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Funny story: Local Dog Makes Predictions of Death, Famine and Sour Milk

Local Dog Makes Predictions of Death, Famine and Sour Milk

Bengie the dog is at it again: making predictions that have stunned the local community with their horror and foreboding. If it was any other dog most folk would ignore his pointless ramblings, but Bengie's previous visions have proved so accurat...

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Funny story: 5 Annoying Things that DOGS do on Facebook

5 Annoying Things that DOGS do on Facebook

This story is in retaliation to Askmen.com's article titled 'Crazy Things Women Do On Facebook' and Cosmo online's retaliation article titled '5 Annoying Things Guys Do on Facebook.' This is in retaliation to both those dumb articles. 5 Annoying Things Dogs Do on Facebook 1. Dogs get their own profiles. Really? Does a dog deserve his/her own Facebook profile, or even a Facebook fan page?...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Confronted By Dog

Cheryl Cole Confronted By Dog

A tearful Cheryl Cole today confided in a close friend that she had once been confronted by a dog, and that the incident gives her recurring nightmares to this day. Apparently, Mrs Cole was walking down the street in her native North East when the...

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Funny story: Dog Whisperer Prepares for Toughest Challenge: Taming Camilla During UK Tour!

Dog Whisperer Prepares for Toughest Challenge: Taming Camilla During UK Tour!

Caesar Millan, the Mexican Millionaire, who made his fortune taming some of the planet's ugliest and worst tempered hounds, says he's ready to take on his biggest challenge after he answered a "Mercy Call" from Buckingham Palace concerning Camilla P...

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Funny story: Human Illegitimacy Now at 30% in UK But Ministers Propose "Competency' Exam for Potential Dog Owners!

Human Illegitimacy Now at 30% in UK But Ministers Propose "Competency' Exam for Potential Dog Owners!

Despite unwed mothers littering the landscape with bastards doomed to grow up without parental guidance and family discipline, UK ministers have decided to turn their attention to dog owners, proposing 'competency' exams similar to 'driving theory t...

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Funny story: Row Over World's Tallest Dog Intensifies

Row Over World's Tallest Dog Intensifies

The row over just which dog is the world's tallest intensified yesterday as rival claims fought for the attention of the keepers of the world record books. Officially, George the Great Dane from Tuscon, Arizona, USA has been declared the tallest a...

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Funny story: Obama Authorizes More TARP Funds to Buy Westminster Kennel Winner for Family!

Obama Authorizes More TARP Funds to Buy Westminster Kennel Winner for Family!

Despite the previous failure of the First Family in raising a family pet, the Portuguese Water Dog, Bo, presumed dead under mysterious circumstances, the President has decided to try again with Best In Breed Winner, Sadie the Scottish Terrier. The...

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Funny story: Dog Arrested For Jaywalking

Dog Arrested For Jaywalking

There was drama in a Bangkok street today when police arrested a dog for jaywalking as it crossed the central reservation under a bridge on Rajavithi Road. The dog, black, was nabbed by the eagle-eyed Sgt Somchai Motosai as he took a backhander fr...

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Funny story: That's Not My Shite! - Claims Local Dog

That's Not My Shite! - Claims Local Dog

A local dog has hit out against claims that he is responsible for coating the streets in sticky, brown doggie doo-doo. Barky the dog, 2, has said that he is suffering 'emotional turmoil' and 'stress' after rumours throughout the local village bega...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Ridicules Bestiality Allegations

Robert Pattinson Ridicules Bestiality Allegations

Budding legend of the silver screen, Robert Pattinson 23, who plays Edward Cullen the vampire in the Twilight movie series was today, a little hacked off by scandal mongering press 'vampires' who continually take his off-the-cuff remarks out of conte...

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Funny story: Brooklyn Dog Mugged, Barks Description of Mugger to Police Canine Unit

Brooklyn Dog Mugged, Barks Description of Mugger to Police Canine Unit

The crime occurred last week outside a grocery story in Park Slope, where the dog, Moxie, had been tied up for a short time by her owner while she shopped. When the owner came out of the store, she found a shivering, traumatized Moxie. The poor pooc...

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Funny story: Porno Movies Now Available For Your Dog

Porno Movies Now Available For Your Dog

Pet Perfect Products Inc., Tells consumers that movies are available made especially to keep dogs occupied while you are away. "Dogs at Play" is about groups of dogs barking and running and playing and chasing a ball. Advertising says "Your do...

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Funny story: Frozen Dog Turds Threaten To Ruin Spring

Frozen Dog Turds Threaten To Ruin Spring

Moscow's harsh winter weather usually gives way to a pleasant spring, with birds singing, children playing and the trees full of blossom. However, there is a danger lurking amongst the snow and ice. It is a danger which will potentially ruin spring f...

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Funny story: Space Dog 'Laika' Spotted Approaching Dog Eat Dog World

Space Dog 'Laika' Spotted Approaching Dog Eat Dog World

Little, adorable Russian doggie, Laika, was presumed dead after his space exploration in the early 20th Century but recent observations from the Hubble Telescope have detected the 'waggledy-tailed one' coming dangerously close to an extraterrestrial...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah gets message from spirit dog

Derek Acorah gets message from spirit dog

Medium Derek Acorah well known psychic and medium is currently on tour with his Psychic Medium Show An Evening with Derek Acorah. We went to one of Dereks shows in London and spoke to various people before and after the show. Most people had come...

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Funny story: Dog known as "Magic" soon to be euthanized

Dog known as "Magic" soon to be euthanized

Reporting for the Las Vegas Variety a writer got free passes to the new magic show starring David Silverfield. There was much press given to this aspiring new magician in town since it was said he could change a person into anything and then chan...

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Funny story: Lassie Comes Home For 2010

Lassie Comes Home For 2010

It looked like being a very unhappy New Year's for the Slystone family here in Leicester, as they mourned the unfortunate disappearance of the family pet, Lassie the sheepdog, on a day trip to Skegness in September. What they didn't realise was th...

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