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Funny story: Stormy Daniels Explains Why She Refers To Donald Trump as a Planetary Lover

Stormy Daniels Explains Why She Refers To Donald Trump as a Planetary Lover

LOS ANGELES – The woman who was paid $131,265 hush money by the President's attorney, Michael Cohen, has just revealed why she said that Donald J. Trump was a “Planetary Lover”. Stormy spoke with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors, and told her that "Spa…

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Funny story: Ben & Jerry's Names Its Latest Ice Cream Flavor After President Trump

Ben & Jerry's Names Its Latest Ice Cream Flavor After President Trump

BURLINGTON, Vermont – The most popular ice cream producer in the nation has just announced a brand new ice cream flavor. The new ice cream flavor was developed by a team of Ben & Jerry ice cream experts who worked for 17 straight hours, eating…

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Funny story: Now That Roseanne Barr Has Revealed That Trump is a Woman, Many Are Wondering if He Will Be Grabbing Himself by the You-Know-What

Now That Roseanne Barr Has Revealed That Trump is a Woman, Many Are Wondering if He Will Be Grabbing Himself by the You-Know-What

BROOKLYN – The woman who was once 'the' Roseanne Barr, sat in a hotel room and rattled off some semi-incoherent blabbings. Coming out of leftfield, the space cadet revealed some earth-shattering info. She said that President Trump is a woman. Yes,…

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Funny story: Sore Loser Trump Now Accuses Obama Of Treason

Sore Loser Trump Now Accuses Obama Of Treason

With Joe Biden appealing to the masses, rising in the polls, leaving President Trump behind in exhaust fumes, Trump is in a panic and has accused Biden and Obama of treason! Treason? What must the neighbors think? Down, down, down in the polls…

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Funny story: Tucker Carlson disinvited from The White House for bawdy commentary

Tucker Carlson disinvited from The White House for bawdy commentary

FOX News analyst Tucker Carlson may be temporarily away from his desk for undisclosed reasons. He has once again made commentary on “a profound national emergency”. He has also said the country's leaders, whether Democrat or Republican, are “di…

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Funny story: Trump and Johnson to be replaced by 2-year-old toddlers!

Trump and Johnson to be replaced by 2-year-old toddlers!

Sensational news coming out of the White House and number 10 Downing Street! A group of Harvard and Oxford University professors have accumulated a questionnaire for both world leaders regarding global, important matters. They also gave the same…

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Funny story: Many Evangelicals Are Now Admitting That President Trump Needs to be Put in a Home

Many Evangelicals Are Now Admitting That President Trump Needs to be Put in a Home

SIOUX CITY, Iowa – After following him like baby ducklings behind their mama, Evangelicals are now starting to wake up and see the full picture, the picture that has always been in front of their holier-than-thou countenances. And many of them are…

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Funny story: Trump’s Next Big MAGA Political Campaign Rally Will Be Held at a McDonalds

Trump’s Next Big MAGA Political Campaign Rally Will Be Held at a McDonalds

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A spokesperson for the 2020 Trump Presidential Campaign has just informed the media that Trump’s next world-famous campaign rally will be held in Moose Mouth, North Dakota. Campaign spokesperson, Peter “Pepe” Von Vixen, pointed…

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Funny story: President Trump Says He's Thinking About Pardoning Bill Cosby

President Trump Says He's Thinking About Pardoning Bill Cosby

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a surprise move that even caught Trump’s top aide, Kellyanne Conway, and his number one ass-kisser, Sean Hannity, by surprise, the President has commented that he is considering pardoning alleged sexual predator, Bill Cosby.

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Funny story: Trump Orders Hospital Ship to Phoenix

Trump Orders Hospital Ship to Phoenix

Port of Yuma, AZ. Special to The Spoof. With Covid-19 cases and deaths escalating throughout Arizona, impacting the availability of hospital beds and intensive care units, ventilators and personal protective equipment, the President has responded by…

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Funny story: Trump and Bolton duel in the White House dining room with candelabras and real candles

Trump and Bolton duel in the White House dining room with candelabras and real candles

Breaking: Sources indicate a late-weekend development has been disclosed, although the whistleblower is not yet identified. The leak indicates White House dining room wait personnel with video cameras were involved, as with Russia-related agents i...

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Funny story: Trump Is Such A Cry Baby

Trump Is Such A Cry Baby

Boo, hoo! Donald Trump is such a cry baby! Somebody get the guy a pacifier! Like, quick! Does the whole world have to endure hearing Trump’s cry baby act, blaming former President Barack Obama for every one of Trump's failures? Obama has been out…

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Funny story: Psychologists Have Just Given Kayleigh McEnany a New Nickname: The Lie Teller

Psychologists Have Just Given Kayleigh McEnany a New Nickname: The Lie Teller

CHICAGO – Many of the nation’s leading psychologists, including Harvard University professor, Galileo W. Quicksmith, have said that White House press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, is basically a female clone of President Trump. The professor said,...

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Funny story: Sofia Vergara Recalls The Day She Met Donald Trump

Sofia Vergara Recalls The Day She Met Donald Trump

HOLLYWOOD – The hottest sex symbol in Tinsel Town these days is none other than the Colombian firecracker, Sofia Vergara. The stunning Latina actress has stirred up more men’s fantasies than all the swizzle sticks in Las Vegas. Vergara recently...

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Funny story: President Trump is Desperately Trying to Sell Mar-a-Lago Before the Asteroid Hits and Totally Destroys It

President Trump is Desperately Trying to Sell Mar-a-Lago Before the Asteroid Hits and Totally Destroys It

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – A White House insider said that the night of Trump’s horrendously, horrific, Tulsa Campaign Rally, he only got 29 minutes of sleep. He flew down to the Southern White House, Mar-a-Lago on Air Force One the next morning. Me...

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Funny story: President Trump's Freudian Slip In Black Lives Matter Speech

President Trump's Freudian Slip In Black Lives Matter Speech

There were more protests in cities across the country last night, complemented by riots, fires and looting, after President Donald Trump, speaking during a televised address to the nation about his "tremendous heartfelt and genuine concern" for the l...

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Funny story: John Bolton Book Queues Latest

John Bolton Book Queues Latest

The interest surrounding the release, on Tuesday, of the book written by the former US National Security Adviser, John Bolton, has prompted countless thousands of scandal-hunting readers to form queues outside bookstores in most major cities this mor...

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