Showing:

Funny satire stories about Kate Middleton

Try another search?

Funny story: Venus Flytrap and other carnivorous plants for Kate's bridal bouquet

Venus Flytrap and other carnivorous plants for Kate's bridal bouquet

London - In a break with tradition Kate Middleton has chosen an array of flesh-eating flowers for her nuptial posy this Friday. A sneak preview sees Venus Flytrap (Dionaea Muscipula), exotic specimens of the pitcher plant family Heliamphora Chiman...

Read full story
Funny story: A Dire Warning To Prince William Before The Occurance Of His Ill Fated Marriage To The Commoner Kate Middleton!

A Dire Warning To Prince William Before The Occurance Of His Ill Fated Marriage To The Commoner Kate Middleton!

The following is a letter recently received by his Royal Highness Prince Williams of England concerning his upcoming wedding to the commoner Kate Middleton: Dearest, most exalted, Royal Highness Prince Williams, It is out of the utmost duty that I write this missive to you before your day of marital conjoining with the commoner Kate Middleton. It is a duty not of a peasant from a colony war...

Read full story
Funny story: Prince William And Kate Will Make Their Home In Malibu, California

Prince William And Kate Will Make Their Home In Malibu, California

Malibu, CA - The royal newlyweds have just purchased a 20 room beachside home in California where they will live and raise their family, far from the cold, damp weather of England which they both despise. Prince William explained. "I hate drafts,...

Read full story
Funny story: Royal Wedding Photographers Prepare For Nip Slips, Wardrobe Malfunctions

Royal Wedding Photographers Prepare For Nip Slips, Wardrobe Malfunctions

Photographers at the Royal Wedding will be prepared for all things: bad weather, poor lighting, distance shots, etc. They are also, however, preparing for events not generally anticipated, like nip slips and wardrobe malfunctions. Coveted press pos...

Read full story
Funny story: International Audience Comments On England's Royal Wedding

International Audience Comments On England's Royal Wedding

People all over the globe are aware of the Royal Wedding taking place this week in England. Whether they live in countries that were once part of the British Empire (the U.S.A. or India) or places that never were (Japan or Peru), everyone seems to b...

Read full story
Funny story: Elizabeth II Confused By "Queen Victoria's Secret" Gift Cards For Royal Wedding

Elizabeth II Confused By "Queen Victoria's Secret" Gift Cards For Royal Wedding

Queen Elizabeth II, the grandmother of Prince William, has announced that she is confused by the large number of "Queen Victoria's Secret" gift cards that have been flowing into Buckingham Palace. The cards are wedding presents for William and his b...

Read full story
Funny story: Royal Virginity Check Of Kate Middleton Fails, Cancelling Wedding

Royal Virginity Check Of Kate Middleton Fails, Cancelling Wedding

For hundreds of years, doctors assigned to the Royal Family have done their duty to see that all prospective brides of the Royals are pure and chaste. This procedure involves interviews, confessions, and a physical examination to verify that the hym...

Read full story
Funny story: Mexican President Calderon Gives William and Kate Trip To Mexico, Tickets To Donkey Show

Mexican President Calderon Gives William and Kate Trip To Mexico, Tickets To Donkey Show

President Felipe Calderon of Mexico has announced that his country will give Prince William and his bride (Kate Middleton) the present of an all expense paid trip to visit and tour his country. Stops on the visit will include sightseeing at the Teot...

Read full story
Funny story: Prince Charles Claims "Jus Primae Noctis" (Right of First Night) With Kate Middleton

Prince Charles Claims "Jus Primae Noctis" (Right of First Night) With Kate Middleton

Prince Charles, father of Prince William, has claimed the right of "Jus Primae Noctis" (right of first night) with Kate Middleton on his son's upcoming marriage to the English woman. The right, also called "droit du seigneur" (the lord's right) allo...

Read full story
Funny story: Chef Duff Delivers Royal Wedding Cake

Chef Duff Delivers Royal Wedding Cake

Originally chosen by Kate Middleton based on her love of the hit American reality show "Ace of Cakes", Chef Duff, master pastry chef and cake specialist will be delivering his creation just in time for the ceremony. Having designed cakes for the H...

Read full story
Funny story: Fears Grow Over Kate's Weight As Royal Wedding Looms

Fears Grow Over Kate's Weight As Royal Wedding Looms

Observers have expressed what they describe as 'very real and substantial fears' over bride-to-be Kate Middleton's weight. Or lack of it. Having spent much of her last days of 'freedom' on shopping trips down Chelsea's Kings Road, the much papp...

Read full story
Funny story: The Middleton's Speak Out - EXCLUSIVE

The Middleton's Speak Out - EXCLUSIVE

In a dramatic last minute intervention the Middleton's have spoken out against their daughter Kate's marriage to Wilhelm Schwlzig-Holstein (going under the name of Windsor or Wales). Mr Middleton was adamant. 'What is wrong with the name Middleton...

Read full story
Funny story: Unemployed empty heir-head Kate parades her skeletal remains

Unemployed empty heir-head Kate parades her skeletal remains

London - A Kings Road shopping expedition has seen Kate Middleton invest in falsies to insert under her bridal gown following a public outcry about her emaciated form. "If she was a Dartmoor pony there'd be an outcry to the RSPCA," a worried Whors...

Read full story
Funny story: Al-Qaeda Kate Middleton Dress Bomb Plot Uncovered

Al-Qaeda Kate Middleton Dress Bomb Plot Uncovered

Security service chiefs say they have uncovered a plot by well-known terrorist group al-Qaeda to carry out a Royal Wedding bomb attack on the dress due to be worn by Kate Middleton. But, they say, the attack would have proved pointless, as the dress...

Read full story
Funny story: Cameron is advised, morning suits you sir

Cameron is advised, morning suits you sir

You know when something so British is happening when the Americans take leave of their senses and devour every last morsel of Royal Wedding news. Sometimes our American cousins appear to be more British than the British. And, the UK media is swamped by non stories. That wedding dress, the bride's mother wearing a hat, will she, won't she? The bride's father pays £4000 for a family Coat of A...

Read full story
Funny story: Toxic oak processionary moth wreaks havoc with Middleton coat of arms

Toxic oak processionary moth wreaks havoc with Middleton coat of arms

Bucklebury, Berks - Recently hatched Thaumetopoea Processionea larvae are rampaging through acorns sprigs adorning the newly forged Middleton family coat of arms. Their toxic setae - or heirs (sick) - are taking just seconds to construct communal...

Read full story
Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Orders The Royal Family Physician To Inspect Kate Middleton for Any Intimate Tattoos

Queen Elizabeth Orders The Royal Family Physician To Inspect Kate Middleton for Any Intimate Tattoos

LONDON - Queen Elizabeth is a stickler when it comes to Royal protocol. She has instructed the official Buckingham Palace physician, Dr. Hamlet "Say Ahh" Fickleberry, 97, to physically inspect Kate Middleton for any tattoos that she may have on her b...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more