Detroit MI - In a striking turn-around, Ford has reclaimed ownership of the one and only TRUE "Maverick" title and will fight the McCain campaign all the way to the supreme court if necessary to prove it. "Sure, McCain is old, rusty, worn out and...
Doctors have successfully convinced the Republican Presidential candidate John McCain that he requires a radical elephantoplasty procedure to offset his otherwise aging visage. The operation, in which prominent elephant appendages are surgically...
John McCain who has sometimes shown himself to be an honest John explained that his real motive for picking her was so he could be a winner. McCain begged America to understand. He told them about his hard life in an unaffectionate military home...
St. Louis, MO-Democratic Vice President nominee Joe Biden announced today that he would be stepping down as the Vice President nominee for the 2008 presidential election and would become a Republican . "After tonight's debate with Sarah Palin I...
After temporarily suspending his campaign in order to address the economic crisis, McCain reportedly started it back up and promptly crashed it into a tree. "The Senator is pretty banged up," said a spokesman, "but he's resting comfortably while...
Monday, November 3, 2008. Day before the 56th consecutive quadrennial United States presidential election. John McCain and Barack Obama are neck-to-neck in the polls. They'd agreed to have one last debate, make their case before the American people go out to vote. Looking amiable, the two men shake hands, but their backs are erect, arms rigid, robot like. Tom Brokaw clears his throat and...
1. Palin. She can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan and never let the First Dude forget he's the man, but when it comes to the Russians, Iranians and their nukes? Hmm. I don't know. 2. He's not very colorful. He never fathered a black child out of wedlock and his Vietnam days didn't make him mentally unstable. Boring! 3. He's forgetful. Says he opposes...
It wasn't long ago that the Republican Party (Senator McCain included) endorsed every bill put before it by the Bush administration. Those days are long gone. American taxpayers woke up one day and felt their wallets lighter, slimmer. The cost...
The pirates off East African shores have been a constant threat to safety on the high seas. Recently they ship-jack a arms laden boat and fled with the deadly cargo. That is until Navy veteran John McCain found out. Right after abandoning his c...
Elder statesman McCain and his Christian Fundie running mate Sarah Palin accused Barack Obama of being the Anti- Christ who is ushering in the end times and the Battle of Armageddon. The evidence offered by the Republicans was the 666 points the...
Representatives from John McCain's campaign have given the Commission on Presidential Debates (CPD) a list of demands related to the debate scheduled for this Thursday evening. Democrats angrily responded by claiming the maneuver was a blatant at...
Texas Congressman Ron Paul finally conceded the Republican Nomination to Senator John McCain, six weeks after his party's national convention. Paul was the first man to enter the race and is apparently also the last to leave. Even when McCain sec...
White man John McCain has reportedly been living in fear of facing a black opponent due to his old fashioned belief in the superior physical endowment of men of African descent. This may account for his rather bizarre insistence in the first debate t...
When Repub Prez candie John McCain could not duck the first debate, after a note from his mother was identified as a fraud, he showed up in a tank as psychopath and Four Star General George Patton doing a bad impersonation of George C Scott! McPa...
In the midst of the recent problems on Wall Street, Barack Obama has experienced a surge in the polls. America, it seems, feels more comfortable with Obama than John Mccain when it comes to handling a financial crisis. "I definitely will be vot...
As the Republicant delegates defied all ecological wisdom and feverishly chanted "Drill, Baby Drill" like psychopaths out of There Will Be Blood, John McCain got an idea. Knowing that the senile inarticulate ass would be badly whupped by the erud...
Republican Party potential VP candidate Sarah Palin did it again in the glare of the cameras today when she announced to the world that she is to have a Brazilian Wax. The Alaskan governor knows how to milk the media, and this latest stunt is sure...
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