CCN (Crazy Cal News) - United States Coast Guard Academy, New London, Connecticut - May 23, 2007 President George W. Bush made a speech at the United States Coast Guard Academy.
It Has been suggested that George W Bush is set to hit the streets of Baghdad this summer promoting sales of the magazine for the homeless magazine for the homeless, The Big Issue.
The Iraq War showed another twist today when Al Jazeera reported an internal dispute within the insurgents.
The Iraq war ended yesterday when the terrorists surrendered en masse. Baghdad was flooded with tens of thousands of insurgents who all handed in their arms at the edge of the green zone.
Baghdad - (Ass Mess): In a brainwave solution to defuse the civil war in Iraq, London Buses is to spearhead a brainwave initiative by Mayor Ken Livingstone to promote sightseeing trips around the Iraqi capital in disused iconic red London Routemaster...
Prince Harry has been told that he will not go to do army stuff in Southern Iraq as it is too dangerous.
London - (Ass Mess): The Bush Admnistration in Downing Street faces the distinct possibility of 'collapse and fragmentation' according to UK foreign policy stink tank Chatham House.
Prince Harry, the son of James Hewitt, will not be sent to fight in Iraq, says the head of the British Army in an announcement made last night from a bunker deep underneath London.
Bakkhavda, Iraq - U.S and coalition forces today in the metropolitan, industrial city of Bakkhavda encountered stiff opposition from the remnants of Saddam Hussein's vaunted "Special Rear Guard". "They halted our main thrust, and the battle...
Having announced the date he will be stepping down as Prime Minister, Tony Blair has revealed that he will be moving to a nice little place in Iraq with his wife and three children.
The vast majority of American soldiers stationed in Iraq are starting to display homosexual characteristics, according to a Pentagon report secretly leaked to the media.
Tony Blair pulled off one last insult when he persuaded the Eurovision organisers to move the World Famous Song Contest final from Helsinki to Baghdad.
A recent Gallup Poll of US Troops returning to America indicated that more than 80% said they would continue to kill innocent civilians when returning to their respective home towns.
US President George W. Bush, known for his many conversations with God, may have hit a snag in their relationship. God has joined Democrats in urging the President to provide a timeline for withdrawl of US troops from Iraq.
President Bush today, in the face of growing pressure about the war in Iraq, announced that General George Patton would replace General David Petraeus as commander of the Multinational Force in Iraq.
The US Supreme Court today, in a controversial 5-4 decision, announced its support for the war in Iraq. Chief Justice John Roberts, writing for the majority, explained at length how the war was a necessary act for the nation.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington D.C. - Chevron, the second-largest American oil company, is saying that it should have known kickbacks were being paid to Saddam Hussein on oil it bought from Iraq.
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