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Funny story: Set fire to Wogan event for Children in Need

Set fire to Wogan event for Children in Need

The BBC's Children in Need Appeal hopes to raise millions of pounds today from donations towards the 'Burn the bloody Irishman' event to be held at midnight on Hampstead Heath, north London. Viewers and listeners are asked bid for the privilege of...

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Funny story: Children Will Take A-Levels

Children Will Take A-Levels

Children as young as eight will, from December, be granted the opportunity to take A-level examinations in their schools. All state-ran primaries will be required to offer the qualifications to their attendees on an opt-in basis, Education Secretary...

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Funny story: Labour "Recruiting Schoolchildren as Candidate MPs"

Labour "Recruiting Schoolchildren as Candidate MPs"

There was shock yesterday as it was revealed that groups of Labour Party officials have been loitering near school entrances and accosting schoolchildren as young as 12 with a view to getting them hooked on left-wing politics. "This is perfectly n...

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Funny story: Calls To Restructure Tests For Children

Calls To Restructure Tests For Children

To get assessed on how well a child knows the subject, the child has to be able to demonstrate how well it knows and understands the subject. So why should how good someone is at a subject being based on how good they can demonstrate their abilities which relies on communication skills? Demonstrating abilities through communication is a skill in itself but having to rely on being good at thi...

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Funny story: Children's Train Set Kid-Proof, Not Angry Drunk Dad-Proof

Children's Train Set Kid-Proof, Not Angry Drunk Dad-Proof

Playcollege Toys, the toddler friendly toys, has released a new build-and-play train set for children that is impervious to child-like destruction. Unfortunately, it is completely vulnerable to an angry drunk father tripping over it and kicking it to...

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Funny story: David Cameron Confronted By 10 Year Old

David Cameron Confronted By 10 Year Old

Conservative Party leader and ex-Bullingdon Club member David 'Do Nothing Dave' Cameron was rocked on his heels today when he was outwitted by a ten year old child. Mister Cameron, on his way to work was stopped by the child, one of the dreaded 'w...

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Funny story: Formula 1 Boost for Vauxhall

Formula 1 Boost for Vauxhall

A national youth group and South London youth services are celebrating the announcement that from 2010, McLaren and Williams will ditch their entire pit crews in favour of local gang members. The move has been heralded as the most forward thinking in...

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Funny story: Denton Boy Runs When Texas Girl Shows Him Her Golden Triangle

Denton Boy Runs When Texas Girl Shows Him Her Golden Triangle

Tommy Staffless, a local Denton boy who went missing for two days and caused a statewide Amber alert, said that he ran away due to a little girl. Texas Department of Public Safety officers, Denton city police and county sheriff's departments, and vo...

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Funny story: Won't somebody think of the children?!

Won't somebody think of the children?!

According to a recent report from Plan International, thousands of children worldwide are working on tobacco farms and because of it are suffering from toxic levels of nicotine exposure. Handling tobacco leaves without gloves, the children can ab...

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Funny story: Elderly should not touch animals, scientist says

Elderly should not touch animals, scientist says

Caretakers should not allow over-eighty-fives to touch animals at petting farms, a child psychologist has said amid acting-out fears involving four cities. Prof Enningtonpey said old people were the most likely people to touch animals but the hard...

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Funny story: Two Men Get In Fight Over Who Is The World's Greatest Dad

Two Men Get In Fight Over Who Is The World's Greatest Dad

Reno, Nevada - What makes a great dad? There are a number of answers; chances are none of them involve beating another man senseless in front of a playground full of six-year-olds. Dale Jacoby and Roger Thorne are in jail this morning. The two...

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Funny story: Controversial Obama School Speech to Introduce New Presidential Youth Program

Controversial Obama School Speech to Introduce New Presidential Youth Program

President Barack Obama's scheduled speech to the nation's school children, scheduled for September 8th, will introduce his new national youth program. The group, called The Obama Youth For Change, will be open to all school age children and will inv...

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Funny story: American Kids Blast Right Back at Conservatives

American Kids Blast Right Back at Conservatives

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A firestorm erupted this week as schoolchildren blasted conservative efforts to portray President Obama's "pep talk to America's students" as a way to spread his radical ideology. The address planned for Tuesday, said Obama, is...

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Funny story: Chicken Little Pissed At Glenn Beck

Chicken Little Pissed At Glenn Beck

Louisville, KY - Freaking people out used to be her domain. "The irrational, angry mob always came to me," said Chicken Little. "Now they've got internet and that G**damn Glenn Beck. No one can hear my clucking over his temper tantrums." Little...

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Funny story: Slap-Happy Stranger Unable to Silence Screaming Brat

Slap-Happy Stranger Unable to Silence Screaming Brat

ATLANTA, GA - A concerned Georgia man was arrested after he slapped a child in an attempt to silence the shrieking toddler at a Sam's Mart store. The two-year-old had reportedly ignored his repeated requests to "shut the hell up," authorities said...

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Funny story: Julia Child Home Sold To PETA Member; Foodies Outraged

Julia Child Home Sold To PETA Member; Foodies Outraged

The home of the late cooking legend Julia Child, in Cambridge, MA has been sold to a PETA member and vegetarian. Foodies around the world are crying," It's a blight on our holy grail. A mortal sin and she shall perish from the Earth," said spokesm...

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Funny story: Waldo Found, Forced to Pay Child Support

Waldo Found, Forced to Pay Child Support

Mexico City, Mexico - The twenty-year search for Waldo is over. The beloved star of the book series "Where's Waldo" disappeared in 1987 from his home just outside of London, England. A group of children spotted him at a beach in Southern Mexico.

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