It's official - males all over the world, having grown weary of Brazilian waxed women are becoming increasingly disgruntled about the paucity of pubic hair and are demanding a return to the good old days of the hairy muff. Hairy muffs, once quite...
HOLLYWOOD - It is certainly no secret that the celebrities on the Left Coast are always at the forefront of new and different innovations. The Californians led the way in body piercings including body parts such as eyebrows, lips, tongues, nipple...
Hollywood was in mourning this morning as news filtered through that legend of the silver screen, Tony Curtis has died at the age of 85. Curtis, revered as a Hollywood icon for his roles in such movies as 'Some Like It Hot' and 'The Boston Strangl...
Hollywood big-wigs have today announced they will stop making pointless films and concentrate more on movies with a real moral message. Speaking at a press conference in Scronge, movie boss Arthur Mullard said "It's time to stop financing crap an...
Following recent revelations that Myleene Klass was offered a legally binding 'sex-contract' by an unnamed Hollywood A-Lister, Skoob Entertainment News can go one better than that. We can exclusively reveal that Scottish songbird Susan Boyle, who...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Demi Moore's hair stylist, Slicky Pomade of Pomona, has revealed that his long time client Ms. Moore aka Mrs. Ashton Kutcher is extremely furious over the infidelity allegations regarding her boy toy husband of five years. Moore...
Reports just in suggest that Hollywood has been vaporized. It is no more. SEN's US correspondent, Lindsay Liplicker called in today to confirm that she drove up from downtown LA, only to find Hollywood gone. All of it. Sunset Strip, Hollyw...
I foresee the day when Hollywood, which currently has nothing to offer except warmed over repition, will have to change. Otherwise, moviegoers will wake up and grow weary of the lack of ingenuity and this onslaught of formulaic filmmaking. But I think I may have come up with the greatest, and at the same time the worst, idea that will save the industry. It's quite simple, really. Instead of...
HOLLYWOOD - The vampire movie parody, The Vampires Suck has just opened and already it has jumped all the way up to #29 on the movie charts. It has surpassed the movie based on Paris Hilton's self written autobiography, Look At My Ass - It's Hot,...
HOLLYWOOD - Derek Hough took is gorgeously sexy English girlfriend singer, Cheryl Cole up to the Hollywood Hills where he photographed her as she sat on top of the Hollywood sign's letter D for Derek. And then Derek got on top of the H and Cheryl...
It is said that "Behind every successful man stands a very smart woman." A similar adage would read: "Behind every slimmed down narcissistic just-had-a-baby-and-abdominal-fat removed Hollywood celebrity mom stands a hard-working, underpaid, unappre...
Sensational breaking news from Hollywood! - Just when everybody was starting to believe that the Twilight franchise was just about played out, Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen in the Twilight saga - astounded even the most hard nosed Hollywood report...
As the British Film Industry reels under austerity measures introduced by the Con-Dem coalition government, including the scrapping of the UK Film Council - which has funded countless film projects (at least half a dozen, and counting...) - industry...
Hollywood stories from personal service staff always being more interesting than those fabricated by publicists, Morrie Wenkler, personal pool maintenance boy to the stars has compiled a blockbuster series of stories from his exclusive customer list.
Our resident crackhead reporter in Hollywood, Paul Gollum, reports that plans are afoot for production of what will probably be the greatest musical movie ever made. For ten- year olds. Grease. It would appear that John Travolta and Olivia Newt...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Dancing With The Stars dancer Derek Hough has told his downstairs maid, Markayla Madison, 32½, that he has broken up with electro pop diva - actress girlfriend Leighton Meester. Markayla who has been Hough's maid at his Hollywood...
Kristin Stewart wants boyfriend Robert Pattinson, her co-star in the Twilight Movies, to move in with her in her home in Los Angeles, before Gordon Brown moves out permanently from his residence in Downing Street. Reports coming from Los Angeles,...
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