The Church of England has announced that, according to a latest research, an average person in the UK doesn't know much about the adult life of Jesus. Michael Robson, 29 a milkman from Bognor Regis admitted that he has no idea what Jesus has done or...
'They say it's my birthday It isn't my birthday They say it's my birthday They're gonna make much money If it was my birthday Be happy birthday to me (Yeah!) Yes it is a Saturnalia party Yes it is a Saturnalia party Yes it is a Saturnalia party The Pope would like you to dance (Birthday) He takes a cha-cha-cha-chance (Birthday) That you don't live in France (Birthday) Where they...
The Reverend TJ McCorkle always had thought provoking and sometimes quirky signs in front of his church, The First Church Of God, in Louisburg, NC. The last week in November was, if anything, his most controversial. It read: Jesus Loves You: Everyon...
PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - Rep. Patrick Kennedy revealed Sunday that he is "not going to miss Communion at all," and is in fact relieved at the statement issued Sunday by the diocese, Providence Bishop Thomas Tobin, asking Kennedy to stop taking Comm...
ABILENE, Texas - Jesus answered the prayers of a little girl from Texas after her daddy's wagon caught fire at the Texas Monthly Chuckwagon Cookoff, but the miracle He later performed failed to impress the nearly 5,000 hungry patrons in attendance, a...
The Glasgow Glas-GAY festival has caused massive Christian protests becaust in one GAY PLAY Jesus is depicted as a transexual! Staunch Christians are protesting outside the theatre claiming that gays, transexuals, lesbians, dog-lovers, right to lo...
WIXOM, MICHIGAN: Town Officials confirmed last weeks rumor that Jesus Christ did in fact come down off the cross inside Our Ladies of Blessed Mercy church. Tom Meyers, a janitor at the church, was the first to discover Christ missing from the l...
Bethlehem, Idaho, December 1979 - DFYS were called in by a concerned citizen who noticed that a family was staying in a barn. Upon arrival, they took into care a minor child, Jesus Nazarene, who had been placed in a feeding trough by his mother, Mary Nazarene. The intervention was not without some incident, as the boy's father, Joseph Nazarene attempted to stop the social workers. Joseph, aided by...
David Beckham has been spotted on a toilet door in Glasgow. The mysterious bearded face appeared on the toilet door at the city's branch of Ikea. At first people thought it might be Jesus, but then it dawned on locals that the image was of a far grea...
The NRA announced today that it is beginning a national sales campaign across American to promote the sales of automatic weapons and hand guns. "Our goal is to sell a weapon of some sort to every man, woman, and child in America over the age of six"...
JB better known as Jesus Budda, alias Chamone, alias PMP, alias Quasimodo amongst others has broken ranks, severed all ties and set up his own forum amongst the Spoof forums, cheeky buggar! JB has built fire-walls, atomic warheads, employed the Pe...
In a stunning announcement that surely will raise an outcry from many mainstream religeous leaders a spokesman for The Birther movement has isuead a statement that maintains that Jesus was not born in Bethlehem in Jerusalem as has been believed for...
Jerusalem - New historical evidence throws a bombshell into the official reason for the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. According to Professor Brighton Moorehead of Oxford University ancient records recently discovered in an old stone shoebox in the bas...
Carla Bruni, former model, actress and ... singer, now wife of French president Nicolas Sarkozy, therefore First Lady of France, is to star in the next Woody Allen movie. She is to play a heavily-pregnant Virgin Mary. Woody has not completed th...
It's the hottest ticket in Tinseltown, the role of an ageing redeemer in Mel Gibson's upcoming movie, The Passion Of The Christ Part Two. Gibson has scoured the world in attempt to cast the lead role, until he finally saw his man whilst watching c...
The Metropolitan Police today announced that they were reopening their investigation into the "supposed" death of a man over 2000 years ago. This follows certain new evidence being made available to them. The incident has led to numerous theories ove...
Birmingham, Alabama: Disgraced tele-evangelist Jimmy Swaggert has announced taking his ministry in a new direction with the opening of more than 300 "Mr. Jesus, Pizza Shops". "Let's face it, folks just don't go to church anymore, but they do eat t...
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