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Funny story: The New England Patriots May Pass On Wes Welker

The New England Patriots May Pass On Wes Welker

FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - New England Patriots slot receiver Wes Welker is a free agent and Pats fans are divided on whether the team owners should let him go or try and resign him. Should Welker stay he will be paid $11.4 million for the 2013 s...

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Funny story: Super Bowl Blackout Blamed On Gisele Bundchen and Anna Welker

Super Bowl Blackout Blamed On Gisele Bundchen and Anna Welker

NEW ORLEANS - National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell is alleging that the Super Bowl blackout that occurred during the third quarter of Super Bowl XLVII, between the Baltimore Ravens and the San Francisco 49ers, was caused by two well-kn...

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Funny story: Wing shortage impacts Super Bowl team

Wing shortage impacts Super Bowl team

San Francisco, CA - The 49ers public relations manager, Mr. Phlapper, told reporters tonight that the team is concerned about the global wing shortage. "We heard on the T.V. that there is a massive shortage of wings. I mean, there just aren't any...

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Funny story: 49ers Randy Moss Almost Hurts His Arm Patting Himself On His Back

49ers Randy Moss Almost Hurts His Arm Patting Himself On His Back

NEW ORLEANS - San Francisco 49ers wide receiver Randy Moss was sitting around in the locker room after practice and answered about 70 questions. The questions ran the gamut regarding everything from what he had for breakfast, to what is his favori...

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Funny story: The 49ers Shoot Down The Falcons 28-24

The 49ers Shoot Down The Falcons 28-24

ATLANTA - The hometown Falcons jumped on the San Francisco 49ers 17-0, and everyone in the Georgia Dome thought that the southern birds were going to annihilate the team from the Left Coast. But the guys from Alcatraz City had other ideas as they...

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Funny story: Piers Morgan Interviews Manti Te'o

Piers Morgan Interviews Manti Te'o

The host of Piers Morgan Tonight interviewed the most widely-talked about college football player in America - Norte Dame's Manti Te'o. PIERS: Well, well, well Mr. Te'o, where the heck do we start old chap? TE'O: How about at the beginning Mr. Morgan. PIERS: Very well then. I know that you're of Samoan descent and that you were born in Laie, Hawaii, is that correct? TE'O: Yes. PIERS...

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Funny story: Hangover's Ken Jeong To Star In "Manti Te'o - The Mama of All Hoaxes"

Hangover's Ken Jeong To Star In "Manti Te'o - The Mama of All Hoaxes"

HOLLYWOOD - Word out of Tinsel Town is that famed Italian director Bellanino Terrabini has just agreed to direct the new Tri-Moon Productions film Manti Te'o - The Mama of All Hoaxes. The movie deals with Manti Malietau Louis Elmer Te'o, a Samoan-...

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Funny story: Redskins Coach Mike Shanahan Is Being Investigated By Congress

Redskins Coach Mike Shanahan Is Being Investigated By Congress

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Many saw it coming and it has certainly arrived. The United States Congress has just informed the Washington Redskins organization that it will be conducting a full scale investigation into Redskins Coach Mike Shanahan. Accordin...

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Funny story: If You Break His Arm, Is Gronk's Season Not Over?

If You Break His Arm, Is Gronk's Season Not Over?

New England's Patriots sent out Rob Gronkowski before his forearm was fully healed, and he reinjured it, forcing a second surgery in two months. He will miss the Super Bowl. Gronk wanted to play, but was that decision wisely allowed to be made at...

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Funny story: John Madden Delivers Delirious Half-time Speech To Hot Dog Vendor

John Madden Delivers Delirious Half-time Speech To Hot Dog Vendor

As the first half of Super Bowl 43 came to a close with the Green Bay Packers leading 21-10, former head coach and beloved NFL color commentator John Madden knew it was time. Despite having no idea what time is was, or for that matter how he had g...

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Funny story: Rex Ryan's Top 10 Beach Activities

Rex Ryan's Top 10 Beach Activities

New York Jets' coach Rex Ryan was so embarrassed by his team's horrid season that he took off for a Bahamas' beach vacation rather than hold the traditional end-of-year press conference. Unfortunately for Ryan, the media tracked him down and uncovered his favorite seaside pastimes. Here are the top 10: 1. Finish reading "Coaching For Dummies." 2. Stop sending hate mail to Eric Mangini.

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Funny story: New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan Gets To Keep His Job

New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan Gets To Keep His Job

NEW YORK CITY - Many hardcore Jets fans were stunned to hear that Coach Rex Ryan managed to get by Black Monday without losing his job. In fact Las Vegas oddsmakers were giving 3 to 1 odds that Coach "Footsie" Ryan would be turning in the key to h...

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Funny story: Tom Brady Promises That The New England Patriots Will Win This Year's Super Bowl

Tom Brady Promises That The New England Patriots Will Win This Year's Super Bowl

NEW YORK CITY - Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and his high heel shoe model wife Gisele were in the Big Apple doing some post-Christmas shopping. Tom said that his wife had picked up a great deal on some imported Icelandic hand mittens and he had...

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Funny story: Tim Tebow Bashing Has Turned Into A Silly Circus

Tim Tebow Bashing Has Turned Into A Silly Circus

NEW YORK CITY - If Coach Rex "Footsie" Ryan does not want to play Tim Tebow then he needs to do the gentlemanly thing and trade him to some other team. This ongoing Tebow Bashing Circus has gotten way out of hand and there are more lies coming out...

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Funny story: Tim Tebow Wants To Be A Cowboy

Tim Tebow Wants To Be A Cowboy

NEW YORK CITY - The love affair between Tim Tebow and the New York Jets never materialized and Tim understands that's just the way the football bounces. This season he sat patiently on the bench while watching Jets starting quarterback Mark "Oops"...

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Funny story: Rob "The Mouth" Parker Suspended For His Robert Griffin III, Cornball Remark

Rob "The Mouth" Parker Suspended For His Robert Griffin III, Cornball Remark

NEW YORK CITY - ESPN's sports contributor Rob Parker has once again stuck his big foot in his mouth on national television. Parker, who looks a lot like CNN's contributing journalist Roland Martin, has a history of saying things that most TV sport...

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Funny story: Marijuana Filled Footballs To Be Tossed Over The Border Fence

Marijuana Filled Footballs To Be Tossed Over The Border Fence

NOGALES, Mexico - The ad in The Nogales Daily News stated that SeƱor (NAME DELETED BY EDITOR) was looking for some young men who can toss a football like Eli Manning of the New York Giants and who can catch it like Jay Witten of the Dallas Cowboys.

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