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Funny story: The ONLY Virgin in France Lied!

The ONLY Virgin in France Lied!

French media is exploding with the story of a Muslim couple in Paris who are in the midst of divorce proceeding because the young bride lied to her husband about her virginity.

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Funny story: Pointless French Strike Continues

Pointless French Strike Continues

In a continuation of pointlessness, French fisherman were still on strike for no reason today.

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Funny story: Rain led to Napoleon's defeat at Waterloo, triumph of Wellingtons

Rain led to Napoleon's defeat at Waterloo, triumph of Wellingtons

Almost two centuries after the Battle of Waterloo, senior French Army officers have concluded that an underestimation of the rain and mud, and dismissal of the crucial importance of the watertight Wellies worn by British and Prussian forces,...

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Funny story: Thin French Models Face Jail

Thin French Models Face Jail

In a move that has stirred the fashion trade into state of complete inactivity, France has decided that the publication of photographs of ultra-thin and semi-comatose models could lead to a jail sentence. It has also been noted that many models have...

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Funny story: Carla Bruni Image Sold At New York Auction

Carla Bruni Image Sold At New York Auction

A nude photograph of France's First Lady, Carla Bruni, has been auctioned for $91,000 - more than 20 times the expected price, and nearly 100 times its real worth, say sources at a New York auction house.

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Funny story: French want Blair for President

French want Blair for President

A poll conducted by ICM shows that a majority French people want Tony Blair to be the next President of Europe.

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Funny story: Olympic Torch Snuffed Out By French Armpits

Olympic Torch Snuffed Out By French Armpits

The Olympic Torch has been snuffed out during its visit to Paris on the French leg of its European Tour, sources inside France have said.

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Funny story: Anglo-French summit: French papers bewildered

Anglo-French summit: French papers bewildered

Paris - (Zut Alors! Mess): France's newspaper editors have said they are flummoxed by the British pageantry laid on for their sitting duck president and advised readers to concentrate instead on the football (England 0- 1 France).

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Funny story: Sarkozy - Britain and France have "never been so close"

Sarkozy - Britain and France have "never been so close"

In the first speech of his state visit President Sarkozy has heaped warm praise on Britain. Praising Britain's courage, dynamism and strength he urged both countries to "overcome our long-standing rivalries and build together a future that w...

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Funny story: Capello offered $5 million bung for England 0-3 disaster in Paris

Capello offered $5 million bung for England 0-3 disaster in Paris

Stade de France - (Zut Alors! Mess): Football coach Fabio Capello has been offered a $5 million bribe for a Rio Ferdinand-captained England side to lose three nil to the Frogs tomorrow night.

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Funny story: France cuts nuclear missile arsenal by a third

France cuts nuclear missile arsenal by a third

President Sarkozy has announced France's stocks of air launched nuclear weapons is to be slashed in an effort to ensure the safety of Europe. In a speech to French defence chiefs Sarkozy hailed the plan as a major blow to the enemies of France a...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton dogs Paris Hilton with lawsuit

Paris Hilton dogs Paris Hilton with lawsuit

In a development that is sure to rivet the attention of celebrity tabloid readers around the world for several seconds until they realize what it's actually about, the Hilton International Hotel and Convention Center in Paris, Fr...

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Funny story: Touch-me-not

Touch-me-not

My post, 'Hand that Flattens Own Agitator', was about Mr. Nicolas Paul Stéphane Sarközy de Nagy-Bocsa, President of France visiting President George Bush in USA. In his trip, Mr. Sarkozy was not accompanied by his wife Cécilia Ciganer-Albeniz. Before the cameras, we observed some bizarre behaviors including Sarkozy's inserting his left hand deep into the pocket of his over-sized jacket...

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Funny story: US Navy see red

US Navy see red

Geneve - Claims by a Pentagon official that a US Navy missile had successfully hit and destroyed a rogue satellite are completely untrue. The missile, infact, actually hit and destroyed the Rouge satellite. This has resulted in the w...

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Funny story: French President Doesn't Care For Brunei Baggage

French President Doesn't Care For Brunei Baggage

When the current French President married Carla Brunei, the daughter of the Sultan of Brunei, he did not know that there was baggage involved. Said a government spokesman who asked to remain anonymous and to only be identified by the initials J.B.,...

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Funny story: President Sarkozy Marries Sultan of Brunei

President Sarkozy Marries Sultan of Brunei

Playboy, French President Nicolas Sarkozy has married 'Billionaire beauty' Hassanal Bolkiah who is commonly known as the Sultan of Brunei.

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Funny story: Fears For Albino Skier Lost in Alps

Fears For Albino Skier Lost in Alps

Worried family members gathered at the foot of the legendary Matterhorn Mountain in France, Europe today as they waited and hoped that rescuers could find missing albino Austrian skier Petr Paleface.

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