club Mango in Nort...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Arrested Again - You Won't Believe What She Stole This Time!

Lindsay Lohan Arrested Again - You Won't Believe What She Stole This Time!

The Venice Police department announced the arrest of Lindsay Lohan for the theft of Kim Kardashian's vagina! Apparently, Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian were partying hard at Lohan's beach house in Venice. The next morning, Kim Kardashian, woke...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Explains Why She Will Never, Ever Get A Butt Tattoo

Kim Kardashian Explains Why She Will Never, Ever Get A Butt Tattoo

LOS ANGELES - Kim Kardashian had just come out of Grauman's Chinese Theater with her sister Khloe. The two had gone to see the new movie Rio. Both sisters were giggling and carrying on as if they were both in high school talking about their footba...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez And Kim Kardashian Entertain Justin Bieber In A Field While Robert Pattinson Looks On From Behind A Hedge

Selena Gomez And Kim Kardashian Entertain Justin Bieber In A Field While Robert Pattinson Looks On From Behind A Hedge

MULHOLLAND DRIVE - Teen TV idol Selena Gomez along with renowned clothes horse and virtual reality TV starlet Kim Kardashian were reported tonight to have spent an inordinate amount of time pandering to the whims of Canadian bequiffed juvenile singin...

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Funny story: Tiger denies having affair with Kim Kardashian

Tiger denies having affair with Kim Kardashian

With the risque pictures of a very cleavagey Kim Kardashian and Tiger surfacing all over the internet, the phones have been ringing non-stop at Tiger's place. All Tiger had to say was, "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" while his PR strategically interrupted...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Claims Two-Bit Punk Look Only Temporary

Justin Bieber Claims Two-Bit Punk Look Only Temporary

Teen heartthrob, Justin Bieber has just issued a public explanation why he is looking more and more like a two-bit punk every day. "I've stopped shaving so I can grow a mustache," said an enthusiastic Bieber. Unfortunately, coupled with his new h...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Caught "Sexting" Her New Boyfriend New Jersey Nets Kris Humphries

Kim Kardashian Caught "Sexting" Her New Boyfriend New Jersey Nets Kris Humphries

NEW YORK CITY - Well it did not take Kim Kardashian very long to get over her body guard/boyfriend Shengo who had to dash back to his native Australia due to his visa expiring. An unnamed source said that as Shengo left the hotel where he and Kim...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Will Take Justin Bieber Out On A Date For His 17th Birthday On March 1, 2011

Kim Kardashian Will Take Justin Bieber Out On A Date For His 17th Birthday On March 1, 2011

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian star of Growing Up Kardashian has reportedly called up Justin Bieber and told him that she will be taking him out on a date for his 17th birthday this coming Tuesday. Kardashian who has dated some pretty high profi...

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