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Funny story: Bush Becomes Iraqi President Ahead Of U.S. Elections

Bush Becomes Iraqi President Ahead Of U.S. Elections

Iraqi state television announced yesterday evening that U.S. President George W. Bush has been elected the new Iraqi president. Bush will be taking over from the former "interim" President Ghazi Yawer.

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Funny story: Referendum to Eliminate Electoral College Shot Down by Electoral College

Referendum to Eliminate Electoral College Shot Down by Electoral College

WASHINGTON. All 538 electors of the U.S. Electoral College unanimously vetoed a permanent recess of the U.S. Electoral College and ban on all Electoral College methods of carrying out national elections today. Earlier this month the landslide refer...

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Funny story: American democracy put on hold

American democracy put on hold

Citing increasing fear of a terrorist attack, the White House announced this morning that all future American elections are to be cancelled until further notice.

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Funny story: George Bush Asks Terrorists for Help to Postpone Elections

George Bush Asks Terrorists for Help to Postpone Elections

The Department of Homeland Security has been working with Election Officials, al Qaida and the Bush Administration to put plans in place to postpone the November Presidential Elections. The tentative plan calls for a terrorist attack in the event t...

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Funny story: Computer Glitch Voids Canadian Election Results

Computer Glitch Voids Canadian Election Results

OTTAWA (Dissociated Press)-- In a surprise statement, Elections Canada today announced that it was invalidating the results of the recent Canadian federal election. Officials revealed that what had been portrayed in the media as a hotly-contested rac...

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Funny story: Joan Collins deported to Afghanistan

Joan Collins deported to Afghanistan

In the aftermath of the Euro 2004 elections, the UKIP has announced that it is to establish links with Ian Paisley's DUP, which topped the poll in Northern Ireland. We understand that the UKIP has agreed to renegotiate the Good Friday Agreement...

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Funny story: Blair and cronies set sights on rock stardom

Blair and cronies set sights on rock stardom

As the Labour Party licks its wounds after being drubbed in the local elections, it is emerging that Tony Blair may not be seeking a third term in office.

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Funny story: Euro-gaff sparks international row

Euro-gaff sparks international row

Britain's Euro-elections have become the centre of a major international rumpus.

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Funny story: John Prescott visits USA & hits Colin Powell

John Prescott visits USA & hits Colin Powell

British Deputy Prime Minister John 'Jabba the Hut' Prescott continued is world tour in a bid to gain friends in governments around the world for the Labour Party to impress voters back in the UK for upcoming elections, unfortunately, he came to blows...

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Funny story: BNP stand as Anti-Europe party in European elections

BNP stand as Anti-Europe party in European elections

In a confounding move, British National Party leader, Nick Griffin, has announced his party's intention to continue their anti-European stance by standing in the upcoming European Elections.

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Funny story: Rumsfeld: ‘Operation Spanish Freedom under way'

Rumsfeld: ‘Operation Spanish Freedom under way'

Minutes after the announcement of Jose Aznar's massive defeat in Spanish National elections, Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld urged the free world to intervene and restore law and order in the Iberian peninsula: "Socialist Jose Zapatero, the se...

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Funny story: Putin - "Stalin and I were just good friends"

Putin - "Stalin and I were just good friends"

Vlad "The Impaler" Putin, Russian President and predicted winner of the upcoming Russian Presidential Elections, was today scornful of claims that he is the ‘New Stalin'.

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Funny story: Rummy offers annual elections in Cuba

Rummy offers annual elections in Cuba

Dear Donald ‘Ducky' Rumsfeld, chief jailer to the war criminals of Guantanamo Bay, has offered the olive branch or fig leaf of democracy to the evil non-Christian people-hating child-killing blood-sucking hyphen-breeding terrorist monsters who refuse...

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Funny story: Welsh Nationalists Plan Barnyard Vote

Welsh Nationalists Plan Barnyard Vote

The Welsh nationalist party, Plaid Cymru has announced their intentions to allow farm animals to be able to vote in elections.

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Funny story: Marilyn Manson Endorses Bush in Last Ditch Effort to Shock People

Marilyn Manson Endorses Bush in Last Ditch Effort to Shock People

In a move admittedly more about shocking his fans and detractors than about his ideological leanings, Marilyn Manson announced today that he would be throwing his endorsement to George W. Bush for the 2004 elections.  A publicist for Manson...

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Funny story: Bush declares self President for life, calls off 2004 election

Bush declares self President for life, calls off 2004 election

Speaking from his ranch at the beginning of a 3-month ‘sabbatical', President Bush announced today that the 2004 elections would not be held. Citing the need for greater Homeland Security in these troubled times, Bush stated that his removal from of...

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Funny story: Al Gore Caught Cross Dressing At New York Night Club!

Al Gore Caught Cross Dressing At New York Night Club!

Al Gore was caught in full "Drag" as he left The Lucky Lady Night Club off Broadway last Thursday. He claims to having taken up a job as an "exotic dancer" to cure his depression after loosing the 2000 Presidential Elections.

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