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Funny story: Unileverage Unable To Explain Spike In Sales Of Skin Care Products

Unileverage Unable To Explain Spike In Sales Of Skin Care Products

Global personal care products manufacturer, Unileverage, is at a loss to explain a jump in sales of products from its well known Vasilene range. The increased sales are reported to be very localised and specific to a small number of particular locati...

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Funny story: Scientists Determine that Upwards of 96 Percent of Human Body Mass is Dark Matter and Dark Energy

Scientists Determine that Upwards of 96 Percent of Human Body Mass is Dark Matter and Dark Energy

Gravitational astrophysicists have long-since determined that Dark Energy and Dark Matter must account for over 96% of the mass of the universe, or else their pet theory would fall flat on its face. Pioneering physiologists are now beginning to c...

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Funny story: Sasha Obama's Annual Flu Shot Goes Wrong and Blames Joe Biden

Sasha Obama's Annual Flu Shot Goes Wrong and Blames Joe Biden

WASHINGTON DC - On Friday afternoon, Vice President Joe Biden, also known to Obama's children as Uncle Joe, was the only person available to take the Obama girls to their pediatric appointments. In fact, 'Uncle Joe' usually takes the girls becaus...

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Funny story: University Challenge Takes Centre Stage In Health Cuts Row

University Challenge Takes Centre Stage In Health Cuts Row

A row between the Treasury and health experts over NHS cuts descended into a squabble about TV quiz show University Challenge last night. The row had escalated earlier in the day after a group of health experts published criticisms of the Governme...

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Funny story: Survival of the Fattest - Fitness Experts Mysterious Premature Deaths

Survival of the Fattest - Fitness Experts Mysterious Premature Deaths

A group of scientists working in the Bovril group at the University of Oxford have unearthed evidence that Darwin's mantle of "survival of the fittest" no longer holds as true in today's society. Following a survey of over 3,000 fitness experts, p...

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Funny story: I'm a doctor. You're a doctor. Who's a doctor?

I'm a doctor. You're a doctor. Who's a doctor?

Doctorates A One-Act Play The curtain opens on a group of young students gathering around a rather old man downstage left. They are dressed as though they were from Ancient Greece. The surroundings are rather pastoral. Pupil 1: Tell us another story, Master. Pupils: Oh yes....please.....Yes, yes. A lesson.... Master: Well now....let me see...Ah! Yes! Pupil 2:...

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Funny story: I lost seventeen stone for my kids

I lost seventeen stone for my kids

I was always on the fat side during my teenage years, my mum blamed it on my diet, my dad blamed it on my mum's diet and my doctor blamed my dad for blaming my mum about her diet which he'd put her on. Naturally this was a very confusing time for me. I became very depressed every time I looked in a mirror, so I decided to take steps. I sold the mirror and bought a Big Mac but it just didn'...

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Funny story: Weight Watchers Study Controversy

Weight Watchers Study Controversy

Following a study by the UK Medical Research Council into effective ways to reduce weight, over 300 women feel let down. The MRC took 770 overweight women from Germany, Austria and the UK, sent half to their GP for help and the others were sent t...

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Funny story: NHS is bad for your health, say MPs

NHS is bad for your health, say MPs

Politicians have drawn up drastic plans to reform Britain's National Health Service, after it was revealed that the majority of people in NHS hospitals are sick or dying. MP Herbert Fluffer called it "shocking" and "a disgrace" that the NHS contai...

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Funny story: USA to change economic metric from GDP to Gross Domestic Weight

USA to change economic metric from GDP to Gross Domestic Weight

Under mounting pressure to demonstrate an economic turnaround, the United States Bureau of Labor and Statistics has decided to change the metrics being used to measure economic growth. The principal economic metric will now be the Gross Domestic Weig...

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Funny story: Research shows 100% of Americans will be Anorexic or Obese by 2020

Research shows 100% of Americans will be Anorexic or Obese by 2020

Boston, Mass-- A group of researchers at Boston College recently concluded that 100% of all Americans will either be obese or anorexic by 2020. Lead researcher Dillon Hardwick stated, "I got the idea for the study after I noticed everyone attending...

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Funny story: Couch potatoes life expectancy measured

Couch potatoes life expectancy measured

It's taken twenty-five years to complete the study, but the latest research from Evesham Sports College indicates that for every hour spent watching TV, life expectancy is reduced by twenty-two minutes. "This means," said Teri Vizien, who headed u...

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Funny story: San Francisco Outlaws Same-Sex Bicycle Seats

San Francisco Outlaws Same-Sex Bicycle Seats

Please turn out the lights when you leave San Francisco. Of all places, where Dykes on Bikes parade nude from the head down on rumbling Harley Davidsons, where a quasi-religious order mocks the Catholic Church with the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence wearing nun habits, where the mayor is celebrated for porking his best friend's wife; I could go on and on, but I want to limit my dialogue to a spe...

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Funny story: Superman blamed for super gonorrhea, Kent sought

Superman blamed for super gonorrhea, Kent sought

The Center for Disease Control is investigating mild-mannered reporter Clark Kent, who sometimes straps on a cape and claims to be Superman, of the planet Krypton, in connection with the spread of a new antibiotic-resistant strain of gonorrhea. "T...

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Funny story: Drinking Water is bad for you

Drinking Water is bad for you

Latest research from the Institute for the Mentally Challenged has shown that drinking water is terribly bad for people and should be avoided. "We ran an experiment for three weeks," said head of Research and Money Laundering, Bev Average. "We spl...

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Funny story: What Day Is It Today? Er... It's Another Monday!

What Day Is It Today? Er... It's Another Monday!

Every day of the week is to be renamed Monday 1, Monday 2, and so on up to Monday 7 following preliminary findings by a team of expert alcoholic scientists carrying out a government backed study into the rise of alcohol related problems in British so...

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Funny story: Local Miami Man Proposes Abolition of Chairs

Local Miami Man Proposes Abolition of Chairs

The days of sitting down after a long day may soon be over. In response to a CNN report claiming that sitting for hours can shave years off lives, a residence-challenged man in Miami is calling for the abolition of chairs. "They're a hateful contr...

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