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Funny story: Going...Going...Green: Hollywood Recycles Everything!

Going...Going...Green: Hollywood Recycles Everything!

HOLLYWOOD - Pass the pipe, and pull the plug, cause it's reinvent the wheel time in Hollywood yet again. Which means, of course, that any optimistic thoughts that something new and reasonably original might soon be coming to the nearest multi-plex, should, for the next little few, be properly stowed. Or, at the very least, temporarily put in turnaround, until further notice. In other words,...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Signs Megabucks Deal To Host TV Talk Show

Miley Cyrus Signs Megabucks Deal To Host TV Talk Show

Miley Cyrus was one happy little bunny today in Hollywood after putting pen to paper in a megabucks deal with PPVTV outfit TBTV* to present her very own TV talk show. Miley's people regard the deal as the first of many great steps forward in her c...

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Funny story: Jenny McCarthy Dumps Jim Carrey's Unfunny Butt

Jenny McCarthy Dumps Jim Carrey's Unfunny Butt

HOLLYWOOD - The land of celluloid, aka Gollywood is a funny place. Things that appear to be this are really that, and things that appear to be that are really this. Marriages that seem happy are sad, and marriages that seem sad are happy, even if...

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Funny story: Hollywood Star Stable In Holby General Hospital

Hollywood Star Stable In Holby General Hospital

The veteran Hollywood actor, Simian Bogus was said to be stable in the Intensive Care Unit at the fictional BBC hospital where Charlie Fairhead used to ply his trade. Bogus, 119, a Rwandan national was admitted with a lung infection late last nigh...

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Funny story: Off-the-Wall Street: Money Never Weeps premieres next week

Off-the-Wall Street: Money Never Weeps premieres next week

Hollywood - (Crocodile Tears): A new movie about the fall of Ponzi scammer Bernard Madoff tells the story of his last 24 hours before failed Lemon Brothers bankers grassed him up to the FBI. It will premiere next week at a new Manhattan cinema com...

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Funny story: Final Four: Gerald Butler's roots, and Butler roots for Butler

Final Four: Gerald Butler's roots, and Butler roots for Butler

Ancestrally Gerald Butler may have had a relative namesake that was a butler. Or maybe that's a Hollywood name that was chosen to sound better on the big screen credits. After all if you are a movie starlet you don't want to be seen in People Mag...

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Funny story: Vern Troyer Reckons Short Is Good

Vern Troyer Reckons Short Is Good

Vern Troyer - Mini-Me out of 'Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me' - today added his inconsiderable weight to the burgeoning Hollywood argument that brevity is good, and that less can mean more, depending on how you look at it. Troyer claimed t...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Is Not Going To Die - The Press Need To Get A Grip

Lindsay Lohan Is Not Going To Die - The Press Need To Get A Grip

A close friend of Lindsay Lohan approached us today asking us to set the record straight on Lindsay Lohan as scurrilous reports announced to the world that the 'Bad Girls' actress was in danger of impending death. THIS IS PATENTLY UNTRUE. Most...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen in talks with Mr Sheen about television advertisements

Charlie Sheen in talks with Mr Sheen about television advertisements

Charlie Sheen the notorious Hollywood bad boy has been contacted by the makers of Mr Sheen cleaning products to see if he is interested in being the face of Mr Sheen in the Mr Sheen television advertisements which are shown in many countries througho...

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Funny story: Rash of Celebrity's Children Committing Suicide Puts Hollywood Day Cares On Lock-Down

Rash of Celebrity's Children Committing Suicide Puts Hollywood Day Cares On Lock-Down

It started with the son of Walter Koenig (Chekov on Star Trek). Next was the son of singer and entertainer Marie Osmond. No one in Hollywood knows who will be the next child of a b-list star to commit suicide due to depression, and the second tier...

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Funny story: Hordes of Short, Tattooed, Flat Chested Reality Show Contestants Turn Out to Welcome Cheryl Cole to LA!

Hordes of Short, Tattooed, Flat Chested Reality Show Contestants Turn Out to Welcome Cheryl Cole to LA!

In L.A. today, where every day leads to a new Reality Show, and anyone can be the next tabloid star, the ranks of the dysfunctional swelled by one today as Fans turned out to welcome self exiled Queen of the Tabloids, Cheryl Cole. Saying she fled...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Going Hollywood

Dick Cheney Going Hollywood

Former Vice President Dick Cheney has signed a film deal to make the 2010 version of the Tender Mercies/The Wrestler/Crazy Heart series. He'll portray a heavy drinking, guitar strumming, washed up politician, finding redemption in a relationship...

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Funny story: Avatar Sounds Death Knell For Hollywood Star System

Avatar Sounds Death Knell For Hollywood Star System

Following the soaraway success of James Cameron's multi-award nominated 3D blockbuster 'Avatar', there have been widespread rumblings of discontent from actors and technicians who feel that their livelihoods are being put at risk by the major players...

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Funny story: Hollywood Pushes their own Health Care Reform

Hollywood Pushes their own Health Care Reform

A number of Hollywood stars have been advising President Obama how to reduce health care costs. The saneness of their advice is inversely proportional to the size of their campaign contributions to the Democratic Party and to President Obama's reelec...

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Funny story: Hollywood Headliners Heading for Heartbreak!

Hollywood Headliners Heading for Heartbreak!

Hollywood Ca and across the World - comes news of Brad and his BFNF (Best Friend Not Forever) may be splitting up ! Tabloids are all atwitter with reports of a bitter breakup that might be the end of what was a beautiful beginning for the couple. There is one lovely lady who may be holding back the urge to say to Brad, "I told you so". Another saying comes to mind, "What goes around com...

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Funny story: Bills R US is now Hollywood Bills

Bills R US is now Hollywood Bills

Hollywood Bills Inc., Hollywood Hills, Ca - A majority of celebrities in Hollywood pay out alimony, child support and numerous other nuisance nonsenses every month. The Hollywood Bills Inc. began watching the tabloids, noting whom was divorcing whom and who was getting custody of children, dogs/cats as well as which mistress was demanding extra financial benefits to keep their sand traps sh...

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Funny story: Did Brad Pitt Have The Brad Pitts?

Did Brad Pitt Have The Brad Pitts?

Speculation in Hollywood increased today as rumours began to circulate that Brad Pitt had come down with a case of the Brad Pitts. Pitt failed to show up for several appointments in the Greater LA area, where a number of reputable journalists clai...

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